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I know some of you have an accomplishment or two. What are some things that you have won, like a competition, a prize, anything.
>I've won a music competition for a song i wrote on garageband.
>>29291512
Me and my friends got the audience choice award for a tiny student film festival for making this.
https://youtu.be/Y_jN990Mw0U
9 weeks to animate.
>>29291560
i love it so far. i like how the animation is with the ripped up papers .
>>29291512
bumperoonierooni
does nebody actually have an aussie gf?
If this has been the case for you, what did it be like?
Not OP but I also want an Aussie or English gf so bad. Anglo accents boost a girl's score a ton for me.
Also, Australia seems like a pretty chill place to live in general. I like tropical weather and don't really give a shit about the bugs.
Really want an excuse to go there but my uni doesn't offer study abroad for my major.
Im an aussie guy who has had aussie gf
AMA?
>inb4 reeee get out etc
>>29291924
Do Aussie girls like guys with American accents or nah?
i only shit once or twice a week, and it has to be in my apartments toilet otherwise no go. who else holds in their logs for days at a time?
>>29291411
i too can only shit in my own place but i am more regular than you
i haven't shit in a bathroom that wasn't my own in 24 years
>>29291411
>i only shit once or twice a week
meme or ER. /thread
when did you realize r9k was the source of all your problems and not your looks?
>tfw only come to /r9k/ every few months now to check up on what its like and feel 100% better as I don't spend all day reading about how terrible everyones life is
I thought the source of all my problems was inside me,
Isn't it?
besides, r9k is the antidote
/r9k/ is 99% symptom, not cause of our individual and collective behavior
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag and drop or type "postpic: filename.extension"
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabiIities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
the room to end all rooms
>>29291376
I APPROVE OF THIS ROOM DESU
>>29292200
check'ddded
>he doesnt get 8 hours sleep
>>29291353
I need 10 to function. I know people who only can sleep 4 to 5 hours then they just wake up and feel fully charged.
Life is not a fair game, anon
I sleep for 12 hours desu
6 is the only way.
I got absolutely fucking destroyed, /r9k/
I didn't know girls were this blunt
are you autistic
she's being sarcastic you dumb fuck. she knows you're asking whats up and is making a joke.
>it's a learning that girls are funny dickheads too episode
>>29291306
it's very clear you are underage OP.
epic epic truly epic life so far bro
What can I say?
There are many like it, but this one is mine
>>29291300
s-shut the fuck up bully I am trying my best
>>29291300
I want to have sexual realations with that communist gatekeeper
If you could have any of the below which would it be. For the ones you don't choose they would be average.
>penis size of your choice
>chad tier looks (does not include heigh or looks)
>height of your choice
>iq of 130
>amazing confidence/swagger
Again for the ones you don't choose you would be average in them. Just as reference. The average height for American men is 5'10" and the average penis is 5.2 BPEL and 4.8 erect girth. Average IQ is 100.
The IQ, I think. I have pretty decent aesthetics, I'm just an unhygienic slob that doesn't eat the right stuff and my dick's pretty nice.
I think the confidence shit can ultimately be learnt, but you're never gonna be genetically smarter.
>>29291286
Confidence has also been shown to have strong genetic links. Also looks have been shown to be a better predictor of success than IQ.
>>29291318
yeah just look at all the wealthy male model politicans and CEO's...
yeah looks really are everything
>Almost 19
>Lost virginity at 16
>Have a job
>Have work friends
>Have friends outside of work
>Live with my mom, but pay all the bills
>Going to vocational school this fall for computer tech
>Have a successful side business building PC's for people
My life is already better than yours
>fell the need come to a japanese imageboard full of apathetic neets to brag about your achievements
your life is a crock of shit
>>29291519
ooo
You got me there
>My life is already better than yours
I'm a trustfund baby, I highly doubt your life is better then mine.
so exactly why are normies bad people, especially the ones who come here to brag about their lives as if anyone cares they are friends with girls because they arent autistic like I am and cqnt understand people despite being highly anaylytical
If you Other people to make yourself feel better, you don't have to work on improving yourself.
