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Well /r9k/? Have you pounded your sissyboi today? Why not?
They need 1-3 buttstuffings daily, to maintain cuteness!
Fuck off faggot, keep the degeneracy to yourself
Sage
>>28600134
Who will volunteer, to do what needs to be done?
wouldn't shoving shit up your ass every day make it looser and uglier like a roastie
or are your mental gymnastics so complex they can warp physics now too
No, because the ones I have actually talked to and not just erp'd with have been vacuous whores, and I aint' got no time for that.
>>28600230
Everyone shoves stuff out down there every day with no problem anon! To sissybois it feels even better when things go the other direction.
>>28600263
There are plenty of modest ones. Just look at this young lady for instance.
>I swear, if I watch two men have gay sex, but one is wearing a wig, it totally isn't gay anymore, it nullifies it!
>>28600341
Who has time to worry about what's gay or not? You've got to hurry and do your housework before daddy gets home!
>>28600407
>it's 2016! Shove dick up your butt!
nice try kike
>>28600421
>falling prey to the vaginal jew
Best of luck in divorce court!
I bet any sissyboi on r9k would stay loyalif you have the keys to her boyclit
>>28600478
>>28600407
>>28600330
>>28600296
>>28600182plspostmoaare
>>28600534
Only if you get a manicureor take your nearest trap to get one
Europeans are awake! That means it's time to claim some prime sissies. There's nothing more feminine than an uncut boyclitty!
Stop promoting faggotry. I may be lonely but i am not going to fuck a guy dressed as a woman
>>28600826
We only have so much time, why be lonely? Just offer yourself to a real man and he'll make you feel whole :3
you all disgust me immensely
>tfw no one to treat me like a sissy and let me cook and clean for him
>no one to act like a slut accidently on purpose and let me fuck me whenever
Why live
>>28601089
So what, you'd act like a total flirty buttslut whenever my friends are over?
>>28600772
>m-my dick is ugly theerefore it's masculine ;_;
lol cutfag damagecontrol
circumcision is sort of like castration, so if anyone would be sissies it's cutfags.
Theres nothing more manly than a pheromone covered uncut cock desu
Attennnn-hut!
>>28601326
Let's not be silly, Japan figured this out long ago. Sissybois are uncut and their owners are cut.
You can't argue with nature :3
>>28601423
Circumcision isn't a common practice in Japan.>implying you wouldn't worship my 8.3" uncut white cock
don't kid yourself bby, your manhood was mutilated at birth, you where destined to be my slut.
>>28601589
LMAO
original comment ecks dee
Happy Monday everyone :3
>>28601621
You know I'm right, they wanted to numb the sensitivity in your manhood for a reason.
>>28601589
>he's only 8.3"
yikes, foreskin really held you back :/
You seem confused, since I'm hairier and stronger than you, too.
>>28601663
>At 24 months, 99.9 per cent of men were satisfied with their circumcisions. In fact, 72 per cent of men said sensitivity had increased and 19 per cent said it was the same.
>Ease of reaching orgasm was greater in 63 per cent and the same in 22 per cent.
Only real men get to feel real pleasure, sorry kiddo.
>>28601689
I've been blasting 500mg/w of test-E with 1.25mg of letro EVERY DAY since I was 16
I seriously doubt it.Post your dick bitchboy, let's see if you can even compare
>>28601714
source? because destroying thousands of nerve endings doesn't sound like it increases sensitivity :o
>>28601717
>he has to stack to try competing with me
>he's literally begging for my dick
Sorry girl, you're probably too poisoned by testosterone to be cute to me! I'm sure someone out there's desperate enough for you :3
>>28600826
you made me do this
you have forced my hands
>>28601722
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23937309
Here you go! As a responsible daddy it's my job to know all about that stuff.
