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I did it bros.
I got a gf. 24 and finally for the first time have a gf.
No wizardhood for me, but her parents don't like me and she lives in a nigger neighborhood ghetto 20 mins away. Worth it?
Also, please please tell me to "GTFO NORMIE"
Oh please, give me this.
Great, now leave and never come back. faggot.
>>29293964
I posted this in a similar thread earlier, but here goes
You dont have to go man. This idea that /r9k/ is this wasteland for virgin neets is from reddit invading 4chan a few years back. Not all of them fit that bill but many of these new ones your see posting here are. You can still be all that you are OP. /r9k/ is where people like us come to be with people like us, nobody else thinks or acts like us, thats why we have this board.You can be a well adjusted person on the outside, but also a robot in your own company. That's how I am and so are many other original members of this community are as well.
I'm really proud of you anon. Tell us about her.
> Be me
> Be in college
> Start work on senior thesis
> College buddy gathers a team to work on thesis for me
> One recruit is a quiet sophomore girl from San Fran
> Whatever
> Eventually have nervous breakdown over thesis
> Confess it to girl only because didn't want to seem beta to the other guys on the team
> Doesn't judge me but starts giving me emotional support
> Feels good man.jpg
> Gives me a pep talks worthy of Rocky Balboa
> Holy shit this chick is awesome
> Finish thesis
> Start noticing how pretty she is
> Her eyes go from green to silver depending on the sun
> Realize I've fallen for this girl
> Don't ask her out because she's in a relationship and I'm fat
> A year later I'm 175 lbs and she's single
> Ask her out
> "I'm sorry, let's stay friends?"
> The fucking feels.png
> I agree and we hug it out.
That was April 2015, I haven't spoken or seen her since. Complete radio silence. It's like I stopped existing for her. Normally I'd go "oh well" and move on, but this..... this has me hurting for that last 14 months.
Why can't I fucking leave this behind? Why do I feel like such shit?
>>29293919
>san fran
Kill
Your
Self
>>29293939
Nah, still so many questions need answering
>>29293939
>that get tho
My neighbour's gf appearantly lives out of town. I can sometimes her them on the phone (how the fuck can i hear the person on the other line when i hardly notice anybody even living there any other time?).
When she comes to visit him, they do nothing but having sex all day. The thing is: his gf is a pretty loud moaner. I can hear everything, when he puts it in, when he eats her out, when they switch positions, when she comes etc.
It's fucking depressing to actually hear people having sex when you're a virgin and noone even wants to touch you.
What's even worse is that I haven't seen either of them, so my fucked up brain always pictures it to be my crush getting fucked over there. Why can't i stop thinking that?
They fucked just a few minutes ago. Didn't think it was my crush this time luckily.
But I masturbated to the sound of them having sex. How have I become this pathetic?
Ask him to have a threesome with them.
Continue until you're eventually cucking your neighbor
>>29293936
Don't know when she's there to visit, except when they're already fucking and they won't answer the door then.
Fuck, they're doing it again right now.
>>29294151
Record next time, mate.
How do I make it out boys?
>social anxiety
>depressed
>too retarded for a job
>introverted
>no hobbies
>no motivation for anything
>dumb as fuck
You probably would have been able to make it if you weren't dumb as fuck. Sorry, op. Read a book or something. Might help.
>>29294174
>implying people are born with the same intelligence
just be more social
original commentomento
Robots: How do you deal with extreme anger? Somebody who said they loved me recently left me to fuck another girl. And being the asshole I am, I asked if she was better to which he replied yes. Now I literally cannot stop thinking about torturing the living shit out of both of them. Please help me distract myself from my horrible sadness and unchecked rage.
>>29293866
>I asked if she was better to which he replied yes.
lol. wtf did you expect
Idk what works for me when I'm angry is doing black metal vocals or playing the guitar once you put your anger into something productive you can do whatever you want with it and you find you can express yourself. Also I read Voluspa a lot too
>>29293922
I also miss my prime when I was in a shitty black metal band when I was 19, I'm 21 now.
Who here fell for the NEET meme?
>next to total social isolation
>gradually lose social skills, self-esteem and confidence
>no money, have to survive on what your parents have
>next to no chance of ever moving out alone because you haven't been saving up any money or experience from jobs
>parents gradually starting to hate you and your lifestyle
>depression starting to kick in after a while
>every day after you become self-aware becomes pure pain
I was actually looking forward to the NEET lifestyle several times back in the past, but now that I'm one year into it, I want to quit. It's just pure suffering.
