>hey anon, play something cool before we go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7no9Ak2uSrQ
Why worry now?
whats the matter with those choking necklaces? girls wearing those are always cute af
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J6QFAcCtqO
>tfw scene girls don't like you
fuck this earth
>be straight
>live in Orlando
>shooting happens
>get loads of calls text messages from family members asking if I'm alright
>mfw
>>29288888
Anon its time to come out. They all know you are gay.
it's better to be known as a closet gay than a virgin
>>29288888
Nice quints.
I'm also straight, long term single but have seemingly have tons of comments from friends and family members that seem to be cajoling me into coming out of a closet I'm not even in.
How hard is it to understand that women want nothing to do with me other than be my friend? I'm just sick of their shit and have become pretty much content with just living alone and fucking a prostitute every now and again on special occasions.
Red flags for boys:
> He's white
> Owns a PC
> Doesn't have a job
> Has ever dated an Asian girl
> Has a gun liscense
> Into video games or anime
> Didn't go to prom in highschool
> Goes for walks at night
> Didn't go to spring break
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all of that is true except for
>being white
chad is white afterall
>>29288899
That used to be true, but even white Chad's tend to exhibit a lot of the other behaviours on that list (especially video games, ugh)
These days I go for latin, Brazillian or Mediterranean guys
>>29288935
So this is just YOUR red flags for boys.
>be me, wageslave
>work with all girls around my age/older
>they all have an extremely tight bond on some sisterhood shit
>tell each other everything
>only time they even communicate with me is to get something done
>they just sit around and fucking yell and scream and talk about getting fucked by their boyfriends and their kids (surprise surprise)
>get eye-daggers...
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>>29288828
Get out of heroin, if you can't just end it desu senpai. It will just ruin your life more.
buy a van off craigslist and move to california
don't escape through drugs, literally just escape instead
>>29288828
>Drugs
Just fucking sleep you dumb faggot.
If you don't want to deal with reality, just fucking sleep. Don't turn into a HeroiZombie.
Why is everyone on this board so sad all the time? My life is basically the same, no gf, no friends, no job, etc but I'm happy just listening to disco music and eating gummy bears all day
Not all of us have reached enlightenment
>>29288789
>disco
shit tier
>>29289059
fucking kekwhydothejewmodskeepthisthingitdoesn'tdoanythingbutannoypeople
LOL if you thought Nick Bateman was good looking. Morphed to be a 10/10 by legendary sephy.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BGqKZF3GE1P/?taken-by=igfacemorphs
>ever making this thread
why? who gives a shit about him? shut up. fuck i hate you autistic idiots.
He's a very good looking guy but his eyes look so fucking weird. Also I'd like to see him without the meme stubble
>>29288724
Shut up you little fucking worm, I'll make my threads and you're gonna pay attention to 'em.
Cause what else are you going to do, huh? Nothing. Fucking nothing. You worthless little cockroach. Seriously if I were there with you right now, I would stomp on your neck with cleats. I'd fucking kill you and the best thing about it? No one would care.
Does /r9k/ treat women with respect? I sure as fuck don't. After reading all of these female hate threads I treat women like absolute shit. Let me give you some examples.
>be me trying to pay for gas
>walk up to qt cashier attendant
>"hey could I get 20 dollars on 5"
>"le quirky face" no
>I give her the money anyway
> She gets nervous, "heh well how's...
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>being a dick to people for no reason who are trying to be nice to you
What an alpha male
>>29288668
WTH is wrong with you faggot?
I treat women with respect because that's how I treat random people. I know that most women probably do not deserve respect, but that doesn't matter.
I don't want to socialize much, so I'm pretty dismissive, but I at least try to have some common courtesy.
Also I gave up on trying to get laid so I have no reason to not threat them with respect. Maybe you're on the right path though.
wow OP you're so tough and cool jeeze I'm impressed
Do grills ever get swamp ass?
Please define "swamp ass"
>>29288686
a type of diarrhea that floats to the top and forms a layer of swamp-like shit
i'd swamp her ass if you know what i'm saying
>tfw no pelikula watching, kawal honoring, diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo...
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>>29288529
Consistent as fuck, OP. You keep up the good work
>>29288529
Filipinos are the niggers out of all Asians. They seem to be just as dumb.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjgd8dki_V4
>>29288529
Good luck with your quest, monkeychanbro
She's overdosing on pills and I'm hanging myself tonight. I want to leave the house in a mess, a huge mess.
>>29288511
Good luck, senpai. Make sure you arrange to have coins put on your eyes for the boatman
What is your name so we can see you in the news?
Also god bless anon, may it be quick and painless.
Go onto the otherside
>>29288511
>My mom and I are about to commit suicide
did you both agree to this or do you just know your mom is planning on killing herself?
if your mom actually agrees that you should off yourself that's pretty fucked up bro
Is the Marine Corps really a place for a robot to reform himself?
im not kidding here, im finishing my sophomore at community soon and i really want a place that will show me something for living. will they roast a virgin weeblord like me? is the marine corps really a genuine experience?those goretex parkas look rad
>>29288452
Well OP it would teach you responsibility and discipline while also giving you something to live for and fight for, but at the cost of PTSD
>>29288452
Also you'll be a hardcore motherfucker
>>29288673
>>29288616
i dont think i would be THAT cool and i genuinely think that there are scarier things than PTSD like looking at yourself in the mirror only to realize youve wasted your entire life
What is the best kind of ideology for robots, and why is it libertarianism?
>>29288434
>robots
>almost synonymous with neetdom
>they require the teat of government to survive
>wanting to have to work for everything
>>29288434
Agreed, only in a libertarian society I could live, cuddle and kiss my boyfriend without worries while walking with a rifle out in the streets
>>29288434
What is the Libertarian Party's thoughts on NEETbux?
Who else is drinking tonight?
Got a few beers for the evening. I want to get drunk tonight and forget about everything for a little while. Temporary happiness.
>>29288371
I ferment my own shit and mix it with beer to mask the awful taste, but it's probably way too many calories, so not tonight, nope. Friday I will.
I hope to set up a still soon, to eschew some of those extra fatty calories in all my shit. If you buy alcohol, you've got no good reason not to buy spirits, if you're worried about getting a gut
I just drank a Guinness but it just made me more pissed off.
>>29288371
I took down 4 budweisers I had in the fridge, and just switched over to absinthe.
Completely coincidentally, actually, while reading Hemingway.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Omg, /r9k/ I'm gonna cum!!!
Open your MOUUUUUTTHHHHHHHHH
Its piss
Girls r icky
>cunninglygus
>>29288346
>snapbacks
post a random fact about yourself that isn't horribly depressingI have a prosthetic testicle
>>29288340
I am left handed!
That's pretty much the only thing I can say that isn't depressing or pathetic t b h
>>29288340
I am pretty good at playing the clarinetthats about it really
>>29288675
>I am pretty good at playing the clarinet
woah no way
i tried to learn the clarinet in high school but I lost interest after and it's been years now. I wish I kept it up, playing an instrument is a cool skill to have.
play something cool on vocaroo anon