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So NEETS lets test that "self education" of yours.
The answer of pic-related is 20, explain.
Sawing a board into two pieces takes one cut. Sawing a board into three pieces takes two cuts. If one cut takes 10 minutes, two will take 20.
10 minutes for one cut, means 20 minutes for 2
>>26985085
i'm such a failure i cant even do basic math anymore...
![tumblr_m8hy7fYp981rqzfv2o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7bEkPJF.jpg "tumblr m8hy7fYp981rqzfv2o1 1280[1]")
>tfw no belly gf to love and to hold
>you will never gently nuzzle her soft acres of skin
>>26984636
>you will never find a fat hipster girl with short hair that isn't ruined with tattoos
>>26984612
oh man I usually hate fat chicks but when they have that bulging, tight, healthy looking belly. HNNG
What kid were you in high school? Were you anybody? Were you THAT kid? Were you Chad? Generic weird kid?
>>26983808
nerd among nerds
luckily i was not the most obnoxious so i went mostly unnoticed
then i developed pretty good conversational skills but still nogf, also still huge nerd
I was the kid who everyone visibly felt bad for, but not enough to pity me.
>>26983808
I was the autistic kid
You know, the kid everyone knew as "that weird kid". You remember that kid, right? That was me.
I deserved to be bullied.
white robots, if a black girl was ever extremely cute, petite, soft and feminine looking would you ever fuck her? date her as your gf? marry her as your wife?
no
no no no no
no OP i wouldn't
is she into race play? even the porn companies are too afraid to make a movie like that
>>26983757
>white robots
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post a picture that describes you right now
gimme them dank memes sempai
posting a picture that describes me right now
Do I have to smack up a robot for a textless post.
Post your latest purchases, fellow robots.
>Tfw cant wait until it gets here and try them out
>life is strange special edition
Lady even mocked the soundtrack at gamestop
Ree
>>26982446
Nice, what others have you tried? I've only had my Combat Speed IV's for quite some time, but need to upgrade soon, any that you'd reccomend?
What's the +dexterity on those bad boys?
>>26983133
>Nice, what others have you tried? I'
Nike Machomai & Title High-Tops. My first pair of Adidas boots.
Heard nothing but great things.
>any that you'd reccomend?
Machomai
ITT: share your deep dark secret that you would never tell anyoneWhen nobody is home I put on thigh socks and anally masturbate
I only poop once a week and it's always incredibly painful.
>turned 18
>desperate virgin handholdless kissless loser
>try craigslist
>it's only fat gay guys around me
>still the closest thing to intimacy I experienced
>think about it and get suicidal
I hooked up with a passing tranny on Tinder and I regret it
WHY ARE HIGHSCHOOL CHADS THE WORST CHADS EVEN AFTER GRADUATING
>be me 20
>gf is 18 in senior year
>crushed/beta orbited in two years of high school finally grow testes to ask her out
>we go to her senior prom, 10/10 night
>invited to afterparty, decide fuck it feeling alpha af
>change clothes roll up to thundercock's house
>drunk highschoolers everywhere
>go to get beer from cooler, nothing but bud light
>disdain for pleb beer
>tell gf i'm going to get better beer, she said she was just gonna stay and talk to her girlfriends
>get back to party an hour later because after prom traffic in small town with muh founders
>look for gf but can't find her
>ask one of her friends
>"yeah last i saw she went into the garage with chad"
>nonononono.png
>drop beer and bust into garage
>witness gf with 7" throbbing c0ck in her mouth
>dude sees me "wtf bro"
>gf takes schlong out of mouth "anon i didn't mean to i'm so sorry it was an accident"
>call her a fucking whore and run out
>fighting tears as i look for my beer to go home and drink alone
>wait where's my beer
>see other football players funneling my founders
>"dude i don't know who brought this but it's great!"
>gf comes up behind me sobbing and apologizing
>say nothing and walk to my car while she follows
>speed away
I woke up to 8 calls this morning and she has since called 10 more times, left me 35 texts, and several normiebook messages. What the fuck do I do?
