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>tfw you fell for DUDE VAPE LMAO meme
>it actually tastes fucking great
i regret nothing
Post mod
vaping is legit. I have a gf and im ripped come at me nerds
>>28606906
according to apparently everyone on the internet Innokin endura T22 was a good starting point so i went with that
>/r9k/ talks about how hard it is to get a girlfriend
>never thought about getting a nerdy girlfriend
Explain yourselves cucks
I dropped all my nerd hobbies after moving out because the internet told me anime, video games and fantasy novels were for children and I should "be a man". Now I can't make conversation with the nerdy girls anymore.
>>28606687
A nerdy gf is all I want though, anon. Also, we made very similar shirts in my AP stats class in high school.
I thought girls calling themselves nerdy was a meme, until the last girl I dated. We went to an observatory and played super nintendo. She had all kinds of special edition Harry Potter books laying around.
I couldn't handle it.
My parents want me out in the next 2 months, what should I prepare as long as I still have a place to sleep at?
>>28606655
Are you going to be homeless, or will you have a place to stay?
>>28606673
I don't have any other place to stay at, so probably homeless
>>28606655
>>28606690
Do you have a car?
What's your political compass?
Social libertarian here.
>>28606572
Economic libtard here, wiped images and didn't bother redoing the tests
Just barely a right libertarian
Used to be a full on libertarian, does this mean I'm growing up?
>>28607185
No. Lolbrotarian master race
Who here /bland as fuck/?
>Have only consumed coffee about a couple of times in my life, never bothered with it again
>Have only consumed tea about a dozen of times in my life, never bothered with it again
>Have only consumed about half of a beer bottle in my whole life, never ever bothered touching alcohol again
>Never ever smoked anything
>Never consumed any recreational drugs
>Only rarely consume prescription drugs
>Mostly only drink water and some soda at times
Unintentional straight edge autist I guess.
>>28606525
honestly this is me. gives a sense of superiority desu
>>28606525
It takes about 16 times of eating/drinking something to get used to its taste.
Or so i've read. Tried it with olives and it worked for me.
Pic semi-related.
>>28606525
>It's an Anon first steps of discovering his freedom thread
Only normies and plebs do what you just mentioned. First step is not consuming, then you get to the real thing
SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS SHOOT NIGGERS
SHOOT NlGGERS?
pop pop
>>28606522
Will Moonman just run for president already?
The wait is unbearable.
Elliot got pussy
I don't even want to know how you found this, OP.
>>28606264
Magnificent porn
lucky bitch got to fuck my elliot
Has it hit you yet, Robots? When youve finally reached ego death through years of isolation and never fulfilling any achievements outside of Steam? Its hit bros, its hit hard. I can't feel my face.
>>28606206
Send help please oh wise ones.
Why won't anyone help me. I am so alone.
>>28606349
Have you tried posting a thread about it?
She doesn't want me to touch the internet during the week. And will only let me get on the internet from 2 pm to 8 pm in weekends depending on how she feels
She wants it to stay the same when university starts again.
Thankfully, i still have access to internet, she doesn't know about it tho and she must never learn about it.
For my own good, i still need access to it. Not having access to it would force me to either stare at the wall all day long (when i'm at home) or talk to her (Which is a fucking bad idea,i don't want that,i'll explain next post)
As i started doing before she took the wi-fi, i'll be working and going out more often to stay away from home, and i'll browse the internet when i'll be home alone.
But,i need suggestions on what to do when i'm home while she's at home. Download movies and shows while i have access to internet so i can watch them when i dont?
