ITT: Bodies superior to fembot bodies
sauce? name? original comment?
>>26979766
>implying all fembots are obese neets
>>26979857
some are creepy skellingtons too
titcows are the best
>>26979857
>>26979868
most are men in lipstick.
>>26979766
>tfw butterfaced fembot gf with that body
>>26979942
>tfw no butterfaced
>>26979925
Trannies hate real women. They infest and pray on weak beta males like you who roam around places like this. The real faggot who gets the short end are faggots like you.
>>26979942
>calling your gf a butterface
my bf called me a 4/10 on my birthday the other day, now i can barely look him in the face. lets hope she doesnt find out what you really think
why aren't you fit, fembots?
>>26979989
See >>26979962
It was a typo
Can we have more black women in here?I'm in a family that'd kill me for saving black women
>>26979989
It's good that your bf keeps you on your toes
he's doing you a service
>>26980068
that's awesome weight loss
>>26980068
>tfw would kill for the right
>stuck as the left
might aswel date a cheastlet or even go gay if you want less.
bigger the better.
>>26979989
Being honest, you probably are, whenever girls ask me for an "attention rating" I go
"You're probably a 4 or 5"
When they look shocked upset I go
"Out of 4 or 5 haha"
So they think i'm being nice, but it stings even more that I joke about them being attractive.
It's like kicking a dog when they're down.
>>26980102
left is smexy
bost pics
>>26980075
i can barely have sex with him because im too scared to look at him, i just flop onto my stomach like a dead fish and let him pump away desu
>>26980113
no he literally said "you're a 4/10" and it wasn't to make me feel bad or anything. he thought i knew i guess because i always talk about being ugly. well i am ugly. but it still hurts to hear someone basically call you a butterface.
>>26980102
Left is better familam
>>26980099
Yeah found it on /fit/
It motivates me.
>>26980102
>stuck
No you're not. She didn't even build muscle it looks like. Just count your calories. She/you didn't/doesn't even have much to lose. I'm a 5'10" man with 50 pounds to lose for ideal weight. Or replace everything with muscle. Harder.
You can easily lose a pound a week just by counting and not working out even.
>>26980102
Same here. I used to be more like the right but not anymore.
"fembots" on suicide watch lmao
>>26980183
>>26980102
be my muffin top gf to love
>>26979994
Looks like a man. Not even trying to be rude. Just not convinced on that chest.
>>26980102
>stuck
get off your ass
>>26980183
just stop stuffing your face with burgers lardmistress
>>26979766
Take your shoes off in the house you fucking whore! REEEEE
>>26980102
cut carbs, drink more water, and do small amounts of exercise 3 times a week. It's that fucking easy you lazy piece of shit.
>>26979766
>Bodies superior to fembot bodies
>>26980218
I'm actually a vegetarian and only eat one to two times per day. I just got old.
>>26980257
>I just got old.
>fat fuck making excuses
>>26980102
>>tfw would kill for the right
so you'd commit murder but you wouldn't just eat less? baka senpai
>>26979994
looks exactly like me im a boy btw
>>26980257
>I generated mass because I got old
Not in our universe you don't. Get out aliens.
Build wall, interuniversal travel has to stop.
>>26980257
>I just got old.
means
>my muscle all atrophied from my poor eating habits and now my basal metabolic rate is terrible
once again, get off your ass
>>26980179
>I'm a 5'10" man with 50 pounds to lose for ideal weight. Or replace everything with muscle. Harder.
so then why would i listen to you
retarded fatass
>>26980214
not a man. small tits are the price you pay to be a fit girl sometimes.
>>26980235
>>26980216
if its that easy, post your own 10/10 body then
>>26980278
yes, i'd kill a couple bitter narcissistic robots no problem
>>26980299
I work and walk my dog but I don't really do much else. I'm on my feet at work all day so.
I could exercise that would probably help, but I don't really have the time right now because if I'm not working I'm doing college homework and practicing shit for my feature career. Sunday nights are the only time I really sit down and watch a show or browse the net.
>>26980303
Because I've lost 8pounds in 2 weeks. I'm going pretty intense on the exercise and eating though.