No friends, no money, no real social contact, no will to even go outside, no chance to get a job due to a huge NEET-induced crater in my CV, losing skills that I had in the past, formerly fun activities either start becoming a chore or are just not enjoyable at all, suicidal thoughts that intensify every day, little hope to recover.
Fuck. And even worse, I'm stuck living in fucking SOUTHERN EUROPE of all places, that is, I have to deal with a national 20% unemployment rate. I can't even get a job if I wanted to since I never bothered pursuing a career due to the NEET meme, and even if I did get one, it would pay me 700 yurobucks at most which would likely not be enough to start living on my own.
This is the harsh truth about NEETdom: fun and interesting early on, but then you suffer.
>falling for memes ever
you deserve this desu
posting from work btw :3
>>29293853
Jesus Christ. I didn't know anyone could possibly fall for the neet meme on r9k. People here are autistic and depressed. You thought you could find happiness and self satisfaction by emulating them?
>>29293892
I fell for the NEET meme before I started to post on /r9k/ regularly.
what is your biggest physical short coming?
>>29293828
I'm 5'3", Male, not Gay, and not a Trap.
my belly, i think.
I have a few: wristlet, ED, hunch back
I'm trying to write a short film to make with a friend and have several concepts that I've come up with. It needs to be as low-budget as possible, and we'll be shooting on an iPhone and a Samsung s6.
Which of these ideas is best?
--Man gains the memories of people that he meets, but only while he maintains eye contact. Could be a good guy that turns bad, or evil to good, or whatever.
--person X comes into town and has the ability to switch bodies with someone. He switches with person A, who watches in horror as X takes away all his friends and makes new ones, all while being more charming and charismatic than A. Eventually A comes to the realization that people enjoy X much more than himself, and must decide how to proceed in life.
--main character is extremely angry with an acquaintance and wishes that he would disappear. It comes true, but only in his mind. His friends can all see the supposedly-vanished person, but the main character is going to take a lot of convincing that's hes not just unseeing things. Could also have other wishes granted and spiral out of control mentally.
--protagonist is tired with his life and on the way home decides to keep driving rather than turn into his neighborhood. Eventually, after about 30 minutes of driving straight, he comes back to the same turn. Either he keeps going, stuck in a loop, or turns to go home, only to find that his home is very different than what he's used to and that many things in the neighborhood have changed. He then repeats the loop only to find that each time, he enters a lookalike neighborhood filled with entirely different personalities and events.
Pic unrelated
I'm just in the brainstorming and basic outlining stages now, so constructive criticism is more than welcome. I just need a little bit of input as to which idea to pursue.
Help me boys. I don't know who else to ask right now.
Plot A would be basically impossible on a low budget. Plot B seems the best bet of the four. By B I mean the body switch one.
>tfw you never went to prom
I'm literally tying the noose right now, faggots
You just skipped out on a night of you standing around in the corner eating snacks and waiting to go home.
>>29293786
>Got really fat
>Went to prom
>Told girl I'd really liked for about a year about how I felt
>Flat out rejected me
>See pictures on Facebook from the night
>Fat as fuck (130kg)
>Decide to lose weight while I'm at uni
>Now 76kg, just ate better, get mires and more female attention
>Girl I used to like is now fat as fuck, almost circle tier
>mfw when I see her in person next time
feels good man
>>29293824
Ex-fatbois are always such bitter losers.
Well what can I say I've been on this board for awhile and being as I've changed completely I don't fit in. I no longer believe in nihilism. I have a steady gf and have sex regularly, I am happy. I hope every last one of you find the happiness in your life. I don't being here anymore. I am a normie fag now. I will flock over to /b/.
I just want to say goodbye to the NEAT, Virgin, hysterically depressesd cesspool that is /r9k/ I'm going to miss you guys.
Congrats on making it. Take care, normie.
>>29293768
You dont have to go man. This idea that /r9k/ is this wasteland for virgin neets is from reddit invading 4chan a few years back. Not all of them fit that bill but many of these new ones your see posting here are. You can still be all that you are OP. /r9k/ is where people like us come to be with people like us, nobody else thinks or acts like us, thats why we have this board.You can be a well adjusted person on the outside, but also a robot in your own company. That's how I am and so are many other original members of this community are as well.
>>29293768
Good going escaping this hellhole anon kun
Smell my feet you NEET loser!
