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only normies hate the good Doctor
stay away from fake "gamer" soda like mountain jew and wagie cuck colas
>>29551546
Only normies LIKE Dr. Pepper, stop shilling here you stupid bitch
>>29551625
normies think it tastes like cough medicine but somehow like the taste of rockstar
thats how you can tell theyre normies
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE THREADS??? original comment orinigal comets
The other day I was going through some ancient family photo books I found in the basement, dating back to when my grandma was a teenager, the most recent ones are probably 40 years old. I saw all kinds of happy photos from the seaside, trips to the countryside, and so on. I guess my granda would have been an instagram fanatic if she wasn't born in the 40s.
Then I reflected at myself and I have no happy memories whatsoever. I wasted my entire life playing shitty videogames that just wasted my time and left me empty in the end. And I also have a shitload of unhappy memories of being bullied, ostracized, misunderstood, having no gf, and the list goes on and on. I had some trips with my parents but I have no relevant memories of those times for some reason. I'm not nostalgic of anything, except maybe older video games. I have no memories of friends, adventures, and especially no memories of love.
I feel so fucking empty inside right now. I'm 27 and I'm sure I've missed out on fundamental aspects of a healthy human life, being kv with no happy memories whatsoever. With wageslaving and being an adult I just can't catch up on any of that anymore, and I know it is only getting worse and I will commit suicide at some point sooner or later.
Anyone know this feel? Have you got any happy memory at all that doesn't involve video games or other similar bullshit?
I guess nobody knows this feel, and I hope I will die in my sleep tonight.
Only 18 and i got no happy memories. Was i born to be lonely?
>>29551810
You can still make some even though it's getting late. If you have no happy memories by the time you're officially an "adult" I think you're fucked.
Who else /can't walk properly/ here?
>>29551537
What's the source of the /slashes around phrases/ meme? I'm just curious.
>>29551587
do we really need to spoonfeed it for you? it's fucking obvious
I have to manually swing my right arm back and forth. My left arm swings naturally almost to much some times, like it's trying to compensate for my right. It's very annoying
Would you fuck a roastie virgin?
>roastie
>virgin
?????1!!!!!!!!!
>>29551503
But that's an oxymoron silly
>>29551503
Nope. I'm not worthy.
I'm 20 and I've never had a relationship in my life and I feel like it's seriously made me emotionally unavailable. Even on a TALKING level, I can't get past the "small talk" stage with a guy because the idea of small talk is so pointless to me, I can't even think of what I'm supposed to say.
At this point I'd consider myself a hookup slut more than anything; I've made out/done touchy stuff with guys and I can flirt no problem but when it comes to actually COMMUNICATING with a guy who's interesting I'm cold and not very chatty. Not because I don't want to be, because I literally have no idea what to say.
For example, right in this moment, a guy who I hooked up with who's apparently really interested in me is trying to talk to me via social media and I have no idea what I should be doing. We're not past the small talk stage and I feel like I'm being an unresponsive cow. How do I fix this?
>>29551500
Don't worry - modern western society will make sure that some poor fucker has to "MAN UP" and date you, then marry you.
You're all set.
>>29551521
This really has nothing to do with the original post, I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.
>>29551500
you are allowed to be direct and just speak your mind.
Hypothetically if you wanted to kill yourself would you do it in a slow manner(strangling with belt) or quick manner(gunshot)
I feel like both are scary and pills are aren't an effective way out.
bump
originano
>>29551443
I saw a horrible video of a Syrian girl hanging herself, her boy start spazzing out and contorting. Definitely a gun or jumping of a high building
>>29551443
shes cute who is she?
organo
Can we discuss chads a bit since the word is thrown around so often here?
>are chads normies, or are they above and separate from normies just as robots are below and separate from them?
>is every chad born a chad or do some become one?
>in the real world, how many criteria does one have to meet to be considered a chad (ie 6'5", 10" cock, 6 figure income, tons of friends, etc)?
>are chads normies,
Absolutely disgusting question, 10/10 bait m8. Of course they are. Lurk more.
>>29551441
Are they though? When I see the word normie on here I always just think of some average loser with conventional tastes but overall socially functioning, not a 10/10 alpha male that fucks a dozen girls a week.
