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Hey guys, I'm drunk and it's that time again. I work in waste water and I am here to answer all your questions regarding what happens after you shit/other assorted things you fuckers flush down the toilet that you shouldn't. I also treat the water that some of you drink out of the tap.
I hear they're monitoring our sewage for drugs. How's that shit?
>>28571555
By drugs what do you mean? Like cocaine, heroin, weed? Or prescription pills?
How long did it take for you to get used to the overwhelming smell of shit?
>be me 12 years old
>playing with lego in my room
>mummy knocks on my door and says its bedtime
>tidy up my lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me into my duvet
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me that i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke my peepee and it go hard again
>mummy say im very big for my age which makes me feel proud
>bury my face on mummys shoulder and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and shudder violently as warm liquid comes out my peepee
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her a lot
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy
>>28571497
mommy wow, you a big boy now
>>28571497
>>mummy gently stroke my peepee and it go hard again
>wowowow
>lego go up now
>duvet what the fuck is that
>mommy let me suck on rack
>make me shudder violently
>then the cum shoots out peepee
>>28571497
tl;dr but have a (You) on me
How do we convince women to stop wearing makeup?
>Make it trendy
>Have a few alpha females start doing it
>The rest will follow.
Women are conformists.
deny sexual favors?
she only looks good because she's young
she could smear herself with shit and she'd still be hot
conversely, any woman over 30 is indistinguishable from a tranny
Who here can't watch anime because it fills you with feelings of inadequacy and failure as a male?
That's pretty much why I watch anime
>>28571402
It has the opposite effect on me. Certain shows and themes motivate me to try harder, as silly as that might sound.
>>28571402
what sense does that make?
it's designed to appeal to inadequate young males
you're supposed to self-insert as araragi and pretend girls like you
Just watched Princess Mononoke for the first time. Just fuck my shit up. I don't know what to think anymore. Could Miyazaki for once just not make a movie that doesn't touch my soul ?
ashitaka is my husbando
>>28571362
kiki is best ghibli
Link me full video, kind anon?
Which one would you choose to keep as a pet /r9k/?
You can only pick one.
1 or 4 are by far the cutest and would make the best pets to snuggle with
None, because they aren't real.
>>28571314
Need to see all of their feet first
>There are leftists posting on this board
>>28571288
Half of 4chan are cucked fags what do you expect
>>28571288
>there are millitant conservatives posting on this board
equally as cancerous.
>there are people posting on this board who aren't anarchists
Don't buy in the red pill meme. It's all a bunch of frustrated nonsense derived from pathetic virgins.
I am a 5'10 210lb Mexican with BPD who's banged a decent a mount of women.
those are some crazy heels
A lot of "red pill" ideology comes from books that they're trying to sell you.
It's a moneymaking game.
Yeah, there are some grains of truth in it. Most women like a guy who's confident and handsome.
Your fuckin' eighth grade PE coach could've told you that.
I'm honestly not a very confident male. I'm sorta autistic when it comes down to truth if that's considered "confident"
>tfw no eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kape brewing, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
okay these are getting really weird..
>>28571186
I applaud your commitment to these threads, OP
>>28571186
op have you heard of interpals
You could get a filipina qt from it
who here /emo/?
>>28571147
listening to snowing right now
what about you friendo
>>28571199
im listening to op pic
feelign kinda sad
Brings back some serious feels.
THIS POST IS NOT ORIGINAL
I've got $4 and need food. What fast food should Iget?
soup kitchen
chicken tenders with honey mustard dip you stupid motherfucker
HOW MUCH MCDOLANDS CHICKEN TENDIES DOES FOUR DOLLARS BUY? GET THAT MANY; MMMMM TENDIES SO SWEET FOR ME TO EAT LET ME HAVE THAT FUCK MY ASS TENDY TREAT!
Life is meaningless. Prove me wrong.
>>28570826
I gave mine meaning
"Meaningless" is meaningless.
>>28570868
giving your life meaning is meaningless. prove me wrong.
When I was in college, a friend was driving drunk and got into a car accident. My body flew, only partly, through the windshield. I was stuck on the hood of the car and as I tried to free my arm from the glass, they got cut pretty bad.That's a lie. I'm trying to come up with something to explain the scars. I thought of saying something like I fucked around with farm equipment, but I just can't find anything believable. Also considered stating I was abused and didn't do this to myyself. Anything other than "I was a , lonely, foolish, child, didn't have friends, and grew up under the influence of a self-destructive subculture on the internet."
Help.
yeah id go with the first one
>>28570824
yea looks/sounds believable to normies who've never seen cuts like that before
>>28570824
also sorry about that, what the hell pushed you to do it
>mother found the poo prison
>Dad found the cuckbook
>>28570777
>sister found the booger board
>daddy found the cumdumpster glover 5000
Who /combat boots/ in here?
I realize now that they look really fucking autistic but it's too late and now I'm used to them and don't really have any other halfway-decent shoes.
>>28570729
>in here
>in
>>28570729
>mfw 6.1
>mfw i use mountain boots
>mfw i use several pads inside it
>mfw get a huge height boost even though i don't need it at all
I'll make the manlets learn
>tfw might have to switch over to jump boots that destroy my heels because my regular shoes are falling apart
>too afraid to ask for money for new shoes
thank god i only go places once a month
