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This picture legitimately breaks my heart. A woman shares an intimate moment with her lover who she TRUSTS and he completely humiliates her. What did she ever do to anyone? Why does this keep coming up in YLYL threads? Why is it funny? It's fucking TRAGIC and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
FUCK MEN.
I know that feel fellow femanon
>>26678029
You're trying too hard man, you have to be more subtle.
>dates and fucks chad that has girls lined up
>gets mad when she's just another badge on his belt
>start up computer
>you see this
What do you do next?
>>26626320
Reload Operation System, that is Ransomware.
>>26626320
Restore from back up.
>>26626320
delete virus
>tfw 27
>tfw missed out on adventures in undiscovered ancient cities
>tfw missed out on being a talented young apprentice of an archaic master fighter and learning the deadliest strikes
>tfw missed out on friendship based on going through hell together
>tfw missed out on fights to the death with ancient warriors while young
>tfw missed out on adrenaline-based eternal young love with a teen qt because you'll always remember your most exciting adventure together so you'll always be her Chad
Why live...
Write a book about it
You can always go to war. And, you'll definitely have friendships based on the shitty times you'll have. But, you have to chose adventure, not mediocrity.
That being said, a famous quote goes "Adventure is simply someone else having a shitty time someplace far away."
>>26626255
I know that feel,pretty much just holding on the autistic wish that I'd conveniently get offered to go to some fantasy based place where I can live out these dreams with relative ease.
Why go on living if loneliness is inescapable?
Because it isn't
>>26626236
there are other things you can enjoy while being alone
find what makes you happy and do it until you die, even if the only thing that makes you happy is frowned upon.
>>26626361
Hey thanks!
I'm gonna go out and masturbate in the bushes at a playground right now!
>Anyone else just can't relate with girls? I can communicate fine with other dudes. But as soon as I think about trying to talk to a girl I'm attracted too or not. My mind goes blank and I don't know what to say. I'm also a virgin and moderately socially awkward.
>>26626206
maybe you just haven't met girls with the same interests
But who are you quoting?
the trick is just to keep asking them questions, and actively listen
you have to force yourself to take an interest in what they are saying. crack a joke or two where appropriate. it just takes practice, but the most important thing is to LISTEN and ASK QUESTIONS
INTJ master race thread.
INTPs also allowed. Everybody else is subhuman tier
And of you're a fucking Extrovert I reccomend you get the fuck out of this board
>>26675791
INTJ are actually a very caring type that only appears evil because of how autistic they are.
INTPs, ENTJs, ENTPs, ESTJs even some INFJs and many other types are less loving than INTJs.
>>26675791
INTP here. However, these test are mostly bullshit and pretty useless.
>>26675791
99.9% of people who get INTJ on the test aren't INTJs because how of how bad the test is.
INTJs are usually pretty successful you know?
>that edgy kid who had a philosophical/ historical quote for almost every fucking situation
>>26626147
>that kid that liked videogames
top kek
>that kid who didnt take his senior yearbook photo
Literally me
>that kid who dressed and acted like a stoner every day despite never even touching weed beforethat kid was me
Seems like in our society it's taboo to say that being a woman is living life on easy mode. Why?
The same exact reason why lying and spreading misinformation is taboo.
Same reason it's taboo to say blacks have it easier. It would destroy their power structure
>>26626155
seems like you got lost roastie. let me guide you back to /cgl/
Would you date it?
>>26626102
I may be a fagtard loser, but even I know to avoid single mothers like the plague
>>26626102
What about widows though ? Not all single mothers are Stacey-tier
I'm not gonna take care of tyroniquon's baby
>tfw I pose as a girl online so I can buy used women's clothing off teens on Depop and later masturbate while sniffing them
am I beyond being saved? pic related, the girl whose bikini I most recently bought
Bought any panties/thongs?
>>26625973
can you post more of her anon?
>girlfriend has a pretty cute roommate
>every once in awhile I manage to nab her panties
>bust up in them then return them
Used to do this with my girlfriend's sisters bras and panties all the time, it's pretty normal b
Fembot here. My ideal bf is:
>somewhat qt or at least not painful to look at
>5'5 and over
>18-29
>likes vidya and anime
>robot
>extremely shy
>really nice
>likes cuddling
>funny or at least can make me laugh sometimes
Do any of you meet my standards?
>>26673824
fuck off you dirty, disgusting roastie
>>26673824
I'm 30 and not shy but the rest fits
But I bet this is bait or you're fucking ugly
>>26673824
He won't make you laugh if he's extremely shy
Fuck off normie
>tfw 22 years old
>tfw your handwriting looks the same as when you were in kindergarten.
>>26625877
we're in the paperless age my friend, you can actually get away with shitty handwriting for the most part now. at least you weren't born in the 20s or something.
>mfw my handwriting is actually worse than that
it's legitimately illegible to most people
>>26625877
>not practicing your handwriting
>talking to 2 girls
>telling me how handsome I am
>mirin my back cause im /fit/
>"Oh anon, if you were taller, you would be perfect"
that fucking destroyed me
5'7 here. My active height is about 5'9/5'10
STFU BITCH
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>>26625772
Why don't any of you faggots stand up for yourselves?
"Right. And if you were pretty, you might have a chance."
I really can't imagine anything more repulsive than people who are attracted to young girls
They all deserve death
i agree
boys are superior
How young we talking here?
I'd bang a 16 year old, no question.
>>26670239
Dried up Roastie detected.
>someone complains about depression
>mfw they have friends
Having friends means you have people to have fun with, instead of just sitting at home all of the fucking time. People actually want to be near you.
If you have friends, you are not a robot.
>>26669849
it's the new hip fashion, to be depressed.... now people instead of hiding it as much as possible, they flaunt it like a fucking flag.
Nothing makes sense anymore
>someone complains about depression
>grew up in an upper middle class family with two parents surrounded by loved ones for support
>"Wahhh no one understands though"
>asks me for depression meds>blah blah morphine blah lethal dosage
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