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How do you fill that deep emptiness inside of you?
With lots and lots of semen.
>>26629342
Fucking dirty slut. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Being a wage cuck takes my mind off of things
Wow, are you fucking serious? Are you FUCKING serious??
>>26629256
what an empowered, self realized woman!
>>26629256
This seems a bit tongue in cheek to me.Or more like benis in vagoo :DDDD
all that sex and alcohol will catch up to her one day
In a few years actually
Actually you can already see it happening
If you could arbitrarily change one aspect of society what would it be?
>major league sports players would make 1000x less
>>26629227
non virgin girls are shunned and will not be allowed to be married by law
>>26629227
Really? You could change anything about humanity and you choose that? Cucking a bunch of meathead niggers out of a mansion and a few cars?
Ok then.
Pro wrestling would be more popular than football.
A typical episode of TNA Impact would get better ratings than a typical NFL episode.
Hey robots and fembots, I just shaved my pubes completely including my balls. Mistake or no?
>>26629181
You won't be having sex anytime soon so whats it matter?
>>26629181
nah senpai it feels good and makes your johnson look totally bigger. also you should stop asking virgins on the internet whether or not you made a mistake
Prepare for itching like nothing you've ever experienced before
This will be a bit of a rant so here goes. White Australian male talking here so here goes.
The stolen generation, basically years ago when Australia was young we kidnapped (our ancestors) and killed many aboriginal people and took them away from their families as a way of trying to breed them out. This was many many many years ago.
Anyway, modern day we have apologised time and time again for the stolen generation of the supposed first settlers on this country.
The bottom line is aboriginals are by far given the most opportunities out of any group in Australia to do good, and to achieve, and they have failed time and time again to do anything but remain a constant stain on this great nation and bring this country down.
Few points:
- given incredible financial and educational support (free education and massive unemployment and job seeking benefits compared to non-aboriginals; this is the most abused system where white aboriginals with an aboriginal ancestor years ago can claim these same benefits and walk through life.
- they abuse these benefits and free government handouts to sit on their ass and do nothing but drink, do drugs, smoke, fight then finally cry stolen generation.
- worst health standard and IQ levels of any group in Australia
What else can this nation do about these aboriginals who abuse what we offer to hell them end their situation, contribute nothing to society and just waste away and ruin our societies?
I'm currently a 20 year old white male who lives paycheck to paycheck and cant even afford to run my car every week while these aboriginals piss up their free money and benefits that I work 40 hours a week to help pay for while they blow it all on alcohol, drugs and cigarettes.
I WANT SOMETHING TO BE DONE.
Need another modern-day cleansing and wipe them all out or what? Fuck
End rant.
So what are your thoughts on australian english having fewer words compared to other forms literally because your ancestors were a bunch of drunken idiots that could not teach their children the proper way to speak
>>26692236
I would say gtfo our human development index is still the best in the world second only to Norway and switzerland
abos are pretty harmless and they'll be bred out before long. sand nigger immigrants are way worse
How can anyone cook for themselves multiple days in a row? It's tiring and managing all the different ingredients is too difficult.
>>26629167
just get better at it and it becomes second nature, you'll be cooking goodass meals without even thinking about it
>he doesn't make enough food for the next couple days when he cooks
For dinner
>make one meal on sunday, have left overs for Monday and Tuesday
>make another meal on Wednesay, have left overs for Thursday and Friday
>take out Saturday
For every other meal I just do quick stuff (deenz on toast for example)
>tfw my college roommate is in a wheelchair and he asks me to do awkward things
Would I be a douche to request a new room?
What kinda awkward things?
You should be nice to him
Just jerk him off every once and a while. It's not that weird of a request.
take his wheel chair from him when he's sleeping and tell him he can't have it back until he sucks you off
Planted some tomato plants today
Made some good meatballs
What good things have you done today robots?
walked to the gas station to get some smokes
picked up some H
feeling good
gotta walk everyday to help my leg recover from the accident
>>26629026
What happened to your leg?
>>26629064
somebody drugged me, and I wound up jumping in front of a car on a highway
ITT: lies women say
>All you need is confidence!
>You're a great guy anon. Someday you'll make someone very happy
>My new boyfriend is perfect. He's just like you!
>Anon, you're smart and cute. If you had some confidence, even I would date you
>I can't go out today. I'm free tomorrow
>I'm just not ready for a relationship right now
>>26628961
>You can trust me.
>Nothing happened.
>I love you.
ITT: lies OP says
>I'm a nice guy!
>I'd be perfect for any girl and treat her well!
>I take care of myself and my hygiene!
>I'm not fat!
>>26629327
why so toastie roastie? my mommy says i'm nice
Has anyone tried this?
I'm creating one but it won't solidify as much as it should. It sorta sticks to the glass and feels like it'll break apart if i try and take it out.
I tried it a couple times five or six years ago
the best I ever got it to was a really cracked and brittle kind of silicone-type jelly. never stuck my dick in it
>>26628958
Post the sponge version
It's a fucking meme.
The only good one is the 2 sponges in a cup one and a paper towel roll with a glove(with some lotion if you got a thick dick)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr94DmuzsLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdPfhopH5w&index=14&list=LL_iH8eX3Gfaw4Toj5XLQ5kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYKrIOrU0RQ
>>26629251
wew lad
gaysausageblox
Can't we all just get along?
The Roasties stop toasting and the Robots stop reeeing.
The war ends now :^)
>>26691193
Because I'm ugly and the girls here are not just ugly they are also mentally broken.
because the ratio is 100:1
>>26691214
>implying you're not mentally broken
excuse me normie?
>tfw no girl to be her cunnilingus slave
how can I get a girl to let me be her pussyslave?
I'm not ugly or fat or deformed in any way
I just want to serve an average girl's pussy and ass
help me
I'd even cook for her (which I'm good at), clean her house, do the dishes, chores, etc, anything
help
Separate the whole "pussyslave" thing from your real-life projections, it's fine to jack off too but it gives broads the willies.
>>26628913
If you're in a major city I'll get an apartment there and you can be my pussyslave
man that's just one door down from being /cucked/
>talk to qt on okcupid for a few weeks
>wow she likes me
>make a date
>it's tonight
I am so worried it's unbelievable. She doesn't know that I am a virgin and I'm pretty shy in social settings. We are seeing Deadpool tonight.
What the fuck do I do? Do I kiss her? Are you actually going to fuck? I'm having a panic attack over here
>>26628899
>movie date
>sitting awkwardly in the dark with a stranger
You fucked up.
But it doesn't matter, worst that can happen is you stay a virgin and you have to talk to another cumdumpster.
Just be yourself anon
help me... O R I G I N A L C O M M E NT T RE E E E E E E E E E E EE E E E E E E
>>26628899
you can start by not asking /r9k/ you idiot
just fucking watch the movie, laugh where you're supposed to laugh, do i have to tell you how to watch a movie?
Growers, how big is your flaccid penis?
2.5"
unoriginal comment. where's my other stubby grower at
like 1~2 inches, kinda convenient desu
4-4.5", depends on the weather
