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Earlier this week I went on a "date" with a girl who I first met as an escort. Afterwards I posted a thread about it and many people said to text her. If anyone is interested to hear what happened since then I will post in this thread.
go on
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Do it you goofy fellow
How can you love someone who was marked by countless dicks?
What did women do to you specifically to make you hate them so much?
That they haven't seeked you out in your lair to make love to you is not a valid reason. That they claim "they don't have standards" and then don't date you is not a valid reason either because when you say it you sure as hell wouldn't put your dick in a trashy STD infested and moldy obese 0/10 black mother of 5.
>>28563384
I don't hate women. I just don't give a shit about them.
>>28563384
its *sought you out btw.
They became SJWs. Feminism and trannydom are what ruined women.
a friday rose discussion tbqhwu
and yes, your pal lou made this thread. you can stop worrying now
>>28552940
I reall really like young rose
>>28552940
That pit faggotry completely derailed and killed the last thread. Not to mention the obvious and cringy samefagging the pitfaggot was doing
>>28552940
What's the Rose meme all about? I don't get it.
How do I become asexual?
I'm sure I'd be much happier without any sex drive.
>>28573952
chop your dick and balls off
after about 3 weeks without fapping you sort of hit a plateau where your libido stays a manageable level
also starving yourself will make your body naturally prioritize food over everything else
>>28573975
Will consider, thanks anon familia
Whats the LAST movie you watched?
Tonight's was pic related. Not a huge fan of Spike Lee but this one was alright. Not my first time watching it but was nice to have in the background while at my desk. Also any obscure movies you can recommend?
>>28573893
inside man is an obscure movie? it definitely was a good movie, i really liked its soundtrack
i watched this movie called "Love Exposure" yesterday which was pretty cool. It's a Japanese movie, it's 4 fucking hours long, the first 2 hours really kept my attention but it kinda floundered in the end
i think i would recommend it though, it has a pretty interesting story even if it gets a little crazy in the last half
Inside man is God tier
tonight me and my dad watched Deadpool, Sicario, and Sisters
Deadpool was enjoyable, I think I liked Sicario the best out of the three. Sisters was surprisingly decent.
>tfw hangover
How do you deal with this?
I slept 3 hours because my head hurts so fucking much i want to kill myself. Funny thing as it was a party there was plenty of food but it didnt help.
Drink more. Have a morning beer. It helps
this is a bait thread
do not respond
I literally had zero problems with hangovers until this past year at age 27. Never got nauseous, never had a headache, could drink insane amounts of alcohol. After 6 months off I can't drink anything harder than beer without gagging and when I force it down about an hour later I projectile vomit everywhere and am too sick to eat/move for the next 24-48 hours. Right now I'm forcing down a 12-pack of beer and am only on beer #4 and feel full and disgusting as shit and have zero positive effects. I'm too much of a NEET to ever meet anyone in order to aquire and try drugs to make the pain go away so it's alcohol or nothing. Fucking sucks.
Chloe Moretz: BLACKED
I don't get your gits obsession with her, she literally looks like trailer trash. Plus her bulky box shaped body. Gross. I hope that nignog has higher standards than her to be honest with you family
>>28573786
i don't mind chance tbqh nice shitpost tho
>>28573786
every female that gets blacked needs to get acid faced immediately after btw
>at restaurant with friends
>we all part ways
>decide to head to a bar nearby
>bartender girl greets me and tells me that I'm cute
>cute is not good from what ive heard
>I order a beer
>she asks me if I'd like anything to eat
>I told her I had already eaten at a restaurant nearby
>she asks me what it was called
>ummmmmmmmmmm
>I couldn't remember the name of it
>she laughs 'youre so cute'
>I have another beer
>I tried taking a selfie of myself with my camera but the front cam had no flash
>tried taking it the other way and failed
>she offers to take my pictures instead
>she takes a few pictures and then says 'smile!' and laughs
>I smile for her
>'thats better'
>I ask her for my bill
>i tipped her 2 dollars
>about to head home
>she said 'wait would you like to take a shot with me?'
>she asks me what kind i liked and i told her whiskey
>she pours me a shot and pours herself a shot
>i take the shot and it burned like hell
>I thank her and she gives me a hug
>she tells me to come back sometime
shes about 6-8 years older than me and im lonely.
Being called cute could be good or bad
Memes are neither black nor white, but gray
>>28573697
That skank is hustling for tips
>>28573697
First: The only girl I've ever had sex with said I was "cute." "Cute" could mean "I want to fuck you."
Second: She's a bartender. Even if she calls you cute and does things that makes you think she likes you, realize that her job is a people person job. She very well may like you and want to fuck you, but she was successful in her job tonight in that you bought several drinks off of her and are interested in going back.
All that being said, definitely go back. Some female is interested in you. Whether it be sexually or as a consumer, that feeling is nice.
>grades released today
>2.4 cumulative gpa
>60 credits after finishing my "Junior" year
>>28573655
Just get the degree, anon.
What is you are major anon.
>>28573683
Cock sucking
>got drunk
>had a total breakdown and now everyone knows about my severe depression
>>28573529
I turned 21 a few months back but still have never been drunk and this is the reason why.
>>28573529
maybe they can help you now
>>28573551
UR SUCH A BETA FUCK
ORIGINAL COMMENT
How do we eradicate depression
>>28573339
Find meaning in your life.
Take something you enjoy and make it your living.
>>28573339
Wipe out the internet entirely and go back to the way things were before it existed.
gib gf and tendies. Literally solved 90% of this board's problems.
Hey robots.
No idea why, but I have an insatiable thirst to fuck a girl with a completely bald vagina but with ONE single hair on it.
It has honestly become an unhealthy fetish for me and I'm not sure what to do. Is there a name for this? Is it normal? Also, please dump any pictures of girls with single vagina hairs.
pic related
Why the fuck would you even get the idea in your head to actively seek this out?
>>28573265
>completely bald vagina but with ONE single hair on it
>>28573379
it's completely normal
>tfw finally saved up enough money to go to Tijuana & bang hookers on the cheap
>>28573197
There is no sense of accomplishment in banging a slut. They literally let retarded niggers fuck them
>>28573197
Hopefully they offer a pay per minute service for ya.
>>28573197
good job dude, enjoy it and make them feel as uncomfortable as possible
>talking to good girl friend of mine (inb4 friends reeeee)
>she's extremely depressed and sad etc etc currently attending therapy
>asks how my life is
>tell her that I may plan to kill myself sometime soon
>tells me "If you kill yourself I'll kill myself too"
What the fuck does this mean?
She can't live without you? She grew attached to you, you should ask her out mate.
I think she is trying to get you to not do it
Or she likes you
Or you are her only friend
The sad part is she won't do it. Even if she tries she would fail
ITT: times you realized you were a cuck
>oneitis says thing like "good boi" or "bad boi" whenever I do something she likes or dislikes
>>28572998
Did she have a bf and you were the orbiter or something?
>>28573175
nah she's single but she's only into muscular brown/asian dudes
>>28572998
I don't think you know what a cuck is.
