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>buy ramen noodles
>don't use their seasoning (I keep them and have thousands)
>experiment with all my spices and seasoning
>so many different combinations
>some of them were 10/10
>forget to write any of them down
Is this autism?
>he doesn't tip the seasoning packet straight into his mouth
At its heart it's just MSG.
>>29289937
>some everyday regular shit
>is this autism
your question is....
>>29289937
cook some ramen, drop peas in there, drop a scrambled egg, drain water, add flavor packet, add cheddar cheese, add tapatio hot sauce, add tuna, you will die of cardiac arrest but you will die cumming buckets
>been sicky recently
>wake up
>no one is in house
>call gramma repeatedly
>no answer
>worry incessantly for ten minutes
>called grampa
>says they're both at grocery store
>had told her i wanted spicy lentil soup again
>tfw she loves me
her only fault was raising my shitty mom
>>29289839
I do.
Now go away, please.
>>29289839
>grandma tells me to get a job
>mfw
i try to avoid her now
>>29289883
no
not until i get my soup
Reminder that you are a fucking normie if one of your hobbies isn't PROGRAMMING. That's right, if you aren't even interested in the idea of programming, you're not a robot.
Hell, robot and programming just goes together.
Also, programming is actually patrician hobby as:
>less normie infestation because muh hard to understand
>great way of killing time, a vital aspect of NEET life just like vidya
>makes you a better person in general and gives you insight on how things just work
>prepare you for future robot waifus
I mean, just imagine, in future when robot AI waifus are real and you are pretty good with programming and general tech stuff unlike Normies. That's a pretty great advantage, in my opinion.
To robros who are learning to code, or working on a project, how's it going ?
>inb4 go to /g/
>>29289836
Go to /g/, you fucking redditor.
Programming is something that requires effort.
Smells like you're the normie to me.
>>29289874
This. A robot is born to be comfy and hedonistic. Genuine work is the antithesis of robot life.
>Uncle Anon, my friend Molly says she has sex all the time. What's "sex" and can you get me some? I want to try it.
>>29289825
NO YOU FUCKING ROASTIE SLUT REEEEEE
Babies for breakfast. Babies for dinner.
>>29289991
Are you prepared to be her baby daddy's worst nightmare, anon?
List the things that contribute to making you a robot.
Me
>shit family life
>no social skills
>tend to sperg out
>weird looking face
>30 y/o virgin
>never had a GF
>live with parents
>nothing
>im a beautiful bald Ethiopian supermodel
>>29289861
Not a robot. You're a wizard.
>tfw no big booty Latina gf to sit on my face
just imagine that nice Latina asshole touching your nose
>>29289813
photoforants?.png
>>29289813
I want her to sit on my boner.
Don't fuck it or anything, just literally sit there watching tv with my peen in her vag
So it was a Muslim who shot up the gay bar huh.... I wonder who all the liberals will side with
>>29289774
He was gay as well, and he hated that about himself, so he went the full Rodger.
It apparently wasn't a religiously motivated attack.
>>29289803
I heard that he wanted to join Isis
>>29289774
Muslims are like innocent angels to liberals so they will probably side with them
>after midnight
>my mom and brother are loudly arguing over whether or not the terrorist attack in Orlando was a false flag
>>29289745
Which one thinks it was a false flag?
>>29289765
mom thinks it is
>>29290075
Your mom sounds based.
Foolproof way to learn a language:
>learn 300 most common words
>read newspapers in that language
>watch tv shows in that langauage
>begin picking up the finer nuances of sentence structure and grammar
works for every language
Find a flaw.
>>29289705
>Find a flaw.
The part where I'll get too lazy to keep up with it and give up after the first day.
>>29289705
>only 300
You'd best be fooling mate
Then, why can't I learn nihongo?
Washi wa nihongo skochi wakarimasu.
> mom found the buttsock
>>29289703
>younger brother smoked the semen cigarettes
> Dad found the tendie masher
>>29289703
>pjotr find smegma butter
17 and i left my phone open downstairs on accident and my mom looked through it. pretty sure she found my own nudes, including one of me wearing high heels from the one time last summer i crossdressed sheerly out of boredom. she wont speak to me now and im considering suicide at this point
go ahead no one cares
orig
>inb4 my own fault. im aware
>>29289659
Next time you see her ask where she buys her clothes from
>tfw if I'd been born earlier in history I'd be a king
Any other blackbots know this feel?
>>29289643
When are we going to stop this unfunny meme claiming ancient Egyptians were black. Pic related is some ancient Egyptian art.
>tfw i'd been born earlier in history i'd be a king
>>29289662
>literally everyone's black in that picture
What's your point?
Got a girl I'm talking to. Good friend, but she's depressed all to hell. Would it be insensitive to ask her to hang out, if only just because I don't want to see her do any stupid shit to herself?
>>29289628
Dude, don't fuck with depressed chicks. I'm saying this as a person with depression. Just don't.
>>29290065
I mean I'm depressed too and I understand where she's coming from. Not like I haven't played with this particular stick of dynamite before.
Pic related's the last chat we had. I genuinely want to help her feel better, but I also kinda want to make out with her so I feel like that might be conflicting.
I wouldn't be suprised OP if she's just trying to drag someone down with her.
ITT: the perfect body
pretty much pic related for me. not at all fat or overweight but some thickness, makes boobs and ass really huge but not too much
women should aim for this, this is ideal
>>29289546
Pic related for me. Though if I found a girl with the ideal personality I wouldn't give a shit what her body was like (as long as she wasn't morbidly obese)
Doubt I'll ever get to fuck a girl like this though
>>29289583
i know the phrase 'different strokes different folks' but this has to be bait, because that is fucking digusting
Can we have a moment of silence for a brother whose life was ruined by women?
Chad or not, this was made into a much bigger deal than its actual worth. And are only attacking him just for being a white guy.
>>29289542
They're attacking him because he raped a girl behind a dumpster.
>>29289542
it just blows my fucking mind how much this shit has been blown out of proportion, there was a shooting Orlando 50 killed and this is an equally as big news story
Holey fuck put things in perspective people
>>29289574
OK first of all he out his finger in her pussy you dumb cunt so stop dramatize in things
secondly, she did give consent but it is still sexual assault because she was DRUNK