Weight loss isn't hard at all. I feel stupid for dreading this.
>>26980321
>NO U
fatties be fatties
>>26980321
are you really so brainwashed by feminism that you think it's insanely difficult to be a healthy weight?
It might be hard to be a powerlifter but you don't have to fucking worry about that
literally just move around more
>>26980352
have more sex
step it up fembots
>>26980352
>I could exercise that would probably help
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO MOVE MORE
JUST EAT LESS
YOU LARD MONSTER
>>26980362
yeah if you have 50 lbs to lose at 5'10" you're probably around 200lbs if not more
i'm 110 lb, its a lot harder to lose a pound a weak when you only have so many pounds. fucking fatasses are always going on about how weightloss isn't fucking hard because you have so much lard attached to your body that of course your weight fluctuates 8 pounds everytime you take a shit. get out of the obese BMI range and then start dishing out advice about how easy is it
fucking fatasses, not even once
>>26980416
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>>26980321
>>26980321
The difference, I'm a male - females got it so easy.
I went from 200 lbs to 165 though
>>26980433
>i'm 110 lb
why the fuck would you want to lose weight?
Are you 4 feet tall?
>>26980452
I went from 215 to 170
literally just diet and exercise, no tricks or secrets
>>26980452
forgot the picture I wanted to post
>k?
>>26980427
I literally don't eat though because I'm a poor college student. The only junk food I have in the house is popcorn.
I don't spend over $60 a month on food.
I only eat vegetables, fruits, rice, bread, pastas, vegetarian meat, etc.
>>26980464
yes im a hobbit
>>26980452
>females got it so easy
cry more little baby
>>26980416
t. virginal retarded mouth-breathing fatass who just finished wiping sriracha-mayo on his XXXL shirt and scratching his sweaty ballsack
>>26980490
Drop the pasta
>>26980490
>rice, bread, pastas
look up how Drew Carey lost his weight and diabetes
>>26980509
Yeah I know pasta makes you fat but I only eat it like once a month. It could be because I eat potatoes and beans to substitute protein.
Can fembots even compete though? Just leave. Give up and become asexual FtMs already.
>>26980561
why don't you just start eating fish
also cottage cheese
>>26980507
flap-flustered, by any chance?
>>26980538
I don't know what else to eat as a vegetarian though. I'll be fine once I get more time to start mountain biking again.
>>26980561
>eating beans and potatoes to substitute protein
protein can't be substituted, beans have protein but don't substitute protein
lmao
>>26980433
>~97kg
Accurate
>fat
Spot on
But I don't see why not. You just need to eat that amount less than your body requires. I maintain at 2400 and I'm currently eating 1700 per day. Doesn't even feel hungry because I eat so much chicken.
Have you tried? I'm a rookie obviously but I don't see why your weight would influence in that way. Just eat less. The calories per day gap between maintainence and weight-loss doesn't change drastically when you input lower body weights like 70kg. It doesn't make sense to me how you could be losing significantly slower then.
>>26980102
I'd fuck you silly
>>26980598
I eat beans to substitute the protein I lose by not eating meat. It works fine for me and plenty of other vegetarians and vegans.
>>26980584
Fish is meat and I'm a vegetarian not a pescatarian. I do eat cheese sometimes but cheese isn't really that good for you.
>>26980595
wtf, being vegetarian is easy as fuck, just don't eat meat... at least it was like that for me and I was ok. Being vegan is a little more difficult.
>>26980650
FF cottage cheese is 14 grams of complete protein per 100 cal
And whatever. Being a vegetarian is retarded is what I'm saying.
>>26980605
yes i've tried
i hate fat people like you because it's way easier to go from obese to overweight or from overweight to normal weight than it is to go from a normal, healthy weight to underweight.
>>26980650
Yes, I know. I'm vegan. And yes, beans substiture the protein you don't get by not eating meat but they're not a protein substitute, they're just another food that happens to contain protein.
>>26980661
I never said it was hard. I was raised a vegetarian but certain foods vegetarians eat can make you fat like bread/pastas.
>>26980688
Sorry. I didn't know anon. I was hoping you hadn't and could be as happy as I was when I started.