>Very shortened Backstory on why i want to stay away from her and want muh internet next post
Long ass backstory summary:
>Be good disciplined straight A uni student pretty much sure to get in pharm or medschool
>Mom is a kunt always making HUGE dramas out of nothing,making up stuff and allienating my bros against me
>Don't ccare,focus on my stuff,as soon as i'm in a dorm,i'll be away from her constant bullshit
>Eventually get major health issues that wreck me for a whole year and wreck my gpa. Become a total mental wreck. Lost all discipline,habits,motivation,work ethic. I'm extremely depressed (You'd have to know all the shit that hapenned in that 1 year of living hell)
>getting in pharm is still possible,just need to take a semester off to get back on my feet mentally
>While dad and 2 brothers support the idea, mom opposes and doesn't want me to take a break
>Spend all the semester fucking suicidal,extremely depressed,social anxiety comes back,things are toxic at home and toxic at school
>instead of studying 4-10 hours a day like i used to, i study like 4-8 hours A MONTH
Don't you watch anime, faggot? I'm following 20+ shows this season.
And what about games? Or you can't use the computer period?
>>28606183
Kill yourself and blame her in your letter.
>haha look girls it's my brother!
>he's so creepy looking! haha
>is he a virgin?
>yes he's pathetic lol he stays in his room every day and plays on his computer
>hahahaaha
STFU I'LL RAPE-SUICIDE ALL YOU WHORES
"FUCK OFF FEMANON!"
>One of them dares enter my dwelling
"REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF ROASTIE!!!"
>Hurl cumsocks at them until they leave
REEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH
op this legitimately triggers all my worst memories from high school - well done
hypothetically, what do you do if you're 25 and a 12-13 year old girl has a crush on you
>>28606116
Fugg her in da bussy in a dark alley and blackmail her to keep her from ever telling anyone about it. (Blackmail or threats work on girls that young)
Just don't get her preggers and you're golden.
>>28606165
well that's mean, man
>>28606116
you ignore her
>wwaaaahh I can't get a girl
Why the fuck not?
Most of you are physically attractive, so what's stopping you?
Oh, your mental retardation you refuse to change? Well fuck off.
There are plenty of people here who are stuck without love for the rest of their lives because of how they look. Whenever I see a robot complain about women it makes me fucking furious. Do you know how easy it could be for you?
I don't even CARE about having sex, I just want to know what it's like to be given a chance.
>one life
>born ugly
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28605958
>most of you are physically attractive
Bull-fucking-shit.
Also let's see a picture of you, if you're so ugly
>>28605958
Why the fuck would I want to date a basic bitch that doesn't give a shit about anything but looks?
>>28605958
>mostrar of you are physically atractive
Oh lawd, only the dead
Who /ass/ here?
My desires grow more and more each day. I want to sniff and lick them so much I'm going insane.
>>28605914
Ass worshipper through and through here
I want to spend all day with my face under a butt <3
Yea i love eating ass. I lick it and push my tongue into it
I have an ass. It's good because it enables me to expel waste and its division allows me to have two separate legs. Thank you Jesus for my ass.
ITT: we feel feels that Vyro/Shane would feel.
>tfw not enough attention
>tfw normie
>tfw lied about having schizophrenia
Shane? Is that his actual name?
>>28606515
Yeah.
He looks like a Shane doesn't he?
>>28606515
That's just going off a post Fish made
Only thing proven about the guy is that his last name starts with V.
>from small town in southeast Europe
>never really understand all the talk about how women are scum
>come to live in Western country
>finally understand
I don't think people from these countries can really understand how bad their own women are because they have no comparison. Your women are constantly displaying themselves, like little girls do when playing dressup, making exaggerated faces and trying to get attention.
They have whole technologies and Internet communities built up around it. They turn it into all their hobbies. They turn it into a social activity. They carry around devices which have ten, twenty applications installed on, for doing it all day long. They seem to do it in their private moments as well as public. It's unsettling to watch, because it is not just their social role, it's the basic function of their minds, to act like little children and whores, at the same time.
I am actually feeling sick all the time. Western women are like schizophrenics.
>>28605793
Explain the Eastern females that do it, like that one Russian/Asian girl? Checkmate.
>>28605793
Your countries will soon turn like Western Europe .
>>28605840
You mean that cam girl Katya posted here? That is a perfect example. That is Western behavior in a Westernized capital.
![endura-T22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sWDbBE2.jpg "endura-T22[1]")
