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Can we have a grapefruit thread?
I feel like this fruit is really under appreciated.
who /deenz/ here??
What about them do you want to talk about?
>>26632883
Just post pictures, discuss methods of consumption, debate types, etc.
Why do you guys even want a gf?
Half of you seem to view them as nothing but worthless whory sluts anyway.
People here think pussy will solve their problems and steady pussy will make them happy.
>>26632710
It's the other half who want them.
>>26632742
>Only want the sex part
So, sluts?
>Post op vaginas
That looks terrifying. Is it infected?
>>26632649
Oh god, it looks like frozen strawberry pudding cut in half
Looks like the cross-section of a steak.
How tall are you robots and fembots?
4'9"
Short life suffering.
>>26708090
5'8"
>>26708155
Post a pic Frodo
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THREADS ABOUT HEIGHT?
Anyway I'm 6 feet maybe 6'1".
>that feel when no manpussy bf
ls that shooped?
>>26632851
it's probably a ftm tranny.
You are now aware that women have it easier, even when they don't want to be women
He'll eat it
all you cucks need to do is move to japan and you'll achieve instant chad status
Why haven't you done it yet?
Because I've seen enough youtube videos to know Japan is a literal shithole, where you can get a closet sized apartment for more than a 3 bedroom in America. The women are prudes so much to the point where the men have literally stopped trying to fuck them.
They hate themselves and if all japs had the chance to live in America...they'd leave immediately.
>>26632633
>all you cucks need to do is move to japan and you'll achieve instant chad status
no I won't. I'm fat and unemployed, in addition to being timid and afraid of people in general. Not even some gyaru turboslut with white fever would want me, as much as I might want that.
>implying neets will be able to survive in expensive country with a fucked up working culture
Who else loves always sunny in philadelphia here?
Charlie>Dennis>Dee>Mac>Frank
>>26707725
Dennis > Mac > Charlie > Frank > Dee
>>26707725
>>26707760
>Placing Frank this low
>>26707725
Dennis>Charlie>Frank>Dee>Mac
what the fuck do you WANT FROM ME.
You're so perfect for me just fucking respond to my messages and talk to me I miss you
>>26632425
sounds like she doesnt want anything from you lol
>>26632443
accept attention
>>26632425
Sorry, I was brushing my teeth.
Who else /drunk/ in here?
>Drinking some IPA and Budweiser.
>About to play some TF2.
>>26632333
I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse
poorfag here
why do you think they call it edge?
FUCK IPA IT'S SHIT
IF YOU DRINK INDIAN PALE ALES UNIRONICALLY I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND DIE SERIOUSLY
FUCK IPAAAAAAAAAAAAAASASSSSSSSssssss
![Well+this+is+the+minimum+you+can+expect+from+a+_bc37e4ccbcfb73ad9b0961f2421c9f48[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qE56Ss1.jpg "Well+this+is+the+minimum+you+can+expect+from+a+ bc37e4ccbcfb73ad9b0961f2421c9f48[1]")
Share your story.
Rules:
>You must reply to at least one post.
>No Normies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (unless you have GOOD advice - NO "jus b urself). Virgins ONLY!
>Older (25 and up) virgins preferred in this thread.
>First poster gets a reply from OP.
Do you have to actually have to want to lose your virginity to post? Because I'm 20 and I'm kissless, handholdless, hugless, virgin, don't particularly mind it either. All these horror stories from r9k and the rest of the internet have scared me off females entirely. Don't even feel bad about it either. I hope everyone else gets a qt gf though. Good luck, friends!
That's a really good show.
How do I prevent becoming a 25 year old virgin.
If I continue my life like this I will still be a virgin in 5 years
Can we have a childhood autism thread?
>Go to friends party
>About 12 years old
> meet friends gramma
> In living room with adults
> friends upstairs
> asbergers.exe initiate
> kiss grandma's hand ie Camelot
> friends upstairs hear
> defend myself by saying it was gentlemanly
> say I got gentleman points for it
> gentleman points
>>26632158
>be in 2nd grade
>randomly shout out "it's snowing!!" in the middle of May when it's 70 degrees outside just to fuck with the entire class
>>26632194
I did this too
Not autistic
>grade 2
>sitting next to girl in class
>pick up scissors and cut her hair randomly
>she starts crying
>teacher goes mental
>I just sit there with a blank face
think I had to sit in the principals office for the rest of the day
So I was watching a porn stream yesterday and there was this person spouting SJ bullshit. I decided to talk to them just for shits and giggles and they turn out to be a chick. I play along with her SJ insanity and even pretend to be "POC" by saying my parents immigrated from Mexiland.
>mfw I get her skype a little later, and like hour an a half further she's okay with getting naked on cam. Pic related
Are all SJWs this slutty? I mean, she was a butterface with hipster glasses, but she dropped her clothes after not that much convincing.
>>26706144
>Are all SJWs this slutty?
One of the most famous is Zoe Quinn, who rise to fame was fucking five people in less than half a year.
You tell me.
>>26706144
yeah mostly, do you meet people like this often?
>>26706311
Sorta, yeah
FUCK. Why do I always reveal my power level? Is there anything I can say at this point that would change her opinion of me, which is probably incredibly low after that last text?
I've been on two dates with this girl, and I thought they went really well. We really clicked and she said she definitely wanted to see me again. But her texts make it seem like she is not interested. Should I just back off, not say anything more, and wait for her to make the next move, if she hasn't already decided to drop me?
>>26705794
She just lost interest m8. I don't see anything about "revealing your power level" in there. It happens. Stop talking to her and move on.
Also, you've been on two dates, but have you kissed her yet? If you haven't, you moved to slow.
Some people don't grasp that they should text as if they're speaking, using punctuation and emojis to emphasise and emotify points and feelings.
She may be this type of person, as most of us can be if we're sneak texting in class.
Text her later on in the day and see if she brightens up a bit. If not, move on.
Also, you only really fucked up with the "K", you shouldn't assume the worst so quickly and out her on the defensive.
>>26705794
you:
>over-discloses information she doesn't care about
her:
>short response
you:
>needy question
her:
>short response
you:
>upset teenage girl being short tempered response
her:
>reasonably explains why she isn't responding much
you:
>responds desperately
Can you robots please give me a rundown on modest girls?
I know this girl who is a goody two shoes, doesn't swear and studies all the time. I'm very much interested in her. Problem is however that she has a good deal of male friends.
Also, do you think she's hunting for a Chad and wouldn't settle for someone like me? I'm a 19 yo KHV and am pretty handsome and well-liked among my peers, but autism stands in my way.
>>26632065
Is she attractive? If so, she is already getting asked out weekly by everyone from her chad friends to random negros at the gas station.
>>26632155
She's pretty cute to me but realistically there are many other much better looking girls and my university is full of Chads and Staceys.
Objectively I'd give her a 5-6. She is being pined after by a lot of other guys, but none of them I'd consider Chads.
>>26632065
"good girls" are the girls aging chads end up marrying.
Think about it, good women are rare and thus carry a premium price point in the dating market, only successful males can afford them.
>tfw you'll never bang an elf
AoW3 since its updates is a really good game
just a few more weeks and you can virtually bang anyone or thing you want
>>26632075
I mean, its not real... What do you do? Jack off as the character bounces?