>>26980686
Why do you think being vegetarian is retarded?
>>26979766
She'd have literally the perfect body if she was taller
Shame that frame is wasted on such stumpy legs
>>26980694
I like beans though? They're a good alternative and also tasty.
>>26980727
Stumpy legs are great senpai.
>>26980708
i was 95 lbs and i had to eat 800 cal a day to maintain. it really opens your eyes to how everything has calories. thats like a little bit more than one meal for you? it is very hard to especially when you're depressed and food is like the only thing that makes you feel better. it's easy with drugs or when you're sick and you have a naturally lower appetite though
>>26980712
What's the purpose of doing that? What good does it do you? It's just a complex that complicates your life further.
>>26980595
No you won't you fuck, mountain biking burns a ton of calories per hour but it's not like you'll be doing it every day. There is no substitute for eating fewer calories than you burn - if you want to lose weight you'll feel a bit hungry.
>>26980766
I want that ass on my face
>>26980789
>if you want to lose weight you'll feel a bit hungry.
I don't believe this. I lost my weight through portioning and I never felt hungry doing it. I never really felt full but I didn't have to feel hunger pangs to lose weight. I just ate lower calories foods in reasonable sizes.
>>26980789
I don't eat more than twice per day as it is now so I don't really see anything I can cut back on in my diet. I just need more exercise. I used to bike every weekend and had a fit body.
>>26980778
Being vegetarian is super easy, maybe it is more difficult in other countries but in my country 7/10 of the food you can get is vegetarian (I'm vegan, veing vegan is difficult but vegetarian is not). I think it is stupid to be a vegetarian for health reasons, you can be healthy as a meat eater (if you don't eat it way too much), being vegetarian is stupid for ethical reasons because by buying dairy you support the meat industry (rip baby male cows), and you kill baby chicken by buying eggs.
OK, you win, being vegetarian is stupid. Being vegetarian is only acceptable if you're transitioning to vegan.
>>26980771
>700cal
Yep that's a meal.
>Appetite
I suppose. I haven't really had a problem being hungry ever. I've gone days without in the past doing shitty self invented attempts. It was painful after a while but a day or so isn't too bad. But we're all experiencing things differently obviously. Personally I've developed DID (self diagnosed, but it's reflecting my experience so it doesn't matter if it's real actually). Probably the best situation to have it. I've gone for many miles on my exercise bike without caring about any of the pains. It's kinda nice. I'm just worried about how in straining my knees.
What I'm eating now makes me surprised I could gain weight. I'm absolutely stuffed most of the time.
>>26980901
Well some people get their milk and eggs from local farmers like me.
I used to live on a farm and had fresh eggs 5 feet away and fresh milk down the street.
>>26980901
Even being a vegan seems stupid. To be vegan for ethical reasons? You don't want to cause pain to animals? What about when you buy a bunch of bananas for 70 cents? They were picked by some little Ecuadorian kid who works 12 hour days drying out in the hot sun like a shriveling little brown raisin? That's not unethical to support that? Same goes for coffee, chocolate, jewelry, silk, and probably everything you like. But abstinence is not a very effective form of protest, feel me senpai?
>>26981000
add to this that every time you make any decision-
I mean, when you get a promotion at work somebody else is missing out. When you find a nice guy you want to date, somebody else is missing out.
What I'm trying to say is very eastern but there is no way to avoid causing other people and animals pain. That's just the nature of nature.
>>26980974
I think eating eggs from local farmers is OK, but I'm not very sure about the milk... is it really ok to get the cow pregnant every time? it must be hard and tiring for the cow. And what do they do to the cows when they don't give enough milk, do they kill them? and what about the baby cows that need the milk for growing? what do they do to them?
Best body right here
>>26979817
shes a female /fit/izen
>>26981079
Pretty good but that dancing is shit. I hate to use the term but I always cringe at these 'street dance' kind of things.
