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If any of you guys are aliens, time travellers or espers you gotta tell me.
>>29296059
I am a man that reached the perfection in social behavior and now the only thing that keeps me going is the challenges that the world got to me.
I can perfectly say that the man know as Mr.Trump is right but also that his "right" is a temporary or it just fits the current age that mankind is living for, and that its the age of social competition, cultural wars, and twitch spam. And while Mr.Trump putted himself in his position in the name of his people, the other side wants to achieve the impossible by making the world a more "equal" place, but instead this can only be achieved in time while science progresses and destroys the lines that divide the world. while differences are real, in this planet called earth in can safely say that it is not the right time to make everyone an equal being of measure.
I also think muslim are behaving like the second war nazis and should be annihilated, just like history did before, but who got the guts to put their country's name on the vanguard for a genocide right?
>>29296059
Time Traveller here.
Future is fucked, this time is much nicer than where I came from.
I'm far above that you pathetic roach.
>people ask me if i have a girlfriend or am seeing someone
>tfw 26 years old and never had one
>decide to end the humiliation and make up a story to explain why
>now tell people that i had one who was the love of my life but she died in a car accident when i was 17 and now i'm incapable of loving anyone else
it seems to be working, just a tip for others who are dealing with the same situation
Sounds really autistic, then again I've taken lies to a higher autistic level than that.
I wear a fake wedding band to work and tell everyone I am married. It's been working for 2 years so far. I've noticed since I started doing it, that people act a lot more comfortable around me, and it's made me less awkward.
Every other situation where people have known me being a loner that never talks about sex/women has always had massive effects on my ability to connect with others. But now that these people think I am normie, they seem to treat me differently, with much more respect.
I don't understand how them thinking I am married makes them treat me better. Society is very odd.
22 here. I just tell people I haven't had sex since high school because I'm always busy (I'm a truck driver). Sounds realistic and better than saying I'm a virgin.
Other truckers always try hooking me up with women, but they never meet my standards. I don't care about looks all that much, but she must not have kids or be fat, be introverted, and has own job. All I ask for. Why can't I find one.
>>29296035
If you're going to make up a story anon, don't make it some Hollywood tier tragedy you moron. Now you're going to have to look genuinely upset each time it's mentioned and have to follow it up with answering difficult questions
If you restrict voting to wealthy males, you restrict it to educated, high-IQ individuals who do not have a biological imperative to oppose freedom.
Democracy is a subsidy to the stupid. One man, one vote is a massive subsidy to low-IQ people. I know people lack the imagination to conceive of a completely free society (no coercive taxation), so just imagine a minarchy, a night watchman state where votes were weighted 50% by IQ and 50% by income. Niggers? Average 85 IQ and are net drains on society, they get no say. White women? They're actually slightly conservative, not a big problem. White men, the people who are actually maintaining Western civilization? They'll have the political power to match their contribution to society.
Now, this isn't achievable politically. You're never going to get niggers or women, as stupid as they are, to relinquish what they think is their mealticket. The best way to get these retards disenfranchised is to eliminate the ability of government dependent people to vote on taxes, spending, etc. and from that point we can have a chance of destroying the welfare state which was a result of women getting the vote.
On a local level, if you privatize everything, literally everything, guess who is in charge? The most productive, high-IQ people- generally white men, Asians obviously in disproportion to their demographic presence. A fully private property society is not going to have a problem with low-IQ parasites voting to get free stuff, women voting to get old-age free stuff, fat asses/smokers voting for people to give them free healthcare, forced association/integration, etc.
Women's desire for security over freedom is not a problem in a private property system. It is a big fucking problem in a democracy.
What makes you think high-IQ, wealthy males aren't supporting feminism and women's "mealticket" because it means free and easy pussy for them, and helps to maintain a class system?
Haven't you noticed that all the men at the very top of society are pretty much ok with with feminism and subsidies for women?
Every has a "biological imperative" to oppose "freedom", it's a highly abstract thing that we can't even agree on a definition for.
>>29296063
White men are redpilled enough that if voting were weighted by IQ and wealth they would be able to save us from leftist cancer.
>>29296126
You're starting from the assumption that "leftism" is all bad and that all white males agree with it, when leftism is also in large part a product of white males.
The whole point of the 'red pill' btw is that we are essentially born IGNORANT, that white males DO NOT understand the realities and nature of women, that it's something we have to experience for ourselves, often in a painful way, before we can really understand.
Also, plenty of black men are 'red pilled' on women and prefer smaller government and less intervention. You're a racist so you'll fail.
Daily reminder that if you're not Chad you're an embarrassing waste of space
>>29295984
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4o4w4y/me_22f_with_my_new_bf_23_m_feeling_betrayed/
>>29296000
He's basically a rapist at this point
>>29296023
One of those creeps
Why have dogs not evolved to be able to talk to their owner? It would be so much better if doggos could say what they're thinking.
Imagine how much a talking dog could help robots.
