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>mfw i'm turning 26 but only my mom knows i exist
how was your day anon?
did someone say something? huh, there's no one in here.
Happy You'rethgay, faggot!
>>26934465
Don't mind me, just dying alone.
>>26934519
T-Thanks anon, you-too.
Rose thread, come here rosebud
And rate my oc
Being obsessed over someone who doesn't even know you exist is insufferable. I wish she'd disappear off the internet. Someone please get her out of my fucking mind.
>>26934107
Epi is that you
Thank you for deleting these cancerous threads, mods. You are doing god's work.
What makes you happy, even if only a bit?
Nightmare mode:not "nothing" or anything cynical
>>26933892
Being beautiful, intelligent, and wealthy
>>26933892
Finding high quality anime to watch.
>>26933892
I like it when things fall into place. You know, when plans don't change, people do what they say they're going to do, and things work how they're supposed to. I know most people like this, but it's more that I become a mentally unstable wreck of tears if things get too "out of line" and it becomes overwhelming.
Who /wishingitweresummer/ here?
Underage&
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>>26934028
I live in a freezing basement apartment because I'm a shithead dropout and can't do better than line cook employment wise.
I'm /wishingitweresummer/ here you self-righteous faggot
>>26933881
Leggy Sachie, I wanna make her cummies
>Start reading Monster Musume
>Know nothing about it
>Really like Miia: loyal, clingy, high sex drive and protective
>Would marry her even though she has a snake's lower body
>Papi enters, it's a harem series
>It's not about Miia anymore and more and more girls come
>Mfw there will never a Miia anime
>Mfw I will never have a loyal snake girl gf to grow old with
Why must life be so cruel?
Buy a large snake and stick a miia mask on it. Problem solved
>>26933747
I couldn't get a mask but I found this little coat
It's not working m8
In the manga be made her an entire sock thing for her lower body. Also not big enough, you'd break her.
Hello wagecucks!! Here's your chance, roll dubs and you will ascend to the NEET masterrace!
>>26933533
if neet life was so great why are so many of you robots whining about wanting to die?
>>26933533
I am already a NEET
>>26933933
Now you'll get to find out ;^)
Be honest, you're anonymous here, robot.
If asked IRL it's 6.5 inches, but in reality it's around 6.3
>kilometers
>length
>>26933183
I haven't measured it since I was 15 or so,
I think I was 14 centimeters (sorry I have no idea what the murican version is and too lazy to google).
Since now I'm 27 I wonder if I got bigger, to me it looks the same size as always but it's hard to be sure.
fembot here. I would literally never date a NEET, and objectively every girl I've ever known is disgusted to the point of literally vomiting when neets are around.
honestly this is a post I would make 10/10
>>26933092
I know lots of girls that date NEETs though the NEETs were charismatic black dudes who lived of welfare and robbed people.
fembots are not even on the scale of humanity to be honest , females that are autistic don't get diagnosed because it's accepted most of them are retarded.
not one female on 4chan is attractive
> tfw you want to start wearing shorts but you are too lazy to shave your legs
> tfw some short creepy guy at work keeps trying to get with you
>>26932707
Fuck off, a fembot doesnt have a penis
>>26932707
your god damn right im trying to get with you
how was house of cards?
i m going to shoot up a school
Wouldn't it be nice with some cute boy to cuddle with?
What are you gonna do tonight? Sleep alone? What do you do when you want a massage? Or someone to run their fingers through your hair? Who hugs you? Who holds around you at night?
Are you sleeping alone tonight anon? No cute boy to cuddle with?
Are you lonely Anon?
>>26932551
Found a cute guy on tinder yesterday.
He's 5'4 and i'm 5'5. So we are like a shota couple, which makes my peepee go hard as diamond.
I want to spoon him on bed after some hot sex, af
All in favor of updating /r9k/ to /neet/ say I.
I.
Iagree with the motion
>>26932503
except not everyone on here is a lazy retard milking money from the government/their parents
>>26932521
Your vote doesn't count.
Why don't people want to die?
>>26932095
I do. I really really do.
what are words to the conscious mind?
counters of thought, the fools fancy.
>>26932095
They're still tethered to the notion of earthly gain and desire.
It comforts them.
They're content with it and little else.
ill start
star wars: the phantom menace
>>26932057
>the phantom menace
whats even fapworthy in there?
>>26932479
its coarse and it gets everywhere
Gloryhole swallow
Some blonde slut sucking 8 strangers off and swallowing their cum
All memes aside, is it gay to be attracted to traps?
>>26931977
If you know they have a penis then yes. If you ever find out it has or had a penis and continue lusting after it then yes.
>>26931977
Nah, it's ok to be into them or be one of them.
It's only gay if you're doing with another guy.
Trans women aren't men.
>>26931977
Of course it is, but it's ok, there's nothing wrong with being gay.
I'm sure a lot of anons on this board would be more happy if they stopped worshipping the vaginal jew and learned to appreciate how beautiful and magnificent a good cock is and feels.
Black guys why are a lot of the 30+ old black guys redpilled about women? I remember when I was young my only friend was this old black teacher and I hung with him during lunch and he basically taught me the shit you usually learn from women hate threads. Anyone can awnser this for me?
They have to deal with black women primarily. That teaches you quick.
>>26931967
Then still I dont get it man. Other races have to deal with shitty women but most of them are beta even after 30+ years of shitty women.
>>26932044
I think a lot black guys would get their lives destroyed if they let themselves be beta.
