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>you cry in bed
>she makes chad a sandwich with the good bread
>You hold the door, normies hit the floor.
>Normies suck cock, you pull out your glock.
>you're a robot
>she ignores robots
Are INFJ's just Tsundere INFP's
>>29292947
INFJ's are just so fucking annoying. Out of all the MB personality types, if an INFJ hasn't told you that they're INFJ, they aren't really an INFJ.
t. INTP
>>29292947
>implying an INFP may not be tsundere'esque either
>>29293083
INFJ's should be the least likely to tell you. They are outside observers.
>/r9k/ loves how women look, but hates their shitty nature
why dont you have a trap gf then?
a male mind in a female body is the perfect partner
>>29292855
>why dont you have a trap gf then?
I'm heterosexual
>>29292855
>why dont you have a trap gf then?
Because it's still hard to get one
a dick is still a dick you closet faggot
I'm going to the employment agency tomorrow.
Time to get my life back on track.
>>29292820
That's the spirit anon kun
you'll fail
you would have left this place for good if you really mean it
>>29292820
>"If you don't, you will owe me one million yen."
Well... I guess I should just accept my robot status now
fuck her go talk to somewhere else
>>29292702
originuu commentuuu
Or you just stop being a faggot and learn to talk to women.
If you had a choice between prison or suicide, which would you take?
I aint answering, this be a trap.
You tricked me once satan, not again! Go back to hell with your sick trips!
Anyone wanna weigh in?
Assuming it were prison for life, probably suicide. Unless I could get some books and an internet access in prison. Oh, and no shitter-rape.
>tfw I come here so much that "anon" has become a term of endearment
just fuck me up
>>29292524
>starting to think anon is my nickname and specifically refers to me
help
>>29292524
>>29293117
same
if I had a gf I would probably ask her to call me anon
How the fuck do you pronounce "Anon"? Is the "A" pronounced like "Ass" or like "Ugly"? I pronounce the "A" like the "U" in ugly.
I REPEAT, DO NOT GET A GF
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of nearly 4 years. I'm a good looking guy, 6'2" and girls throw themselves at me, even when they have a boyfriend. In 3 weeks of being single, I have fucked 2 girls with long term bfs. If you are not Chad, you will be cucked.
So unless you want to be a cuck, stick to 2D and fleshlites.
>>29292494
I kinda wanna be cucked
>>29292494
Care to explain why you broke up with your former partner? If it is reason besides "she cheated on me," you need to leave this board.
I'm willing to be a cuck, the validation I get from my gf is like a high.
>tfw you kinda miss the pain of having to go school everyday because it made stuff like video games, movies and shitposting more enjoyable
>tfw the NEETlife makes everything just a different shade of grey
>>29292469
Yea man I feel the same. Graduated 8 months ago. Hated every second of high-school while there. Harassed daily, virtually no friends, talked to almost no one, etc.
Now just silence.
>>29292469
Then stop being NEET. I graduated in 2005, and still think of school as a prison.
>>29293435
>Then stop being NEET
Wow, man. Who would've guessed.
draw yourself thread. template below
>>29292449
original comment containing image pertaining to thread
>>29292449
There's already a semi-active thread going on here: >>29281735, but it's starting to die, so whatever.
>>29292461
Complementary large template.
What was your decent into Schizophrenia like?
Terrifying. I can feel my mind start to slip away and there's nothing I can do it about it. My meds aren't even working properly anymore.
Well I donno about my decent, but my descent was pretty mellow. In so much that it slowly happened, and without realising I was totally fucked.
No major episode were I switched into crazy mode
I was one of the rare people who had it as a child. I'm much better nowdays, I used to hardly even be selfaware of reality. I still struggle but it's not nearly as bad as when I was younger.
>lvl 21 117kg 180cm
anons give me opinions, should i kill myself today or tommorow?
>cant wear a shirt because of the tits
>get tired quick
should i get me a home bicycle?
hit the gym
>lvl 21
Don't say that anymore.
>should i kill myself today or tommorow?
Yes
>>29292426
dude just fuckin work out jesus CHRIST. start with taking a stroll everyday and move up to biking at steadily increasing times/intensities. Once youre not so fat you can start jogging then just keep going. stop eating garbage and being sedintary. Its totally doable.
You'll be fine kid
Who /fucking uneducated/ here?
>18
>don't have times tables memorized
>can't do long hand division
>can't write cursive
Fake it until you make it has been my life so far
Fuck my parents, homeschooling cut my education off at 6th grade
What can I use to catch up?
>>29292400
I can't do any of those things and I'm getting an engineering degree. Those skills are all just memes op.
Friend of mine hardly graduated from high school and started working in IT. He now makes 90k a year. Granted that's after 11 years in the field but that's damn good money for no college debt.
>>29292400
None of those things matter in the real world retard.
Who is this great American hero?
Why did he hold the door?
>"You have to stay put!"
>20 fags screaming for their lives while Omar picks them off one by one
Why did he do it? Do fags have any emotions or are they all just cold calculated killers like this one?
He goofed up and got 50 of his fag buddies killed lel
>>29292395
Implying that it was not his plan all along. No my friends, they expect 50 of us at the wreckage.
Whats the story behind this pic? Please inform me.
Have 90s cartoons been raising the age of Chad? All cartoons reinforced the stereotype of awesome and strong chads defeating the awkward betas and wining the day. We have been put down subconsciously since we were kids just trying to enjoy being a kid. Pic very related. Very strong athletic heros defeating three guys who just want the world to be better suited for them.
You might be on to something,
You might be trying to scape goat the possbility that there have always been chads,normies and beta's, The terminology might change but, the caste system doesn't.
You made me think and made me post anyways. So I don't think you're wrong.
I really don't know.
>>29292341
Choosing this cartoon as an example of that is why you're still worried about chad's childhood instead of figuring out where you went wrong in yours.
Chads didn't watch Extreme Dinosaurs you absolute autist. They played sports and hung out with friends.
>>29292341
Jesus Christ. How far removed from Chad's social circle that you couldn't even overhear what shows they watched?
