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whats more pathetic? A man who loses his virginity to a escort or a virgin?i think a virgin is less pathetic because at least he has some dignity and self respect left.
>>26972984
I don't know. I am a kissless virgin at 27 and I really don't give a fuck anymore. Lost all desire to have sex.
>>26972984
A virgin always loses. Get over it and fuck a woman.
>>26973029
People will think you're weird if you're a virgin but they will think you're a loser if you pay for sex. I'd rather be weird than a loser.
Committing suicide when this thread 404s.
Last thread >>26916441
Talk me off a ledge, or don't. Do whatever ITT.
No head Mami edition
>>26972762
For what purpose? Is this new meme?
You won't do it and we all know it
Rooooooooooooolllling
how is it not original
So that's it folks. I finally did it. I fucked a girl. Normies were always fucking wrong about it all. It's exactly as we all imagine it.
For starters, we were both drunk as fuck. But I could see her interest in me. It wasn't straightforward but she did actively seek physical contact. Here's the thing - it's not like girls give you some secret signals. If you haven't seen any signals given by women, then you were never getting any. Also, ABSOLUTELY NEVER SAY YOU'RE A VIRGIN. I just lied about having fucked girls before, literally claiming to be the asshole Chad who pumps and dumps girls and generally being a typical /r9k/ tier misoginyst. Not even lying. In fact, thanks to all the porn I watched in my lifetime the whole act of fucking her was bretty gud in her eyes. If the girls says she's going to sleep with you, you just have to start touching her in places. No questions asked, you just go for it. I didn't believe it until I did it myself but there's absolutely nothing to worry, because instincts take over and you just know what to do. Because you want to. I had no fucking idea how to kiss a girl before but when it came to the act, I just knew what to do and how to do it.
Also, everything /r9k/ claims about how fucked up women are is true. This fucking girl could chat up some poor guy who's interested in her and fake her interest while quite literally fucking some other guy. The qt you might be after, or that you might be dating, is actually fucking other guys and slutting it up on parties.Worst part is that the girl I fucked was a virgin and I was her first. Instead of doing it with a guy she loves, she just lost it on a party with a random guy. Who's a fucking robot..
Anyone has any questions, I'm happy to answer them.
Congrats you normal male.
glad for you OP, do you still feel empty?
No shit kid
R9K, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!?????
Stay at home son, sir.
Alchemy/Herbalism, sir.
Shitposter.
Yep I'm back on making youtube videos faggots and hopefully this time I can help the autists that want help and rekt some of the tripfags even more.
Also mr skelly is the only good tripfag besides me he's like a son to me y'know?
Anyways faggots post your most cancerous shit on here cause I know you will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVPm8I0Ea8E
Forgot the video mybad faggots.
off yourself you disgusting manchild
Why do you even bother? You're a retard who's claim to r9k fame is "maybe if i post enough they'll think im confident". Shut the fuck up already, get a job or something
>almost 19 years old
>tfw no gf
I got my first gf at 21
>>26970793
I missed out a lot of things in my life
I got my first gf when I didn't exist.
D&D stories thread
Lets do this
Running over the same old grounds
Bumping with quality content
Originality be damned
DnD requires friends
>anon you should try playing huitar it will really cheer you up
>try it
>can't do it
>there's no one to teach me
>fustration and depression started again
Do yourself a favour and buy rocksmith 2014 (with the cable). It is the most fantastic and easy way to learn guitar. You will learn songs extremely fast, and there are also basic lessons to get you started.
>can't do it
Retards can play guitar, OP. You can, you just haven't found the right way. Learn your basic chord shapes first, worry about other stuff later.
>>26970429
>huitar
What the fuck's a huitar?
Are NEETS the ultimate product of nu-male beta cuckold millennial feminist culture?