>>26981000
Vegan for environmental reasons, crops for feeding cows take too much space and destroy ecosystems. And I do care about the ethical side too (not as much but I still do), I know my bananas were picked by a slave but I don't think I can do anything about it... for me it's not about causing 0 suffering, I just want to reduce the suffering as much as I can even if it is not noticeable. And I think I'm going to keep being vegan for ever, I'm just used to be like that, I've never liked cheese, I've never liked beef either. I only miss cakes. The most annoying thing when you're vegan is choosing food when going out with friends but I'm on r9k so I don't have friends.
>>26981048
They all live together on a field. People don't kill milk cows for meat and the cows have sex and have babies naturally. Then they get old and die.
The farms where I live aren't giant California farms they're just small farms for the people that live there and the locals. Most of the farm owners have other jobs.
The lady I get eggs and milk from is a stay at home mom and her husband is in business or something.
>>26981131
>the only kind of dancing for me is ballroom dancing, wouldn't want to get mixed up for one of those poor people
>>26980102
The overwhelming majority - and this includes chads - don't fucking care which you are.
>>26981165
It's ok for the cows to have sex naturally, most farmers force the cows to get pregnant (can't get milk if cows don't get pregnant). Baby cows need the mother's milk to grow (that's the reason milk exists) but farmers give the milk to humans, so what happens to the baby cow? where does it get the nutrients from while it is a baby? and what happens to the cow after it can't give milk anymore? a farmer can't lose money, a farmer has to sell milk and taking care of an useless cow is not good for the farmer's economy, you said it gets old and dies but i don't think that can work for the farmer.
>>26981131
But thats how she gets to show off her body
>>26981311
>>26981165
>>26981048
Reminds me of this very related hentai.
http://exhentai.org/g/770213/d96589343b/
>>26981311
I don't buy milk from those types of farmers though. I play with the baby cows on this ladies farm and they seem to be getting enough milk plus enough for her to sell a bit. I also drink almond milk but don't prefer it.
>>26981387
That's nice, thank you for not harming the animals. My favorite plant milk is rice milk, I like almond milk with cookies and I like soy milk with cereal.
>>26980102
And commence the fucking thirsty fat enablers, kek.
>>26980339
Please kill me first.
Would you strangle me with your soft girl hands?
>>26980068
>lose tons of weight through hard work and exercise
>change diet
>i even have a thigh gap now
>still have a refrigerator body
It doesn't fucking matter. you're born with your curves, getting skinny doesn't give you them
I fucking hate that women can be fat and have a thin waist and hips, and i'm walking around looking like a stickfigure being thinner than them
Fuick everything
>>26979994
Looks like you did a male workout routine, oops.
>>26981515
I'm having a real hard time imagining that.
>>26980068
what the fuck left is better
>>26981589
Depends on if you want robots or Chad. Either will take any but preference differs.
>>26981656
Yeah, robots want the right and Chads don't give a fuck as long as their dick gets wet.
>>26981380
>normally like cowgirls
>art is good
>all the hallmarks are there
>can't get hard to it because ShindoL and the art style of the bull
I was going to write that I don't really care about a girl's body, as long as she's not very overweight.
But then I remembered that girl's wouldn't give a shit about my opinion anyway, because they only care about Chad's preferences.
>>26981674
You don't have to assert your taste on an image board. Look at what's popular on social media.
>>26980248
>posting fanfic-tier shit
>not our Lord and Saviour, RX78-2
ISHYGDDT
>>26981734
all hail RX78-2
>>26981732
I genuinely don't find her body much more attractive than the one on the left here >>26980068
I definitely admire the work she's put in, and that's definitely an attractive quality, but it's nothing particularly appealing to me physically.
>>26981705
Every girl should know this by now seriously. It's crazy to think they'd think differently given all the information that says otherwise comes from women.
Maybe all women are secretly gay and just use men to reproduce.
>>26981769
amenoriginalpostmotherfucker
>>26981789
I'm telling G you you're not Chad and Chad has different tastes
>>26980141
You'd rather he was dishonest?
If you know you're ugly then why does it offend you to be told so, maybe don't go fishing for compliments in the first place
>>26981827
Oh yeah, I know I'm not Chad and my opinion means nothing to women as a result, but I just wanted to say it.
