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Have you signed your S.W.E.A.T pledge yet anon?
Why not? It's the recipe for success.
Nah, I'd rather just do nothing and bitch.
sounds unreasonably hard and dreadfully dull at the same time
Should be called the peasant pledge
pepe dump of the centuries.
>>29297382
check this pepe u liek?
no one dumps pepes anymore your a little late to this party.
minion pepe.
how does one tell how attractive they are?
The easiest way to tell how attractive you are is observing how people people you attract.
Lonely?
Do people occasionally mire you or tell you you are attractive? Do women rarely flirt with you until they uncover your sperglord personality? Then you are attractive.
If none of these things happen, you are unattractive. Which is okay. Women find relatively few men truly attractive anyway, but will fuck you anyway for money/security/status.
>>29297422
>>29297405
this. i have good looking friend and girls (especially teenage ones) just casually come up to him and flirt with him. he was just annoyed by them since female attention is mundane to him.
Is there a heaven?
If so, what do you think it's like? If not then what happens after we die?
No.
Don't be silly. Why would anything happen to you after you die? You're dead.
>>29297312
There is. It's called the space and it is divided into subtypes such as interplanetary space, interstellar space, and intergalactic space.
We don't go to it after we die because we lack necessary propulsion.
No
Dreamless slumber for eternity
And that's he only way an eternity can be bearable. Fuck living forever in literally any way.
>that feeling when no black girlfriend
Well what traits do you want her to have besides being black? I don't want to be replaceable with any other woman from my race.
>>29297941
Not OP but I want a cute black gf who is somewhat independent and has a fiery personality, even if she's weeby or something. And I've always found black girls to be cuties.
>>29298014
>independent
>fiery personality
>weeb
I guess we're not meant to be, anon.
Hnnnggg..
Nng..
*FFFFFBBRRRRRRRPPPPRRRRRUUUMMMPPPHHH*
Oh wow! Did I blow you away with that one anon?
..anon?
>>29297281
Quick! Grab your buckets and toss some water on it, it's not supposed to be outside of the ocean!
>>29297281
OH OHHH
THICKER THICKER MORE
How can I create art without cringing at it a day later?
>>29297248
If you think your artwork is perfect then you cant recognize art at all, to be an artist you must be capable of intricately analyzing every single detail in a picture to a ludicrous levels meaning no art can ever be perfect and if you think your painting is shit then you are a terrible artist.
>how
make the art
finish the art
tear it up
start again on a new piece
repeat as necessary
you don't have to keep it, making it is fine
>>29297323
This, eventually you'll create something you think is worth keeping, until then just toss the failures after you figure out what is wrong with them.
Pro gun control people: Educated people who use history and other countries as evidence to why humans are too irrational to own guns
Pro Second Amendment People: Inbred hicks, white trash, and spoiled lolbertarians with bloodlust and a black and white view of the world.
>inb4: hurrdurieduriedurr hyuk hyuk hurdurgadurgadurgadurg but criminals will get guns reguardless hurrie durrie durr
Nope. It works in Europe and Australia
>>29297215
Arguments entirely dependent on strawmans are frowned upon in actual intellectual debates.
>>29297466
Gun control is never an actual intellectual debate, so op's argument works fine.
Sigh... you know what site to go back to OP.
How far down the rabbit hole have you gone?
>>29297195
>piss
>absorbtion
>mind-control
>body-swap
>sissies
>almost everything above robot-tier is fair game besides midget/latex/vore
I'm cutting it close at Robot-tier
>tickling isn't even on the list
>>29297277
gtfo with that pleb tier shit
Come join us,
https://discord.gg/014i0ppbFWkIUOSLm
We can be lonely and radical together
Link doesn't work + you're gay
>>29297249
This should work, then
https://discord.gg/014i0ppbFWkJFBiEE
It is cancer as is the discord
Life sucks robots solet's choose our own adventure instead
>>29296921
>cloak.
>key.
>potion.
Become a master thief, and once I fence stolen goods, I put the cloak back on and everyone forgets I even exist, holting any and all investigations into me.
Set up a few shelf company sorta things, put money in them, buy whatever I want using corporate accounts and laundered money, so that nobody forgets the house is owned (by a company) when I put the cloak back on.
Get really elaborate with it.
(posting arbitrary original comment)
>>29297006
>green pepper
>say "i'm omnipotent"
all other choices are irrelevant
I miss old social protocols and customs such as kissing women's hands and women curtseying to men.
Anyone else?
>miss
do you even remember them
You still had to be an alpha chad anyway
>be op
>be ultimate cuck
My great gramps said during his last few years alive how he misses the old times in this country.
When boys would try to be romantic and win over their love, if it would bloom they would come and ask the parents permission if they can date and all that. It is very romantic and all that and I guess love and romance actually meant something back then.
There are obvious downsides to all that, but I guess it was better than today when people fuck like rabbits at every chance, then move on the next pussy to fuck. Disgusting.
so how many of you actually have nothing to loose?
Me
My life is so incredibly pathetic, I can't concentrate for more than a minute
>>29296828
Toulouse
Nothing to lose.
But I still have some obligations.
Can't wait to be free from them...
>do you know why did the jew not cross the road?
>because there are no roads in the gas chamber!
Oo so edgy.
I bet you stay up past your bedtime.
>>29296764
Take a shower Finkelstein, I need soap.
>Why did the woman cry?
BECAUSE SHE WAS A WOMAN.
>What's the difference betwen a roastie and a normal woman?
NOTHING!
>How do find out if a woman is likely to betray you?
Check her pulse.
>Whats the difference between a parasite and a woman?
The parasite stops leeching off you when you die.
What's the difference between a black father and a white father?
The black father is smart enough to get away.
My boyfriend is a chubby geek with no fashion sense (I happen to think he is perf and adorable but accept that most other people would disagree) and I love the shit out of him because he's sweet as fuck, makes me laugh, and he's intelligent and interesting as a person. He also loves me and makes me feel wanted. It's not that hard people! Put down the protein shake and get a personality, you'll be golden.
>>29296670
Is this post about me?
Oragamiiibloxx
Personality is innate.
And even if it weren't, crafting it only so to impress is very visibly superficial.
>>29296684
loada crap. almost nothing is innate.