>tfw normies nab your beer and your bitch
>>26981627
move on anon
I'm not OP but I'm crying really hard right now. I'm finding it extremely difficult to fight back the tears. I'm sorry OP, I'm so sorry. I hope you can bounce back from this.
Leave her, you obviously cant trust her. It will never be the same again. If a person actually cares for you they wont cheat no matter what the circumstances.
>be me
>be on steam
>neet friend who always bitches to me about how he can't get a job
>sends me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqkozRfx_Q
why are robots like this? Jesus christ, I regret ever adding any of you fucks.
>>26980936
Holy fucking shit, I fucking hate neets so god damn much and ive basically been one for the last 8 months
>>26980936
lmao waht the fuck
>I'M NOT A BABY
kek typical autist.
What are robots listening to tonight?
nothing. I lost my ability to enjoy music months ago. I just get angry if I hear anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftOCvwrygCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HAtLvSAYR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqTKnzG4qEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEcGeQ7uKc
I ended up being persuaded to go to a bunch of normie bars and nightclubs last night and while I never did anything embarrassing, I had the most awful boring time and spend a-fair-bit of money for a neet. I woke up the next day after getting drunk with the worst head-ache, feeling ill and feelings of guilt and anxiety. I could not get back to sleep due to the constant thoughts of the crappy music and obnoxious people there.
Now I do not blame my close friend for taking me but I do not understand how normies can do this sometimes multiple times a week and call it fun.
Stay away robots if you ever get the offer and wonder what you are missing out on, boring and obnoxious as fuck, expensive and its truly not worth the hangover the next day. I wish I just stayed in and played cs instead.
Thank you OP, never been to a nightclub and this just made me feel better.
I refuse to go to clubs now, no exception.
Nothing ever happens. And everyone would have a much better time if we just went to a bar sipped on a pint and bullshitted for a few hours.
I'm convinced, CONVINCED, people are lying about enjoying going to clubs. I think the only reason people go is because it seems cooler and more interesting than heading to a bar.
These people then take some photos where they look like they are having fun and upload them to Facebook to complete the charade.
that's pretty much what I expect would happen to me if I ever went to one. thankfully never went to any, not really any around here anyway. the big thing here are sports bars, there's 3 on every fucking street. went to one once and I wanted to leave immediately. they're filled with old men, the 'I luv football' Stacies, and sports chads.
What are your experiences like so far?
>>26980544
>Is the NEET lifestyle worth it?
i dont know what the fuck this means but if you aren't a failed normie and actually have things you enjoy doing in your life besides wagecucking with your 9 to 5 then why the fuck not
>>26980544
>Everyday is exactly the same
>no highs, no lows
>wake up exhausted after 10 hours of sleep around 1 or 2 pm
>watch the same anime series
>play the same video games
>read the same threads on 4chan
>think about making a change in my life tomorrow
>ignore/lie to my parents who are nagging at me to get a job, and eventually just stop talking to me altogether
>go to bed around 3 or 4
>hope I'll have dreams where I'm living a better.
>>26980544
the spare time will make you deeply introspective, not living by the social narrative will more you realize paralyzing freedom of choice
depends if you can handle it
Founded in 1953, Burger King was built on the principle of serving hot and delicious food at a reasonable price. 63 years later, nothing has changed and Burger King still continues to be the industry leader in great food.
>be me
>a highly intelligent robot who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
do you, like, just go around posting fast food propaganda?
You don't like Burger King?
>>26979935
> They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Having studied in a black-majority city for a while, that's a lie.
ITT: Bodies superior to fembot bodies
sauce? name? original comment?
>>26979766
>implying all fembots are obese neets
>>26979857
some are creepy skellingtons too
Femanons explain to us why you're a virgin.
none of them are
if anything, the females on here are sluttier than the Staceys IRL
When a girl says "tfw no bf" she means "no literal rich demigod that is perfect and makes everything while I'm a fat roastie slut"
I know self proclaimed "fembots" online and they've all turned down relationships and sex dozens of times because the guy was "gross" or his breath smelled bad
>>26979614
This desu
Low self esteem girls have more sex than hot ones to feel better about themselves
Autism, extreme social anxiety and awkwardness. Sunlight burns me, I haven't been outside in several moths.