>>26980141
>i just flop onto my stomach
>prone bone
>>26979766
>>26979921
>>26979994
>>26980068
>>26980416
>no penis
into the trash it goes
>>26979989
You've posted about this before, in a fembot feels thread I think.
Post face. We'll be objective.
Also, sounds like your BF is a literal aspie or just doesn't care about your feels. Either one is good enough reason to not stick with him, but hey, you'll justify whatever it is he does to you because you "love him" and the way he plays your self-esteem like a yo-yo right?
>>26980141
>like a dead fish
Anon he's gonna leave you. Clearly you're not attractive, and you've started doing nothing in bed. I'd rather have porn then unless you're a really nice person.
>>26981580
>not able to imagine that not everyone has a good body shape
it's not that hard
there's pears, apples, hourglass, straight
I have a straight figure, how can you not understand that?
>>26979994
t-tori?
>>26981942
No because I haven't seen that ever. I've seen lots of women, plenty of which are amateur and I don't see a straight figure ever. So it gets hard to imagine such a creature. It's like a blue tiger. Sure you can paint the tiger blue in your head but what's the actual way the fur would look like?
>>26981967
no tbqh
It's important to make sure women have low self esteem.
Women with high self esteem destroy society.
>>26981976
>I've seen lots of women, plenty of which are amateur and I don't see a straight figure ever.
It's completely normal and natural, even celebrities have it.
I don't know why it's so hard for you to believe in different body types.
>>26979766
So many dudes have different fetishes that it is hopeless. I like skellingtons and chubby cow tits, there are simply fewer women than men. Supply and demand, we always lose by default.
>>26981845
It didn't offend me but I feel like if you love someone they should automatically be a 10/10 in your eyes, you know? He's not physical perfection to everyone else but to me he is. But I only have a face/body that a mother can loveown mother thinks I'm ugly
>>26982483
>I feel like if you love someone they should automatically be a 10/10 in your eyes, you know?
Subjectively, you probably are.
But you asked for an objective statement.
>>26982483You only love him because he's better than you
>>26979766
why is she sticking her disgusting ass out, is she a baboon or emulating a niggress?
>>26982483
What things about you physically does she criticize you about? Go into specifics
>>26982525
No I just said I was ugly and that he call me ugly, I didn't ask for an objective statement
>>26982531
Except he's not better than me in EVERY single way. Some things I'm better than him when it comes to. Maybe not looks and that seems to be all normies care about.
>>26982537
Skin, face (lips, teeth, cheeks, eyebrows, forehead), hair, clothing choices, makeup, body (boobs, tummy)
>>26982600
>Maybe not looks and that seems to be all normies care about.
he didn't tell you you suck, he just said you're ugly
if you're still together then it's obviously not an issue
>>26982537
this girl is physically my ideal woman
so cute and skinny and tiny and sad looking...
>>26981940
I'm trying to be better in bed. But it's so hard to go back to my old self when I'm so insecure. I used to love being on my back and being on top and was super confident but lately I just hate myself and everything about me like three times more than usual, so I just literally only wanted to have sex with him quickly in the dark on my stomach. All I can think about is what he thinks of me and not to make him more grossed out by me.
I'm treading in dangerous waters, I know.
>>26979989
Sounds like his trying to whip you into shape. I know a guy that said this to his gf to get her to go to the gym. It worked.
>>26982644
>vyro is into anorexic problemed girls
End yourself you manipulative little shithead, hypergamous sissy.
>>26982636
He will leave me for a better looking girl, look at how gross men are >>26982644
>>26980068
They're trying to help you anon. Breeding with black women causes more black people which is bad for society.
>>26979994
Not as much incentive for women to get fit as long as there are men who will fuck anything that moves.
We guys have low standards and even though 90% of the time I think chubby women are gross, if I go long enough without fapping or sex then I could fuck anyone.
>>26982644
Consider committing suicide, you turkey sandwich
>>26982714
So what? Chances are that he has been or will be dumped by somebody he's in love with too. It has happened to me. Nobody is safe from that, it's just part of life.
If he's a dick and you think he doesn't love you then dump him.
>>26982708
I literally always have been. I don't understand why it comes as a surprise. Honestly I pretty much gave up this board for a while because I actually fell in love with someone.
