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>these two move into the house next to you
>"hey neighbor, wanna come over for a beer later?"
how would you react to this?
>>27030733
I don't drink alcohol you degenerates
calmly yet firmly explain to them that Israel is a terrorist state and that Bernie voted to extradite Assata Shakur from Cuba
"Yeah that'd be nice thanks, I actualy only drink cider but I'll bring one over if you don't have any"
>tfw pretty cute, likeable personality, moderately intelligent, good sense of humor, athletic, not poor, have my own car
>and yet still no gf
Why is it so fucking hard?
>>27030561
you look like a skeleton, gain some weight
just like girls dont like big ol fat dudes, they don't like gangly pale ass niggers either
>>27030561
I don't like short-haired guys.
GO BACK TO SOCCERINO
COMMENTO ORIGINALINO
How to be cool?
>>27030419
Forgot any notion about coolness and create your own rule.
Challenge everything and limit your fear.
>>27030536
That just makes you look like an autist though
You came to the wrong place to ask a question like that.
Video games no longer bring me any joy and only seem make me angry nowdays, often to the point where i end up breaking something. Most of the time its just my fist that ends up all bloody. Sometimes its the keyboard or mouse that gets rekt along with my pride. I have also punched three monitors and a television to pieces after being enraged by shitty video games.
What should i do? inb4 an hero.
>>27030223
Losing interest in once loved hobbies is a sign of depression. Get meds OP.
Should I learn guitar? I really want to make music but Im afraid it will be too hard. Will it?
>>27030251
you'll break that too, go for it
ITT: We're nice to each other.
You're allreally cool guys.
>>27030218
OP, this is a good thread. I hope you have a wonderful night.
>>27030218
Ok. Thanks. Here is a token of my appreciation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkZkOzsXwSw
I hope you all diein a pleasant way
>call (276) 2077705
>do your best Chewbacca impression
>call him a cucked faggot and hang up
This fag watches while his girl gets rammed by nigger dick.
Not your army
>>27030236
You a cuck too?
>>27030275
We're all cucks here.
Do you try to eat healthy? It's worth the time and effort, you know. At least try to eat some hot cereal for breakfast and something hearty for dinner.
Pic related, what I'm eating tonight
>>27030189
Healthy is a buzzword, there is no such thing as a food that is inherently bad for you; barring toxic foods of course
>>27030507
>there is no such thing as a food that is inherently bad for you
That's like saying there is no such thing as a bad lifestyle
>>27030571
That is incorrect, my statement is verifiably correct
This girl was in front of me today had to get a pic of her. Would you hit it?
Looks like two bowling balls in a bag, not really even a human ass shape.
Wouldn't fuck it, mainly because I only have a 6 inch dick and I don't think I could even get past those massive cheeks.
>>27029923
Seriously questioning whether that ass is legit or not. Generally if a girl has a fat ass, she has the thighs and legs to go with it, but on this girl, she goes from fat ass to chicken legs pretty quickly.
I'd hit it, but I'd still be disappointed if it was fake
>>27029923
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
I love it, so thick yes thick thick thick
What are some recommended jobs for robots? Preferably something with little to no human interaction.
Town drunk
>>27029804
I recommend this since it's the only enjoyable thing
>>27029763
Sysadmin
Who else here prefers the dubbed version of anime over the subbed versions?
Funimation dub dbz is goat
>>27029700
Funimation dubbing anything is goat. I loved the voices the got for Panty&Stocking and Is This A Zombie.
Im currently watching the original yugioh dubbed
>Anon, it's me, your guardian angel!
>I heard you've been having a hard time lately, but I'm here to help. I'm going to grant you one wishfor every gf you've ever had!
>>27029677
You must not have heard about my girlfriends.
>tfw no guardian angel gf
>tfw she will never descend to lift your spirits in hard times and offer kind words and comfort, but you just bend her over a table and rough fuck her, holding onto her wings
i had all the gfs in final fantasy 8 what now
>"Why don't you have a girlfriend, anon?"
Seriously, what is the intent behind this loaded question?
>>27029427
They are teasing you. They like to see you squirm.
To make you feel like shit. Normies are evil.
>>27029955
This.
They're trying to put you on the spot and embarrass you.
Femanons, how would you feel if tentacles sprouted through your window and raped you vigorously?
Manbot here
I would probably enjoy it. Unless they're barbed like cat penises or thorny plant tentacles
>>27028990
I would beg them to take me back to their tentacle pit so I can leave this shit life behind and just become a pleasure drugged reproductive organ.
Scared.
Origin anal
>Have a wife
>she caught me watching porn once
>told me it was cheating
>behind I her back I get urges and fire up porn
>cum and feel really bad
Please kill me now.
Get a chastity belt.
>>27028717
>Have a wife
Saw the problem immediately
>>27028717
>watched porn while married
Nice job numbnuts.
Why are you guys so obsessed about women? Are you all 14 with no real problems? Do you have no bills to pay? Do you not have work in the morning? Why is it that out of all the problems in the world, pleasing some roastie is what's important to you?
Because women have been, are, and always will be the source of all my problems in life.
I hate women. Women are evil. All they are good for is sex, and nothing else.
Also, I work a 9 to 5 job and pay bills. Thank goodness I work at a job with only 3 women, two of which are waaaay older than me and my co-workers, and the third is a massive cunt we all avoid like the plague.
>>27028571
im horny but no girls will sex me :(
>>27028571
>Do you have no bills to pay? Do you not have work in the morning?
Funny you should ask...
