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Is this the beta cuck of the decade?
r9k memes suck
this board has been a cesspool since 2012.
niggas dont know about board culture.
Think he snuck in a quick clit rub or something when she wasn't paying attention?
>>26704894
YOU SHAVE HER PUSSY
CHAD CREAMS IN HER PUSSY
Which shark is your favorite, /r9k/?Mr. Wonderfulfor me
>>26631998
Kevin is the boss man :)
>>26631998
they are literally all the same.
Cuban of course.
>Ricardo Lopez (now infamously known as the "Bjork stalker") was a pest control officer who lived in Hollywood, Florida. He rose to notoriety in late 1996 after creating an acid dispensing device disguised as a promotional package and mailing it to the London residence of Icelandic singer Bjork, with whom Lopez had an unhealthy obsession.
>On the 12th of September, 1996, after mailing the deadly device, Lopez shot himself in the head while listening to Bjork's cover of the 1941 love song "I Remember You"; Lopez had recorded roughly 20 hours of video diary footage from January 14th, 1996 (his 21st birthday) up until (and including) his suicide, documenting his reasoning behind the attack (namely because, on account of his extremely racist views, he detested the fact that Bjork had, at the time, dated two men of colour, fellow musicians Tricky and Goldie), the process of creating the device and giving insight into his life and mind in general. In addition, he also kept a physical diary, which, by the time of his death, had surpassed 800 pages and which can be seen frequently throughout his recordings.
>The package was ultimately intercepted and detonated without incident by the London Metropolitan Police, having been tipped-off by American authorities, who had been called to Lopez's apartment on the 16th of September, after a maintenance worker noticed a lingering foul odour and blood dripping from the ceiling; upon entering the apartment, police discovered (along with Lopez's tapes, diary and decomposing body) a message written on the wall in black paint, reading "THE 8MM TAPES ARE A DOCUMENTATION OF A CRIME. TERRORIST MATERIAL. THEY ARE FOR THE F.B.I."
Do you think he would have done what he did if /r9k/ had existed back then?
>>26631982
Jesus now that's a way to go out
>>26631982
Beautiful.
Why cant people be this creative nowadays. Everything is so bland and rehashed.
>>26631982
You people are not of his ilk, no matter how much you wish and disguise yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwXLNK6gOo
Would you go to the beach with your mom?
>>26631978
i'd go with yours
i already do... problem?
I've actually never been to the beach
>"Hey little bro, sorry I didn't see you there. Hope you don't mind me changing in your room, my room was just painted and I need to let it dry."
Wat do /r9k/?
>changing in a doggy style positon
Grab my gun
tickle his ballsack
>PE PE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO "FREG"
WHAT THE FUCK HIRO? IT WAS A PRETTY COOL MOVE TO FILTER OUT KEK AND SENPAI BUT FREG? WHY?
TESTING IF I'M JUST LOOSING MY MIND HERE:
FREG
FREG
FREG
FREG
FREG
F R E G
R
E
G
>>26703253
rare freg
nice b8 btw
What the pepe are you talkingabout?
I love rare pepes
Is there anything more normie than driving your own car?
>>26631862
This reminds me of why I love ticketing bicyclers so much.
>"But I wasn't impeding traffic officer..."
Will they ever learn?
Where'd you guys get your bikes? I bought a shitty road bike off cl years ago, but that thing is long gone and was shit going up hills anyway. I want a sexy road bike with those delicious drop handlebars. I seriously don't want to spend more than 100 dollars, probably doesn't leave me many options.
>>26631862
>slow your role
top fucking kek
Who angry here? I just want to kill them all and everything they love.
Honestly just dont fuck over youself with your anger. I smashed a door in at work a year ago and got fired. It's depressing but in a way it was great to just feel the emptyness it resulted in. It made me funnel my angryness into motivation and now I'm moving to denmark (from sweden) solo to find work and restart my life, which is crazy but exiting!
If you're able leash out your anger somewhere when it doesnt hurt yourself or people you actually care about, you should
>getting angry
>not getting even
>>26631836
sauce for anime, senpai?
Ok guys I hit internet gold several times already, and I'm gonna share my easy few-step program to get your personal (probably mentally instable) internet GF.
>go to omegle
>interests: anime, manga
>start chatting with people
>never ask "f or m" at the beginning, just talk as you would normally!