>expect rewards for nothing because of numale feminist millennial brainwashing giving participation trophies
>anything besides instant gratification is "too hard" and "scary", as is the internet addicted beta numale entitled cuckold millennial way
>objectively afraid of dominant, aggressive blue and white collar masculinity because of their low testosterone from processed food, lethargy, and lack of exercise
>feminized subconsciously in an irrefutably uncontrollable way as much as they'd like to think they "hate roasties and Stacy"
This is what blue pill libcuck society has produced, the NEETbeta.
>>26969903
Thisis a caricature.
>>26969903
>implying that "muh yoosfool" people are not the biggest cucks
>working shitty jobs for peanuts --making other people much more money than themselves
>paying for neets through taxes
>voting for parties that cuck them even more
>blue collar workers dying on the job because they are replaceable
>the only gratification they can get is hating neets
>they might not have this anymore, as being a neet has never been better thanks to modern technology
use as much edgy language as you want, doesn't make you right
>>26969903
Somebody's salty about having to wake up early tomorrow.
Don't worry wagie. Keep working hard so that you can get that promotion! Keep chasing that carrot on the stick.
You don't want society to think you're a loser do you?
>tfw relative normalfag
>have gf
>want to throw it all away and become a mtf tranny
I literally think about this every day and it's making me feel like shit. I really want to be a girl. These feelings are making me scared and depressed.
What do?
Both getting a gf and becoming a trans are really difficult, so rather than thinking of HOW you do it, think about what that will achieve. Would you rather get some sweet pussy, or have your tight butt pounded until your prostate squeals with joy? Personally, I'd go for the latter, but it's your choice
>>26969904
I think I want to get fucked up the ass and date boys. I don't know. I have dildos and stuff.
You should absolutely be trans and let the boys of /r9k/ use your bp.
> mfw I see circumcised ''men''
uncircumcised penis = feminine penis
circumcised penis = man penis
She's so hot I wanna fuck her
>>26969145
Other way around bud, since, y'know, a dick don't look like that naturally
Any robots that served in the military here? I'm considering joining a branch but I don't know which one. I'm looking at either Marines or Air Force.
>>26969097
I'm in the army and it's ok. It's hard being away from home, and I was already seriously depressed before I joined. But, it's forced socialization and fitness, so there is that. But I still think I'll kill myself after my contract ends.
>>26969097
Military is a tough place for robots.
https://youtu.be/uXcatFp3REg
I'm joining infantry in august. I've decided that I really can't see myself becoming anything else in life other than to be deployed as cannon fodder in some shit hole country.
Are people, who reject modern society but socialize with each other(such as members of different subcultures like punks, anarchists or hippies) considered normies?
every community/social circle on the fucking planet believes that they are not like everyone else. even if it's people who call themselves democrats or republicans. they will reject "modern society" and social norms (the ones they don't like) as their main arguments.
punks are just regular people who like a certain type of music.
anarchists are fucking retarded.
hippies are just lazy.
i wouldn't call any of their lifestyles "normal" but everyone on the other side of the spectrum believes society is full of degenerates like them.
>>26968978
Most of them are normies. Consider Leonardo Di Caprio, both his parents were hippies and they were obviously Chad and Stacy, as regards to his great genetics.
>>26969066
So, they are just special snowflake normies?
W-where do I find an alt-right or conservative GF, /r9k/? I've seen one or two on a YouTuber that I like's Google Hangouts (one even in this country, Ireland) , but where can I find one in person?
They seem rarer than chocolate covered heroin syringes.
All girls I've come across in person and not over the internet are all liberals who support trannies and LGBT, and equality.
>>26968500
Small and predominantly white towns. Acting like a stupid whore is more frowned upon
There's none for you, weebtard.
>>26968500
>alt-right or conservative
Anything other than apolitical is shit tier
The normies are getting protection
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-an-Autistic-Guy-Who-Has-a-Crush-On-You
> Continue hanging out as much as you'd like. He will probably be okay with going back to being friends.
>>26968377
It's a pretty well written and straightforward article. I can't imagine women actually wanting to date autists, so that whole part is kind of moot, but I think they do a good job explaining how to reject an autist.
>To attract a black autist, wear watermelon flavour lipstick. He will be unable to resist going in for a taste
