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OHAYOU /R9K/!!!!
IT'S ANOTHER BRIGHT AND SUNNY DAY TO DO YOUR BEST!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY?
>>29298969
shfhfsshsdhsffssfj
>>29298969
im going to work in a couple hours and im going to do THE BEST JOB EVER
>>29298969
Fix my rear brake light
Get taco bell
Go home with taco bell, eat it, cry as I have my cheating girlfriend to talk to and be with again.
Contemplate suicide
Do laundry and play roblox
Fap to thoughts after yet another catfish/real 13 year-old girl asks me out, but I can't accept.
Pass out watching live news coverage of the latest shooting.
Wake up in 4 hours to go to work and repeat
How old were you when you realised the only way you could be truly happy is to be completely ignorant of how the world really is?
>>29298962
This is probably freshly harvested bait, but do some people actually work like this? Oblivious people anger me to the bone. I just wonder, do they /know/?
>>29298962
I reflexively hid this thread at first because of the ugly face that guy in your pic is making.
>>29300084
Some do & just have an aversion to thinking about serious matters.
But on the other hand, some are oblivious to all the negative happenings in the world that don't directly impact them in the most obvious of ways.
Is this the female body in its perfect form?
>>29298896
sure curvy, but for my taste a bit to much chub.
>>29298896
I'm thin myself, she looks good but would crush me
You know she takes bbc
Let's get depressed, /r9k/.
VOTE AND REPRESENT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10491906
http://www.strawpoll.me/10491906
http://www.strawpoll.me/10491906
Hello to the first 40+ vote.
Keep the votes coming. thankee
If the poll kicks off, this will either show that this board is full of "18" year olds or people way too old for 4chan
Haha! I am such a fucking loser. haha!
Yeah, you probably are. Now what?
>>29298802
Me too, Anon. Here, have a (you). Maybe you'll feel better.
>>29298802
>rangerphiles
Why does everyone act like this is the end all be all of questions that can never and will never be answered?
here is the answer:
depends
>>29298726
Incredibly vague answer that doesn't say anything at all
Fuck off
>>29298697
most questions don't have contradictory answers
ITT we battle for who has the coolest mental illness.
*unsheathes schizoaffective disorder and borderline personality disorder*But, in all seriousness, let's have a real discussion.
inb4 the autist retard who is in denial about his own mental health problems so he claims mental illnesses don't exist
>>29298655
Mental illness don't real. You can trust my opinion over a healthcare professional.
>>29298633
It is scary when you feel high on life as someone with bipolar disorder, usually it ends in psychosis
Spooky stuff for sure!
You're a NEET and a loser alright but surely you have a nice looking beard, right?
You're not one of those who can't even grow a beard, RIGHT?
>>29298616
I'm not a neet
But I can't grow a beard
I can't grow a beard
I barely have any chest hair, I can count the dark hairs on my chest
thanks mom, based native american genes
I have a great beard, right?
I want a gf that looks like this, I'm not asking for much.
>>29298611
You're asking for more than you deserve though
>>29298611
Well your first blunder is you're asking for a girlfriend
You can't get girlfriends by asking. You have to go out there and get them
>>29298611
Just a Hilfiger model? Nope, not much at all.
anyone has the picture of moot that this drawing is based on?
who is moot and why should i care about some faggot named moot?
Not based on Moot
>>29298599
i know, i intentionally asked that way because anons never want to help, but they sure do want to correct others.
either way thanks
So I listened to r9k 5 years ago and got my shit together. Now I have 6 figure salary and proud parents, but I am still sad and pathetic piece of shit, just with less time to watch anime. Any cyborgs out there who know that feel?
>>29298527
>so I listened to r9k 5 years ago and got my shit together
I don't know about /r9k/ 5 years ago because I've only been here for about 3, but all the advice I've seen on here has been awful, so I feel like this is bullshit.
>>29298527
I made it out, and am only here to lurk for nostalgia.
>>29298527
So you found out being a materialistic wagecuck isn't all it was hyped to be. Isn't capitalist propaganda great?
>bought oneitis a console since she always wanted one
>she rarely played it which made me feel bad but whatever
>1 month ago she got her first bf
>sad about it, but nothing I can do about it
>now she's happy all the time and always talks about him
>ask her how the console is doing
>she says "it's great, I play it with Chad all the time, but he plays it more then me lol."
>tfw didn't respond and just left
Is this what getting cucked feels like? I feel like shit now. I've learned my lesson, I'm never beta providing again. Fuck this feel.
>>29298524
>>bought oneitis a console since she always wanted one
that's where you cucked yourself
should have became her bf before buying one
but hey
you will never cuck yourself as bad as me in love
>>29298524
Yes it is but you spent money on a girl before she was your gf so you had it coming.
Hard lesson most late teens go through just stay civil. Don't aut out and most of all MOVE THE FUCK ON.
The problem is you and your faggot 'onitis' shit so don't act like a victim and lose a friend. This guys gonna last like a year maybe two years then it'll be another and another until you don't remember all the names. It will never be you get out there and make your own list.
Yea yea it's hard but I fucking KNOW your under 20 and shouldn't even be here.
>>29298524
Why do you feel bad? You tried buying her love, which is so creepy
No high schoolers, no legal drinkers.
Where are you at right now? I feel like this is the precipice of adulthood.
I'm 19 and I keep telling myself I'm still a "kid" because I don't want to admit to being a manchild. Hopefully I can amend that before my 20s.
I'm 18 and fuck you I'm going to post anyway. I graduated high school over a year ago, so I think I fit in the category you're aiming at.
I'm trying to figure out how to be an adult too. I dropped out of college, and will probably try to go back if I make it that long in life, but I think there are more pressing concerns.
It may just be that I'm manic, but I'm planning on going overseas to do some volunteering of some variety once I've gotten in better physical shape, am more mentally stable, and have honed up on the relevant languages decently enough.
Anyway, where my mentally ill drug addicts at?
>Teenagers complaining
24 here
It doesn't get better
>>29298511
23 year old fag here. You are a kid and you are getting more passes to be a fuck up than you think. True failure is being a manchild when you're 23+. You start physically looking like an adult, you look older and sadder. You should have finished college, you need a real job that isn't fast food, you need to be in a semi-serious relationship. The list goes on. You still have time family, don't be like me.
ITT: SHIT YOUR PARENTS SAY
>""get a job""
>>29298477
>"lol why don't you have a gf yet ;)"
FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29298477
>"you're not a man for every girl. You just have to search for that one percent and it'll work, haha"
- Boomer dad
>>29298548
My dad once made jokes about how "my laptop is my gf xDDD".
Why do they do this?
What do you think about lesbians?
Can they be robots?
Lesbians are CUTE
especially if they're anime. But they can't be robots
>>29298445
So far my experience with lesbians, although sparse, they tend to be a bit.. off, maybe uneasy. Usually there's a significant personality differance that is not very compatibile in my case, thus we end up fading away.
Guess I'm just too traditional, conservative or what not.
I also guess that they can be robots, though probably only a few are.
love between two women is the purest love there is