Chads simply are the highest ranking normies.
At what point should I give up of finding a girl can love and lose our virginities with on our wedding night. I'm 20 and the amount of girls that fit what I want are dwindling but I still wouldn't feel right losing my virginity to someone I'm not marrying. By what age if I still don't find one should I just give up the idea and just start using women for sex? I really want to believe there is a good girl out there for me but I don't know how long a can handle holding myself back if there is no hope.
>>29551329
>48 y.o. kissless virgin here
sometime around 30 you'll naturally stop being obsessed by sex, and happily live without fucking.
except if in the meantime you actually got married.
marrying a non-virgin has countless drawbacks.
btw I'm still in time because I know here some over 40 femvirgins willing to marry a Good Man.
They aren't 10/10, but they definitely aren't unloyal slutty Stacies.
>>29551414
I don't need sex but the idea of waiting for something that will never come scares me.
>>29551474
>"will never come" ????!?
I'm 48 and I did not yet say "it will never come".
never lower your standards, bro. You'll always regret your hasty choices.
How can I live a life of action?
Army doesn't count cause you spend most of your career on patrol, and you sing the anthem and do lots of training with almost no action.
I want to live in a constant state of excitement, even if I only live for 1 month.
Is shooting up normies the only thing we can do?
I heard that those poacher hunters that protect endangered animals in Africa have fun.
>mfw this post
Goto amazon and buy a comic called The White Donkey.
To actually want a life like you're describing baffles me.
Join ISIS if you want to try out running a bomb
>>29551317
join army and do everything (airborne, SERE, air-assault, etc) and then after that join a private military that does most of their work in Africa(always some kind of civilwar going on there)
The army won't give much action unless we go to war with another superpower. Just use it as a form of college education for 8 years
>24 year old HS drop out
>Wanna go finish and go to college
>Gonna be 28 when I'm done
People are married at that age, with kids, house and a car.
What fucking do.
>>29551312
anon this is a good thing
the more time you waste, the less time you will have to wage slave
College is a fucking scam, you won't find a decent job with a college education nowadays.
Your best bet is to learn a trade.
You're going to be 28 either way, do you want to be 28 with a degree or not?
How here has never kissed a girl before?
>>29551229
>How
I am guessing you mean who
>Who here has never kissed a girl before?
me
>>29551229
>How here
>How
Everyone here.
![What-to-when-people-gossip-about-you[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L9VSX3a.jpg "What-to-when-people-gossip-about-you[1]")
>ew did you smell anon today? He must have jacked off just before coming in today
That stale cum smell is fucking horrific for real though
Really lingers in the air.
>>29551215
>tfw you shake someone's hand after jacking off earlier that day
>tfw they know
How do they smell it? I never do.
What's the most common interracial coupling in your city?
Over here in London it's White guy/Asian girl.
Richmond, VA.
Definitely black male, white female. Half the population of this city is black, so yeah.
White Guy, Mexican Lady. Midwest US.
>>29551269
What's your reaction when you see them? I always make sure to make a disgusted look when I see niggers with our women. One time a couple walked passed me and I spit in front of the path they were walking. The nigger gave me a look but I just kept walking and hit his shoulder. Probably made his girlfriend wet for me.
Hey I am INTP. I don't actually believe in MBTI but I've heard about cognitive functions and that might be more believable.
Can you tell me more about this ?
INFP reporting in.the TRUE alpha male
INTP with defunct and overactive feel centers here
Some tests type me as INFP because I am always on feels overload
I really don't believe in cognitive functions at all, I think the simplistic myers-briggs typings are actually more representative of reality than that jungian introverted intuition shit
>>29551261
how can INTP have overactive feel centers and type with a "T" ? teach me
I hate when people say ''lower your standards, bro'', i don't want to lower my fucking standards, i'm beautiful, i deserve someone who is worthy of my beauty, not some 4/10 beast. Do you guys feel the same way?
>>29551142
it's about personality, not looks
>>29551142
Nobody deserves anything if you think about it.
>>29551152
I'm not attracted solely to personality, but since my goal is to have sex, personality won't give me a boner, only looks will.