Hilariously, when the person I loved actually started taking meds for her mental issues, she turned into something entirely different and began acting like a distant, emotionless normie bitch until eventually she ditched me for being too clingy.
I wish I could end myself, but nah. Not worth it.
>>26982714
>having preferences is gross
>implying I would ever be insulted by a bunch of skinnyfat klinefelters acne ridden disgusting micropenis virgins
I know a few other girls on here and they're all mostly /fit/ like me.
While you nerds are on your video games all day and still having mommy cooking fried/frozen foods for you we at least take care of our bodies.
This entire thread is just 1 big projection of your own insecurities.
>>26982770
He was basically a virgin when he met me though I'm his first gf.
>>26982796
be my /fit/ gf
>>26980188
>Dem banana tits
>>26980188
Are those banana tits ?
>>26982600
>Skin, face (lips, teeth, cheeks, eyebrows, forehead), hair, clothing choices, makeup, body (boobs, tummy)
Was this all in the past or does she still criticize you on all of these?
>>26982644
Shmegeh is qt and gets my desire to nurture feels going but she is a terrible person. She is physically abusive and is an alcoholic.
>>26982845
Past/present
Present I guess:
>skin
>lips
>teeth
>eyebrows
>forehead
>hair
>clothing/makeup
>boobs/tummy
>"Women" with small tits
Honestly I don't see them as female. Average sized titties are better but still pretty boring. They're fun for a fuck if they're also short though.
>>26982801
that was meuntil I was cheated on
Did you get with him because you thought he was safe and would be with you forever? Get some self-esteem. Even if you're not stunningly beautiful there's always gonna be a wide selection of guys out there who would idolize you. They're just not him.
Geeze, the way you speak it sounds like he's your first bf too.
>>26982644
she looks like a blonde version an my ex. she was a virgin and had the vaginisimus. she also thought my dick was huge and told all her friends about it, fun times.
>>26982845
good thing I'm a sexual sub and also a borderline alcoholic
>>26982867
I still think you're exaggerating. What does she think is wrong with your lips? constantly chapped? I doubt she will criticize the shape of it. Makeup/clothing - what does she want you to dress like? What does she expect you to do about your forehead? Better hairstyle to cover it? What about your tits does she not like?
You claimed before she was a surgery junkie. What has she done on herself?
>>26982982
What would you even do with a crazyabusiveattentionwhoreannagf? smugasuka.jpg
>>26982933
No I didn't really know about his sexual history or what he looked like when I started developing a crush on him. All I'd seen was one bad picture of him and he told me about a couple of shitty crushes he had. He's really nice and witty and smart and funny. I know that sounds cliche but some people you just sort of vibe with and never run out of things to talk about. Also he's not safe, physically he could do much better than me. But he seems to have such a good head on his shoulders that I don't think he will ever cheat on me but maybe I'm just delusional.And I wouldn't dare cheat on him ofc
>>26983028
man I just want a crazy gf i can lie in bed depressed with for 8 hours a day and spend all night creeping around in the dark in graveyards looking for ghosts
>>26983028
She wants me to get my lips pumped with Juvaderm. She doesn't like the wrinkles on my forehead. These sre all things she does. She wants me to dress/look like her. She also says my boobs have gotten smaller as a result of my dieting.
>>26983076
Then just stick it out and show him that you love him. If he has a good head on his shoulders, he'll know that that isn't something that comes easily. A good gf is infinitely more valuable than a hot fuck.
good luck : ))
>>26982644
this right here, creepy girls are the best girlsand they're always into blood play and bondage which is awesome
>>26983334
>tfw will never mix blood with my lover
>>26980416
She lives in a garage???
>>26982657
yeah he's definitely cheated on you
but that's what you get with chad, enjoy bb
>>26980507
Awww she's crying :(
>>26979766
Jesus. She is perfect
>>26980141
What the fuck is wrong with you? You need to get your shit together Anonette.
>all the advice in this thread
Makes me feel sad, like I'm really just awful.
>>26983874
why
the thing about advice is that it's supposed to help you
>>26983892
But I don't want to DO anything, Anon.