Google "autism dogs"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlsTDmL1U_4
>>29295948
Roof roof matsah ayo roof roof look at dat fine Azz bitch mang roof roof I'd liek to doggy style that bitch with the pink collar roof roof ayo mastah, im hungrey woof woif gibs me your junk food cuz dat dog food be nasty and shieeet woof woof ayo mastah, looks like I did a poo poo woof woof pick it up mastah woof woof ayo ayo, play with me mastah, but dont bringe dat frisbee again yo dat shit be scary af woof woof.
>>29296015
Why would you link that instead of just googling autism dog and finding a video we can watch instead of fucking krautspeak
It's 5:12AM
I've just dropped acid in a drunken stupor
I have no idea what the fuck is going to happen
I have work in about 10 hours
Join me in this magical journey anons
Damn anon how much acid are we talking here?
>>29295941
Just one tab, have one left, saving it for a rainy day.
Launching DO4M now, only SP adventure game I can think to launch I haven't already played.
02 minutes since I swallowed the tab.
wonderful op, i shall join you
i am sleep deprived and withdrawing
this will be an interesting adventure
>ex gf posting pics of her 1 year anniversary with her new bf on normiebook
>we broke up 10 months ago
>>29295867
Damnnnn! That's fucked up dude. You we're basically a cuck for 2 months and didn't even know it.
>>29295867
hahehaheaehehhehahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
HAHAHA
HA
i actually nkow that feel haeheh
>>29295867
Thanks OP for reminding me
Fuck im still hurt after 3 years
As the title says. Please use your personality type as your name when you post here.
Also, let's get some input on what personality types we have on /r9k/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10490329
You just know this thread will be shit up by INTP circlejerking.
pretty sure i'm just autistic tbqh famalam
>>29295836
Best personality type coming through
What's the best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
Auto erotic asphyxiation. x
Hang yourself with a plug in your ass, lube on you hands and dick, and weird gay fetish porn on the computer. It will be so embarrassing no one will think it was on purpose.
Helium bag attached to green helium canister. Near you, place a green canister of oxygen.
What does it mean to have a Madonna/Whore Complex? How do I get over it?
I've been told I have one, but I don't understand.
it means you want to fuck 1985-era madonna but you'll settle for a whore dressed up as her
>>29295809
Okay
What?
I know for sure that I don't want either of those things
>>29295782
>>29295819
It's garbage armchair psychology made up by sluts and roasties to justify them being garbage-tier women.
Don't worry about it.
>Set Steam profile to say that I'm female
>Hundreds of thirsty beta males constantly friend-requesting me and chatting me with retarded shit
Why are guys so stupid?
Like even if I actually was a girl, this is no way to get my attention. I wouldn't give a shit about some internet rando, I'm just trying to play videogames.
>videogames.
here's your answer
>>29295773
This is the result of a culture that places too much emphasis on sexual relationships
That or their dicks take over their minds
>>29295773
this is why all those fragile little men who never receive affection from their families want to become degenerate traps.
Are women just homewreckers by nature?
I'm not in a relationship, but I do have a few girl friends that I chill with from time to time. Today in particular I left this girls house at 6 in the morning smelling like pussy and hickeys on my neck. Girls who would normally not even give me a second glance on any other day are actually maintaining eye contact and smiling, giving off an actually welcoming vibe, and generally treating me like an actual human being. Like, I stopped by a diner on my way home from work and my server actually started a conversation with me. Asking if I was new to the area since it was a local restaurant. Shit like this never happens and it's only now I'm noticing that the only times it does is when I'm in a relationship or getting laid. Idk, is it possible that getting laid makes you act a certain way? I don't really feel like I'm doing anything different.
>>29295704
*way home from her house
Not work
>>29295704
Women can tell when you've been with other women. I don't know how; maybe it is a slight change in your demeanor, or whatever, but they simply can. Even if you don't smell like pussy because you're spatially seperated from your gf for a couple of weeks, other women will find you desirable.
Every time I'm in a relationship, I get waaaay more attention from girls than when I'm single. It's a curse.
no women are just homewreckers by nature.
don't even take me for an /r9k/ style misogynist. women are more prone to treachery while men are more prone to violence. You can observe this behavioral pattern even more clearly in our closest relatives, chimps.
however, just as there are good men who are not violent, there are good women who are not treacherous.
Who /homewreckerbull/ here?
>>29295671
How does it feel to be a nigger?
Oregano Commentium.
>>29296947
He's actually doing God's work and exposing the whores for what they truly are.
>>29297022
That actually makes sense. Better for that man to suffer a few months of sadness over being cucked than a lifetime of marriage to a whore who may cheat on him decades down the line.
guys I turned 19 today, nobody came..
>>29295667
I have 1 time celebrated my birthday. I don't care.
Is this real? Happy birthday!
>19
You might as well be turning 12, you fucking whippersnapper.
i am Team 17 Old Webmaster AMA
>>29295642
I read that as 17 year old teamster on first glance.
What's the favourite map on Worms 2?
any proof?
original