>>29293745
Why would I?
Originally original
Oh wow the feet meme [the ultimate beta flag, if you have a fetish for feet just kys little submissive fuck] honestly if a grill tired to get me to smell her feet, or submit to her i'd grab her by the neck slam her on a table and hate fuck her
I like getting my boyfriend to smell my armpits.
>Be 10
>Going to a friends place for a sleepover
>Play videogames all day
>Some other friend of his is taking all the spotlight and I cant get a word in and only get to play very little
>Night comes
>Decide to prank him
>Unleash a nasty lactose intolerance fueled eggfart on his sleeping face
>He wakes up really mad
>Fight with him
>Get sent home
It was just a prank amigo.
>Be about 13 I think
>Fapping
>Sister suddenly appears behind me and asks what the fuck I'm doing
>How does little anon reply to this deadly situation
>Not get rid of the hentai
>Not hide his weiner
>But use the wank hand to shush her
>She runs away
I writhe every time I think of it.
great thread and a bag of bicycles
>>29293738
That's bad ass, famalam.
Why the fuck do women ruin shit
I'm sure you've all seen the rabbit threads by now I was in them for a while until some fucking roasties started shitting the chats up
It felt good but now I have to see orbiters and annoying Tumblr typing girls
Now I'm lonely again
>>29293642
>I'm lonely
this is the real problem, not women.
I mean how can you possibly blame women for the fact that you want a woman?
Either get a woman and don't be lonely, or don't get a woman and don't be lonely, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>29293652
No I'm lonely again because the chat without women was good now they go in and ruin it so I don't wanna be there idiot can't your read ?
>>29293676
Slow down, try that again, use actual grammar this time.
You sound like you're out of breath and shaking.
apparently all you need to do is take a shower
>>29293638
hey, you go to /r/foreveralone too!
i guess this communities must have a huge overlap
>>29293638
>>29293643
le upboats for you guys, xD!!
edit: thanks for the leddit gold!!
edit 2: le tips le fedora
>get a haircut, shave
>have a shower
>sit down and watch anime all evening
Clearly there's more to it.
Yes, the curse of labor. So it is written in the Bible and its truth reechoes in the hearts of most men. The male is by nature lazy and unambitious. The industrious man is a truly feminine phenomenon. In male cultures men only work in order to live, but in nations where women domineer, men show ambition, zeal for labor, and they frequently work themselves to death firmly believing that they live in order to work. On account of the fact that ambition is a female characteristic, women are always going to be outraged at the sight of potential energies which are not transformed into kinetic energies. The mobile life is urban and female. Haste is not only unmanly, but as Ortega has demonstrated it, also the very negation of our immortality. The Middle Ages was a period without haste, it was male and timeless.
The true man is attracted by an adventurous life while woman stands for security, concerned for the safety of her home and her family. The desperate craving for safety is always the surest sign of the effemination of a culture or nation. The replacement of Trust in divine Providence by efficient insurance companies is always a danger signal which should not be ignored.
{sfa5574dss}
That old XIX and XX century socialism is already obsolete. In this day and age we can do something that works out better. Industrialization has come to a point where a portion of the population really doesn't need to work at all to have all their needs satisfied; with better social regulations on reproduction and the forming of families, the quality of life of those persons increase, and through further industrialization even less have to work for all to live comfortably. However, since we're still using some bullshit ancient form of capitalism, those people who don't need to work anymore need to prove themselves they're worthy of surviving, thus bullshit jobs that don't increase productiveness in society are made, redundant competence is promoted with the goal of making a group starve while the other one hoards all the resources, the service industry increases and has people punishing themselves doing a job that won't help anybody. In the end the goal of capitalism is to have everyone working to prove they are worthy of being fed, NEETs just fall through the gaps and take advantage of their family or social reforms by the new democratic socialist governments.
There's a vicious cycle in which a society with slave mentality creates people with slave mentality that supports such society. Extremely few people are actually happy with their lives, it's extremely rare to find someone who actually loves their job, the rest of them do theirs because they had no other way, but even then most of those still hope that one day their turn comes to be the ones with power and able to fuck over those in the positions themselves are in this moment. Some people just can't see a world in which people are actually happy doing the things they like, they feel offended by it, after all they have justified their whole lives through the slave system and achieving mediocrity is meaningful to them.
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>>29293618
Thisis some real stuff right here.
>>29293633
[INTELLECTUAL TIPPING INTENSIFIES]