>>26983892
Because I'm not the one asking for the advice.
It just makes me feel like a dinkus jerkoff reading what people say to do in these situations.
>>26984139
I still don't get it. How does it make you feel bad if it's not the stuff you should be doing?
>>26984191
Because I'm probably a bad, or at least not as good as I should be, person and the advice would be generalizable to "How to deal with [me]"
>>26984228
accepting that you're "a bad person" is not what you're supposed to do
>>26984253
I know that, I'm not accepting it. I want to improve.
The guilt I feel now is probably helpful, isn't it?
>>26984282
you don't need to feel guilty
you have years and years to try and there's no use sitting at square one
Anything vaguely feminine but with a penis.
There are some cute chicks here.
>finally get a cute, shy, goth, fembot, gf
>she's got a banging body, great personality, and is basically a female me
>pic related
Kek, I see this thread and I find it funny. Poor fembots.
>>26984493
>post her picture on /r9k/ in response
Censored or not my friend, I doubt she would appreciate your doing as such.
>>26980141
uhg I know your type. id rather buy a sex toy then work really hard fucking a dead stump.
>>26984610
I told her beforehand.
She's cool.
>>26980839
Fembot mass suicide when?
:)
I told some fembot she looked like Janice Avery and she stopped talking to me.
Thought roasties wanted the truth?
>>26983874
Please explain gif. I'm confused. Was it shot?
>>26985055
Yes, they missed the spot where it would die instantly and it began to have a seizure.
>>26985142
that's wrong, look it up
a captive bolt gun doesn't kill animals. You're supposed to make a hole in its head with that and then use a wire to pith the animal. Which means you stick a wire into the hole in its head and shake it around until the brain is mush.
here is clothed version
>tfw no /fit/ qt gf
>>26985191
>feet facing inward
this looks so retarded, why do people do it
>they still don't know the truth about girl in op's pic
lol
she dates black guys.
>>26979989
If your bf unironically uses the /10 scale IRL then dump that cuckfuck autist pls and thx.
>>26985187
>Raised on a farm
No one does that, you stun them and bleed 'em. You have to bleed them anyway, might as well let their heart do some work for you.
>>26985275
Duckfeet is so cute. I don't know why. Conveys innocence?
>>26979989
>>26979766
Excellent work robots, let's shame these whores out
>>26985275
She's shifting weight onto one foot, because women have wider hipbone structure, they need to balance their weight inwards when they shift weight onto one foot. Its hard to fathom it as a male because your weight is higher but if you actually stood up and tried standing like that you notice you need to arc your back. It would be very uncomfortable. If you see a girl who is balancing weight on one foot and turning her feet inwards it means the ass is fat, and you should attempt to sniff her seat when she leaves.
>>26979817
she's a ledditor, posts on GW (or did, she might have gotten spooked off)
Maybe exilevilify?
Jokes on you when this supreme body IS a fembot's body.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/snpoCDn.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>26985590
This is what it conveys
>>26985841
This is hot
>pudgy
>pale
>small tits
yes
>>26985631
holy jizzum is this actually true? i'm a cis male and I feel uncomfy at all times unless i place most of my weight on one foot and arch my bach
>>26982792
did you have sex with her? if so get the fuck out reee etc
>>26985275
>>26985631
>pigon foot
Look it up
>>26985191
I would murder everyone in this thread just to snuggle with this girl
10/10 body
>>26985455
Who is she?
Please respond.
Also, blacks can't be robots.
Shhhhhhhiet man
http://imgur.com/a/s0JyN
>>26986623
>too dumb to know how mirrors work
She gets an F
>>26980068
the right is my gf's type. but her thighs are a bit bigger
>>26984493
>Fembot
Your sticking your cock in a tickikng-time bomb
>>26986646
you don't have to be smart to get by in life when you have a nice body and puffy vagina
>fembots will never look this fertile
>>26984493
>fembot
wait until she shows her real personality and destroys you
they usually wait for you get really attached to them before revealing themselves
>>26985841
>pierced nipples
Fire up the gas chamber, Hans
fembot here
heres my BF, i met him on r9k :)
>>26990199
Who's the fembot and who's the bf
>>26990063
my current gf looks like this but shes a bit older
thank god neither of us wants kids though :3
>>26984493
post more of your imaginary gf pls
>>26990199
his shirt is filthy, what a loser
>>26990206
SSSniper and some long haired fat faggot. Pretty sure he's black mailing her.
