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>fall for the fit meme
>get ripped over 2 years
>girls barely notice
>get hit on by gay guys constantly
Just fuck my shit up sempai
>Lift for girls
>Get bros instead
>Everything better than expected
That's because you're a beta inside an alpha body. You should be working on that aswell
>start lifting
>girls notice, they seem to love it
>be retarded man who thinks more=better
>lift more, get jacked
>girls lose interest
>double down, go bear mode
>haven't talked to a girl in years
>fags hit on me constantly
th-thanks, /fit/
Is anyone here kind of glad that they're a KHV? I mean, what if you were bad at kissing or what if you had sex and you didn't know what to do? Honestly, I just feel like I'd rather live without it then be bad at it
>>29287185
>what if you were bad at kissing or what if you had sex and you didn't know what to do?
Who gives a shit? If it's your first time you should only care about getting your nut off
>>29287185
Whatever gets you through the day I guess
youre right
original
Dad's in a drunken rage again.
/r9k/ is my only escape tonight.
Anyone else got any "family problems"?
>left my room for 4 minutes today to clean my piss bottle in the kitchen sink
>dad came out of his bedroom and tried to have a conversation about the weather
>nodded and went back to my room
i swear to god i can't take this anxiety anymore
>tfw i am the "family problem"
why cant i be a normal functioning adult like my brother?
> used to have panic attacks as teenager
> mom would threaten to slap me if I didn't stop
> was desperate to impress her
> failed
> watched her die in front of me suddenly
> mad at her for only giving me bad memories
> now I'm a workaholic wage Cuck trying to impress someone who no longer exists
>Mom is a genius university professor
>Dad is dumb as fuck
>End up with average intelligence
>>29287175
intelligence isn't inherited, go back to school and study faggot
>mother was from a low income family where my grandfather and grandmother were just farmer's children with high school degrees
>she worked and became the first in her family to get a college degree and her master's
>father is similar story
>lived on the streets from the age of 15 because his dad kicked him out
>made it through high school and worked his ass off for the rest of his life because he knew what it was to be homeless
>makes good money working hard
>me
>given everything
>underachieving and unmotivated
>21, still living with parents and going to graduate 2-3 years late
Why did I do this to myself
>>29287445
oh but it is!
ORREJAANO
Soft girls are objectively the best. If you disagree you are a low test beta faggot
I agree op
I want a chubby gf with big tits, and a big booty, and a nice chubby belly i can put my head on.
Soft girls are the best.
Tfw no chubby soft nerdy weeb nympho girl to stay in and have sex with all the time when not watching shows or playing vidya
>>29287158
soft = fat
fat = unhealthy
fat = white trash
fat = poor
fat = lazy
fat = undignified
yeah, you should probably kill yourself.
>like fat girls
>have a small dick
What a conundrum life is.
Convo from last night with oneitis I haven't spoken to for two years. Please hold me, guys.
>>29287133
JUST BEE URSELF
a s w d a s 123
>>29287133
dont fall for that unless you are a masochist. all bullshit.
she knew she was your oneitis dude.
She's feeling down in the dumps and needs an ego boost.
Do you guys think tomorrow will be better?
Today's just been a terrible day.
What happened op?
Bloxhhj yr dfggnjg
>>29287110
Nothing out of the ordinary. I just could not sleep, I ate too much and feel fat, now I can't stop sweating, and I'm very nervous about an upcoming trip I have to take with my family because I'll have to go swimming shirtless on one of the days.
I just feel exhausted, a dull mental pain, and I can't stop sweating. I would shower but that means getting naked for the second time today (already showered this morning) and that really bums me out.
So nothing extraordinary. It's just been a tough day.
I know I know I'm a bitch.
>>29287152
>swimming shirtless
I know the pain you feel.
That's why I wear a swimming shirt thingee. Also keeps me warmer when swimming.
Is he a robot ?
(Keemstar)
>>29287054
No he isn't
(Keemstar)
>>29287054
He's pretty much the opposite of a robot.
>>29287054
>successful youtube
>chad face
>chad beard
>focused around drama
I'm going to go with "no".
Was this e3 a joke? It seemed like everything that you'd joke about happening happened
>Skyrim "remaster"
>Crash in Skylanders
>Watch Dogs 2 parodying Trump
>Kratos is a dad
>A game called fucking DETROIT
Not to mention the heavy emphasis on VR. What the fuck.
>>29287020
>skyrim remaster
day one
>>29287020
The only thing, the ONLY thing I was looking forward to was more info on ME: Andromeda. And we got about 15 seconds of gameplay.
Granted we did find out some shit, but pretty lackluster.
I agree with you though op, this year has been fucking pathetic save for about 4 games
>>29287020
>New Call of Doody actually looks really cool
What the fuck? Are we living in bizarro world?
Fembots, why doesn't your body look like this?
>>29286978
>take her to the carnival
>she's too short for all the good rides
femlets, not even ones
>>29286978
there are no such things as fembots, just roasties and robots that may or may not have vagoos but probably dont and thats eactly how things should be
but i dont wanna be fat
Why are you guys so mean? Why?
why does she always look so greasy, take a shower bitch
i miss mystery. all these underage attention whores like eliza are annoying, at least mystery was entertainingly disturbed
>>29286860
Maybe she's always drunk?
God damn it. I keep trying. I don't even understand. I'm an 8/10, why do women hate me so?
>>29286760
you post pics all the time here son and you're not , that cocked eye isn't fooling anyone
if you were a 8/10 you wouldn't have this problem
why are you even reaching for complements from dudes here anyways?
You look like a lesbian female
thom is that you
and yeah, i get it, anglo genes got me down too
>permanent bags under my eyes
JUST
Just give the lady her damn donations already!!! What's wrong with you people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS8OOHFYkAA
This is what the future holds for some of you neetkeks.
Maybe if Chris didn't give up on employment after one job he would have reformed himself by now.
this is so sad, i just want the old chris back.
is that really his mom? is this a meme? I can't tell.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sex_ratio
>The sex ratio for the entire world population is 101 males to 100 females.
>101 males to 100 females
>tfw you're the extra male
>>29286544
yeah, in fucking Trashkanistan
But /r9k/ told me that the top 1% of males fuck 99% of women, did /r9k/ lie?
If you were turned into a girl, would you fuck sexy chads or robots?
Remember most robots will supposedly reject you after you stop being a virgin.
>>29286441
>If you were turned into a girl
I want to be a cute housewife and mom like in my cartoons.
So I would marry the childhood friend option that's sweet, caring and dependable instead.
Screw Chad and robots. Like seriously.
>>29286583
This. I would pick a guy I would have been friends with as a guy anyway. Its uncomfortable to think about now but once your brain is being pumped full of estrogen it won't matter as much.
You would all jump on Chad dick so fast don't lie