>30-40% of the time its a girl
>16-20 years old mostly
>add her on kik, skype or whatever
>build a relationship with her, bond, play games together, do whatever
>be smooth
>from here its easy, at some point she'll get flirty and send you nudes and/or camwhore for you
Seriously guys, put some time into it, I've done this a couple of times now and it always works. Its mostly 6/10 chicks craving attention, but whatever.
Also share your stories how you pick up girls and turn them into your personal camwhores.
I don't talk to anyone because I'm autistic.
>>26702517
>she doesn't fuck niggers
The doujins I've read tell a different story
>>26702591
Kik man. Not even kik?
how are you guys? let's talk
>>26702374
Pretty emotionless and tired
>>26702495
Same anon, what's tiring you?
>>26702374
I'm becoming more and more sad because i've emptied my beer supplies.
how robot are you, anon?
>>26631797
Im a cyborg but that doesnt help
>>26631797
if you actually do this gay ass shit then you're automatically not a robot. these things are the buzzfeed quizzes of /r9k/
>>26631797
48
not a degenerate weeb
still fap to western hentai though
Why do women make me want to punch them harder every day
no evidence doesnt mean it didnt happen. sorry if that's upsetting to you
Because you're a weak little nothing of a man?
>>26631697
because you don't get pussy?
i mean fucking duh
Why aren't you sucking a tranny's dick right now?
I'm not sure if I'd like to and most tranny's are ugly anyways.
>>26631571
Trannies only look good on photos where you can control contrast and angles. You would feel disgusted if you'd meet one in real life.
>>26631571
cuz im not gay senpai
Anyone else here genuinely depressed because they don't have a big dick?
I'm a manlet, as well, but I don't really give a shit about that. My penis makes me feel so inadequate. I'm about 6.75" with only 5" girth. I'd love to be 7.5 x 6 or 8x6(not memeing). I just feel like it would give me so much more confidence. I'd even settle for just an increase in girth. Mine looks so fucking skinny.
Your penis is an adequte size that no woman would laugh at.
You shouldn't worry about it at all. No girl is gonna pull down your pants then laugh at you.
Work on getting the girl to pull down your pants, because thats the hard part when you're a manlet
>>26701624
>I'm a manlet, as well, but I don't really give a shit about that. My penis makes me feel so inadequate.
I'm the exact opposite. I hate being stuck in a child's body. My penis is slightly above average and I'm fine with that. Bigger D would be cool but hey, not like I but it in baginas anyway.
Same dude, except mine is 5 by 4.5. It just looks so small and skinny.
I would still be the same person with a big dick but atleast I could be content with having it.
>finally get a gf after being a khv for 21 years
>been dating her for eight months
>get in argument with her last night because she wanted to go to a party that i didnt want her to go to
>tell her it would be fine if i could go with her
>she says she doesnt want me to go with her because i dont know her friends and she hasnt told them about me yet
>tell her if she insists on going alone then i dont want her drink
>gets mad and says i dont trust her even though we've been together for eight months
>says if i dont think i can trust her then maybe the relationship shouldnt continue
>tell her to just go and do whatever she wants so we can stop arguing and dont break up
>text her regularly throughout the night to make sure nothing is up
>she stops responding at about 1:00 am after her texts become progressively more unintelligible from her being drunk
>wake up the next morning with a bunch of texts from her apologizing profusely that she stopped responding and saying that she passed out at one of her girl friend's houses who drove her home and i happen to know
>have work day, so i couldnt see her until after work
>at work, a coworker of mine talks about a party he went to last night
>turns out it was the same party as my gf
>ive never talked to him about her so he didnt know which girl at the party was my gf
>shows me pictures he took at the party and one of them is my gf sitting on a black guy's lap and kissing him
>coworker tells me she went home with the black guy
>confront gf and she adamantly denies it until i tell her i saw pictures
>she says she was drunk and she wasnt in the right mindset to make rational decisions
>begs me not to break up with her
>i havent responded to any of her texts in a 2 days and acted like i wasnt home when she knocked on my door
i dont know what to do. i love her and i dont want to go back to being alone. i even did all the paperwork to adopt her son, i cant do this to him. and if we do break up then ill owe her child support.
>>26631544
>getting in a relationship with a 20year old with a kid
>adopting said kid
What the fuck made that sound like a good idea, at all.
Cool as a cucumber fool as a cuckmember
>i even did all the paperwork to adopt her son, i cant do this to him. and if we do break up then ill owe her child support.
was believable until here. no one would take on the responsibility of adopting another person's kid after only knowing them for 8 months. nice bait though
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