>>26990270
maybe she looked past his flaws and loves him for his personality
>>26990297
I honestly don't know what it is, maybe it's because he's tall? Apparently she's a huge dork and he makes her laugh a lot, idk.
>>26990381
Maybe he's just her emotional boyfriend
>>26980102
My gf is pretty much like on the right picture, she's fucking hot and an awesome lay because of how tight she is, I can't even pull out when she cums.
Keep at it bros, I was a NEET once upon a time too.
>>26990381
>>26990297
>>26990270
>>26990206
>>26990199
you guys have to realize she's a recluse from an overprotective household with overbearing and incredibly controlling parents and that she went out with this guy as an act of rebellion, but the cultural programming instilled in her by her parents was way too efficient and she ended up staying with him (she mentioned once that the start of their relationship was wrought with in-fighting and violent outbursts, no doubt she became meek and submissive after that).
>>26990420
>recluse
>posts pictures of herself shopping with her boyfriend and thousands of people like it
Pick one.
>>26979766
>sex goddesses wearing only socks or cute sneakers
Why does this make me so horny? I'm not into high heels or anything but damn
>>26985841
Why is it green?
>>26985841
"supreme body"
pretty average desu
>>26985841
Looks like a cadaver
>>26980068
Don't betray your race
>>26984976
So soft and comfy
>>26980416
>man hands
>roast
2/10
>>26991605
thats her poisonous secretions
>>26990199
>>26990206
>>26990231
>>26990270
>>26990381
>>26990420
Their relationship is fake. Look up the expose videos on youtube of them. He does the videos on her channel and she adds voice overs and pretends to be the one playing. In exchange he gets to publically pretend to be her boyfriend and gets a percentage of the profits from the videos.
>>26980188
raita!
>>26985841
Tumblr's echo chamber construction crew is here:
> >26985899
>>26990063
Oh my god who is this?
>>26979989
Of course you're a 4/10 you are literally a chihuahua
>>26980766
No they aren't you fuckin idiot. Nice ass there though.
>>26993587
That's your father playing dress-up.
ITP: body superior to robot bodies
>tfw 5'2"
>tfw large ribcage
>tfw naturally muscular thighs
>tfw no matter how much weight i lose I will never look like a model
I'm at a weight right now where you can see all of my vertebrae and I still look huge it's disgusting and so frustrating
>>26993852
Big thighs are sexy.
Wear yoga pants and watch Chad's flock
>>26993891
chads are all into taller girls who dress their age and know how to use makeup
as soon as I get home from class/meetings I look at the thinspo tag on tumblr
why can't I look like that :(
>>26993969
Then don't go after Chad.
You could have your pic of literally a thousand robots if you posted contact right now.
Chad's don't discriminate on height or makeup btw.
Post pic so I can see what you're complaining about
>>26994088
It's because you're a fat sack of shit that never exercises
Go cry with your other tumblr landwhales
>>26994244
I don't want to date a robot though (or Chad honestly)
They totally do discriminate on height and makeup where I live
not posting a pic but thanks for offering to help out
>>26994261
lol no I exercise a bunch and barely eat. my bmi is around 17.5. not exactly a landwhale
>mfw captcha is "select all sandwiches"
>>26994297
>doesn't want a robot or Chad
>wants some third group of men that probably doesn't exist
All you cunts are single out of choice.
You think you're too good for everyone.
Fuck you, I actually thought you might've been a decent roastie
All females are shit.
Fuck you
>>26994359
see this is why I don't want a robot
Superior body indeed
>>26994375
>gives advice and compliments
>you rebuttal with your hypergamous bullshit
Good luck finding your Edward Cullen or whatever the fuck you want.
I hope you get mercilessly raped and die a slow death, bitch.
Fuck off my board
Mmmh, ay mami
>>26994297
women can't even drive you sure as shit can't estimate how much food you're eating
