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Tell me /r9k/ why I shouldn't jump?
because you will land in a filthy river
>>28600567
Cause its less than 2 metres you pussy bitch and nothing would happen
>>28600576
pretty much this
it would suck and be gross
Why can't i stop going on this fucking website???!!!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28600530
because there's nothing else to do
>>28600530
Why would you want to stop? People on 4chan are much more intelligent than they get credit for
>>28600535
True.
>>28600543
I agree with this as well i just don't like the negativity
What are your favorite youtube channels featuring cute girls?
I like her smiIe
Samara Redway has an interesting channel I'd check it out if I were you
For a while I would watch ASMR of cute girls but that got really depressing really fast.
So I heard you like fat women?
Posts like this is why I still keep coming here.
At the same time, not having a belly gf makes me want to die.
Undecided for sure. Post more so I can make up my mind.
No more chestlets though.
>>28600429
I'm going to post humans not tit cows
How many fucking tabs do you have open right now r9k?
>>28600364
2
>r9k catalog
>this thread
>using fruity loops
fucking disgusting
>>28600364
Wow look at this guy he must be sooo smart
Doing research on fucking wikipedia of all places
Who else /burning bridges/ here?
5 months ago I ceased contact with one of only friends I've had because I accidentally broke his arm.
I want him to forget I was ever in his life, but he won't give up texting me.
>>28600342
feels strange having no one again.
You'll feel it when you stop getting texts. Right now subconsciously there's still hope.
>>28600342
Just want to stop talking to everyone I know forever. Too much shit in my past with them that always haunts my conscious. How hard will it be?
>>28600342
I just left my home. I cut contact with absolutely everyone at my school, and my 'friends'. They have no way of contacting me whatsoever.
ITT: /r9k/-Anime
Naruto is a good one
I think Welcome to the NHK is the best /r9k/ anime. Its basically a story of a 22 yold virgin NEET who is waiting for a cute girl to rescue him and it kind of happens. Its almost every robot's fantasy, only in real life it never happens, a cute girl never comes to save you.
>>28600149
Lain was pretty shit desu
I mean it had a pretty solid idea but it was executed fucking terribly
If they didn't try to go full advant garde 2 deep 4 u they could have made an amazing animeStill has the best anime opening of all timebesides evangelion
>>28600514
Only correct answer, that show hit way too close to home
Who else /acne/ here?
Anyone have any tips/solutions for this shit? I'm 20 and it's really starting to get to me, it's made my self confidence worse and talking to qts is nearly impossible.
What do
>implying qts want to talk to you
Jewcreams won't help. it will end after 18-21
>>28600147
>face that is alright is kill by acne
Just end my fucking life, please.
>tfw almost 24
>still a KHHV
does it get any better oh great wizard senpais?
If you haven't met somebody by this point you just weren't meant to
>>28600139
Not a wizard mecause I kissed and hugged before, but I can tell you that if you accept a life of voluntary celibacy and actually believe it is the best choice for you to make, it is possible to live a very happy and fulfilled life. A key thing is also to have self love and gratitude, it helps you realize how priviliged and blessed you are,.
>>28600139
nigga just make a few pics of you doing interesting shit or some selfies where you look attractive
even if it takes a thousand pics and you can only keep 5 that look acceptable
then make a private fb profile and install tinder and then just try the numbers game
after 200 matches you are bound to find someone that is in your league
Well /r9k/? Have you pounded your sissyboi today? Why not?
They need 1-3 buttstuffings daily, to maintain cuteness!
Fuck off faggot, keep the degeneracy to yourself
Sage
>>28600134
Who will volunteer, to do what needs to be done?
wouldn't shoving shit up your ass every day make it looser and uglier like a roastie
or are your mental gymnastics so complex they can warp physics now too
>Meet qt Indian chick
>She give me her number
>"I decide on the place though"
>finebyme.jpg
>First date comes, she's wearing tight leather
>She gets a cab to a shady ass neighborhood
>Takes me own an alley to some weird punk club
>There's a caged ring of sand in the middle of it, people are taking bets and shit
>Dudes start fighting in the middle
>completely awkward uncoordinated fighting, but vicious
>One dude wins, is pounding the other poor fuckers face in as everyone freaks the fuck out and blood gets everywhere
>Qt starts groping me and kissing me
>Reach down her pants
>She's fucking soaking
>kaythen.jpg
Should I stay with her? She is a qt but seems a bit crazy
Pic sorta related, she looks similar to her
>Indian
>giving her a chance
HA
HAAAA
Crazy chicks like her can be exciting so by all means go for it
just don't get too attached and watch your back.
POO IN THE LOOobligatory
If girls are useless and stupid why do you all want to be girls?
So we can masturbate to ourselves
Also being a girl is easier desu
>>28600100
So they can get the boys
>>28600100
that girl is literally a female equivalent of a manlet with a handsome face
>Blocked
I'm sure I'll be un-blocked again, but nevertheless.
Am I firmly in the wrong, here?
I didn't appreciate the demeanour bestowed upon me.
The parents had made threats of confiscating the phone, just like they had with the laptop. There was evident concern about the exchange of certain messages (incl. personal photos), even though I had only sent an unrelated pornographic image.
At any rate, I'm kinda sick of this.
Pic very-much related.
Not your personal blog, failed normie.
>>28600131
You see this shit all the time, fag. I was simply after a second opinion.
Is it wrong to hate your parents for having you?
yes it is you ungrateful shit
life is so fucking easy yet you don't seem to be able to manage it. you're useless and your mom probably cries at night because of you
>>28599968
Fuck you. Life is horrible when you're unattractive, autistic, and poor.
>>28600026
Those three things basically make college pay for itself. Learn to get scholarships and get successful you pathetic waste of space.
Who /wants to grab a nice girls butt/ here?
I wanna grab a bad girl's ass
Media uses base sexual impulsing to keep people stupid
>>28599905
True. But wouldn't you like to cuddle with a girl and just hold her butt