>>29291210
normie men are dicks because they think it makes them look cooler to girls (they're right to be fair)
women are dicks because they resent having to interact with non chads
if you're integrated into society you don't have to stop to analyze yourself, this is why normies are so obnoxious
>tfw can't find job
I think I give up. I apply all the time, and just... nothing. I only apply for those positions that I'm qualified for anyways (I have some 8 months of work experience, in an office setting; I also have a degree, and some good letters of rec from an old prof and someinternship people).
It's all I do: send job applications. But nothing. Most of the time, I never hear back. Rarely, I'll get an e-mail from a place I already forgot about saying "We went ahead with other candidates, good luck, blah blah blah"
I think I'm going to give up soon. I don't know what the bastards want, but I'm tired. I get the feeling that no matter how many applications I put in, I'm not going to go anywhere.
I already stopped applying that much: last week, I was spending all day sending apps. Today, I only sent two: such was my discouragement and level of caring. I just don't care. Nothing's going to change, even if I applied for all the jobs in the world. Nobody's going to hire me, so why even bother applying anymore?
>>29291184
Before you give up, try this:
Many companies do an automated background check on all candidates before interviewing them. It's possible that someone was working with a fake SSN (yours) and got fired for doing drugs on the job, or something similar.
You can see what an automated background check will turn up here: http://theworknumber.com/Employees/DataReport/
>>29291595
That link isn't working for me. Keeps saying 'Problem Loading Page'. Secondly, even if I did find that somebody had been using my SSN, what am I supposed to do?
>>29291720
Strange; it works for me, but takes a while to load.
Here's a link to a PDF form you can mail in:
https://www.theworknumber.com/Employees/DataReport/report_request.pdf
If you find errors, you can contact them to have them corrected. They'll also send out updates to anyone who requested info letting them know about the correction.
Is it logical for ugly girls to attempt suicide out of loneliness?
Suicide is retarded and I'd rather continue living a bad life than no life at all. You've made a solid attempt at making ugly people feel bad about themselves. Good for you.
>>29291178
You can still get laid. You're not a robot.
>>29291178
I feel like all girls, no matter their looks, can always have friends. Suicide out of loneliness is stupid for both men and women; the only way I could see one commit suicide out of loneliness is if they've never had any friends what-so-ever.
My sisters are a fine example. My oldest sister is fairly good-looking and is a pretty big shut-in, and not even the kind that stays indoors and then goes out to get fugged. She literally goes to work and comes right back home.
Then, my younger sister; she has a face only a mother could love, and she has more friends than my older sister and I, combined. It's all simply based on luck.
>Daddy, why is that since The Beta Uprising, we have assigned partners and arranged marriages? None of the other mommies seem happy with the men they were assigned. The men are fat, smelly, and have greasy hair from their necks. And they're so mean and weird. I think we've chosen a worse future for us.
>>29291132
>greasy, smell fat men
this beta stereotyping needs to end. I'm a wealthy, fit, clean 24 year old male who has never had sex and is socially introverted
>>29291132
I'm not fat, smelly, greasy, can't even grow facial hair.
This has to stop.I do have fucked up teeth from meth though.
>>29291161
>wealthy
>fit
>clean
No you aren't. If you were you would have had sex. Women would have thrown themselves at you
How hard is the GED language arts test? I'm taking it this week and I'm getting kind of anxious.
>>29291118
It's not easy. I'm a college student who had to take it for financial aid and while I scored in the highest percentile it took me the full time.
>>29291188
Is it only multiple choice, or is there a lot of writing?
I got a ged
first try for everything, pretty easy,
I scored in the 90+ percentile for 3/5 subjects.
And 50 for the others. It's not hard. I dropped out of HS in 9th grade, and didn't do shit for 3-4 years, and passed them all 1st time. No studying.
