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>"It ain't gonna eat itself, anon"
What do you do?
>>26682245
>What do you do?
cry and apologize
Why is it so brown, miss?
Ask her how she got into my basement
>tfw you'll never be the girl in the picture ;_;
>>26627256
>tfw you'll never be a girl
;_;
>>26627256
>>26627399
iktf.
>tfw you'll never have a qt gf that fucks your dog
>>26627256
I've had more than one girl tell me that guys would be shocked to know how many women fuck their dogs.
Go to a dog park. Notice that the vast majority of women, especially the frumpier ones, have large male dogs. It does make you wonder.
this is how big the average Chad is, compared to the average Robot. how do you feel?
So is a small dick required for this bait to work?
I am really looking forward to some angry replies :^)
>not a virgin, browse /r9k/ anyways
>post big dick threads often>post conflicting viewpoints, such as "big dicks are just a meme" and "all women want big dicks"
>shitstorm ensues
>tfw 7x5.5 and have been called "small"
>tfw have put on a cock sleeve to make me 9x6" and have gotten nothing but positive results
reminder if your dick isn't 8 inches, women are only pretending to be interested.
>>26680477
Oh much of a big Chad and Robot cocks are for comparison?
>muh master white race!
>>26627204
This sums up whites pretty well.
fuck off you cocksucking nigger
white men are the only somewhat civilized humans on this planet
everyone else is a piece of shit subhuman
Are you doing his for free?
Do you think it's possible we're living in a computer simulation? I've been studying this lately and it's more plausible than I initially thought.
yes
originaru commento desu ne
>>26627193
Very possibly, but it really does not matter.
What evidence do you have?
Who /tinydick/ here?
4 inches reporting in.
>you can work out to get in shape
>you can get a better job to get more money
>you can get cosmetic surgery to fix just about any physical flaw you might have
>there's literally no way to fix a tiny dick.
And if you're 5 inches or bigger you have no excuse to be beta and don't belong on /r9k/
>>26627167
*sigh*
Man, you put too much of your sense of self worth in your cock. I have a small cock, 4 inches, I'm chubby, but not fat, short (5'5") and I gotta tell you I have had some crazy times sexually.
But I pissed away my teens and 20s being pissed off and shitty and spent way too much time not liking myself. I got over it, and there is no magic formula I can tell you, but I fucking love myself and my body now. Since I got my shit together I have been able to have relationships, casual sex, all kinds of kinky shit.
I wish I could help you. I have some stories though that I have shared before:
>incoming
>tfw 6.5 x 5.5
Life is SUFFERING DESUUU
>>26627794
There was one chick who changed my life. I'd had sex with only three different women when I met her. My first time was with someone I never saw again, the 2nd only lasted a month or more, and the 3rd three years. They were all polite except the last one who tried to use it against me emotionally as we were breaking up. Not really going into that one.
She was younger, black, cute and at first I though she was a white girl on the phone. She sounded like one and had a white girls name. We'll call her J. She worked with me, but in another office, and I had to visit from time to time (I was in IT). She was sweet and cute and was ALWAYS very nice. She pursued me but I was incredibly shy, of course, but she didn't give up. She asked me out maybe 3 times before I said yes, because I was retarded.
So we ended up dating. The first time we had sex I was a goddamn mess and she was a sweet as she could be. I never thought I'd see her after that. Still she wanted to go out. We had sex a few more times and she started helping me see what I was doing wrong.
From that point on she taught me how to fuck. She did more for me than any other person in my life really.
to be cont.
r9k omegle is back. comin' at u bot-less from the underground!
tags: omegler9k, r9komegle, r9k
Are the bots gone? Is it free to use now?
Last time I tried to connect with other robots on omegle it was all bots and shitposters clogging up the lines. Most of them disconnected immediately as soon as they saw my ugly mug. Buncha fucks looking for a qt online gf probably.
>>26680423
Bots are gone. Autism isn't.
only fine ass women there
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>tfw you will never be a police officer and get revenge on the normies
How do I become one? I would just pull over Chads and Stacies in their new cars, on their way home from their middle management jobs and give them endless citations
>how do I become a cop?
The chances are they don't accept obvious dumbasses.
>>26627199
>The chances are they don't accept obvious dumbasses.
>>26627199
>The chances are they don't accept obvious dumbasses.
>THE CHANCES ARE THEY DON'T ACCEPT OBVIOUS DUMBASSES
You need to talk to someone? Let it all out in this thread. I'll try my best to respond and talk to all of you.
>>26627017
yes i need someone to talk t.b.h
nice data mining thread btw
>>26627017
I appreciate your effort but nothing is going to change in reality even if we'll have a nice conversation.
>>26627087
Nothing's going to change but at least you'll feel somewhat less worse for a few seconds.at least I hope so.
You guys are my only friends.
>"4chan is the darkest, most depraved place on the internet!"
>>26627008
Both of these websites piss me off. However, I think people on reddit on more disgusting than 4chan just because they lack self awareness. It's kind of really sad.
does reddit sit around talking about 4chan?
i feel like its sad we sit around talking about reddit
>>26627112
>They lack self awareness
I feel that's an attribute of not only r9k but 4chan in general.
Are whites currently the most beta race?
yes
originally communications
>loving your grandchild
>beta
I don't see it, I mean all that /pol/ proposed white extinction shit ultimately has nothing to do with me personally, so I see absolutely no reason not to have mixed race children if that's who I decide I want to marry/love.
Black people are cool with me
Anybody notice how the anti white bait threads all come in batches?
Fembot here
I'm looking for an internet bf who will actually love me. It doesn't matter who you are, how old you are or what you look like. You just have to be somewhat intelligent and must have similar interests
>19
>khv
>5/10 completely plain, average
>enjoy vidya, anime, and cooking
>depressed, social anxiety
Please reply if you're interested
>>26678394
>internet bf
Fuck your shit
Where you from bae
>>26678394
Take me , take me!!
>internet gf
Nope, had that before
It's awful and they can do anything behind your back
Femanon feels:
>tfw your emotional BF gets jealous of your sexual bf and starts acting like really fucking rude but your to beta to leave him
ttoo easy
>>26626767
Your post number has only 2s, 6s and 7s in it
>when your emotional BF gets jealous of your sexual bf and starts acting like really fucking rude but they're the same person and he has multiple personality disorder
>Mentally ill people will never realize that their suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and/or depression are not caused by them.
It's literally problems with the synapses in your brain. It literally is all about molecules and chemical reactions. You're not actually a dark person, your synapses are just not connecting right.
That doesn't make me feel any better though. It just makes me feel more helpless and fucked up.
>>26626604
>I've never suffered anything rough in life
>it's been an easy life and I still live like a child who hasn't suffered any form of mental illness
>therefore it must not exist
This is what you basically are saying, this is the same shit I used to say in grade 1 and I didn't care about anything, just let that sink in you autistic moron
>>26626604
I think most mentally ill people adhere to the belief that there's something physiologically wrong with their brains.
I still think they're fucked up because they're not trying deal with their issues and it results in psychological problems
>tfw girls in my country are ugly ;-;
>>26626579
who is that cummy mummy semen demon?
>>26626579
Somik?
Does she actually have a dick? I heard she shooped pics of ber bfs dick onto her to generate attention or something
Hey good head is good head. You can always cut a hole in a bag.
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