>>28601755
>>28601722
Wow, giving up so easily? What asissy
>>28601798
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23937309
where in here does it say
">At 24 months, 99.9 per cent of men were satisfied with their circumcisions. In fact, 72 per cent of men said sensitivity had increased and 19 per cent said it was the same.
>Ease of reaching orgasm was greater in 63 per cent and the same in 22 per cent.
Only real men get to feel real pleasure, sorry kiddo."?
wow castration damage control at it's finest. I don't blame you though, I wouldn't know how it feels not to be a full man with intact manhood
>>28601800
You linked to two different people,it seems your cocklust has made you retarded
>>28600134
>sissies criticize eachother for dick size
yikes, and I thought females were bad.
>>28601825
>tfw moisturising my superior uncut cock
God it feels so great, how does your scarred, cracked tip feel?
also
>>28601825
>>28601798
samefag
>>28601822
https://www.malecircumcision.org/resource/circumcision-impact-study
The first study I linked you amalgamates this one that I originally quoted. There's more than one study, silly! All corroborating me and not you :3
European sissies have the wimpiest accents, it's so cute!
>>28601833
nah it seems to be just the one really insecure dom, he even brags about injecting hormones like some tranny rofl
>>28601859
>malecircumcision.org
lol totally not biased at all
also, I'm not European but Americans make the best sissies. The generations fed off DDT, xenoestrogen, pthalates, and plastic resin are low test high est fucktoys.
Fuck, I got to hand it to you guys though, your men are even cuter than our women ;)
>>28601859
>>28601874
>the samefagging ceases to end
>>28601902
The study wasn't performed by them, just one of the many places it's hosted online. You're welcome to do your own research instead of sounding rly insecure tho!
You sound like a crazy person listing off all that chemical stuff, it's kinda creepy! I'm just here to post cutebois so maybe head back to r/conspiracy or wherever you came from :3
>>28601859
>mfw your study shows how retarded cutfags are
it doesn't prove your point, it just shows cutfags are more arrogant and insist they feel more pleasure
sounds like damage control to me
>>28601930
No, you're here to entertain me. Now dance slut, dance!
>>28601958
I was worried my qtboi thread would die so I baited insecure europoors into defending their "manhood" with my first uncut remarks. I didn't think a crazy person would spam the thread though, relax!
>>28601958
>that pic
So basically, just cutfags screaming "W-WE FEEL MORE PLEASURE!!!!!"? Wow, really pathetic.
>>28601978
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded! I w-was baiting you to post facts
lmao no turning back now.
>>28601997
??? No one seriously believes uncut guys are suited for life as a man, I just didn't think you girls would freak out and derail the thread.. I guess that's one spot you're more sensitive than me :3
>>28602016
I'm a based shitposter, so I'm good at derailing threads.
Also, I love how 95% of the sissies you posted have been cut.you really are a good sissy, knowing where someone is most sensitive is quite a skill
>>28602042
They're from American gurls' tumblrs mostly, so ofc they are. Eurosissies are too busy getting railed by muslims to have time for social media, sorry :/
>>28602056
Thankfully I'm not a Euro.
>americangurls
that's about right, American bois are so feminine... God they make me go primal
S-so is there any advice you'd give someone so may want to try playing with their butt for the first time?
>>28602077
Where are you from? I didn't know they have internet in countries other than USA and europe
>>28602093
>be cut
>be american
as girly as it gets, if you aren't at least one of the two your only option is to be top, sorry :/
>>28602100
Boy wouldn't you like to know ;3
>>28602127
>>28602112
No wonder eurobois are always drooling over me. If doms in other countries are this insecure I feel bad for them to be h.
>>28602145
See that, boy? That was real bait. With you it's almost a guaranteed response.
>>28602153
You replied to me first cuckboi, try a different approach :3
>>28600230
>or are your mental gymnastics so complex they can warp physics now too
>warp physics
how stupid can one person be lmao
Back to /b/ you fucking faggot
>>28601589
>8.3" uncut white cock
Pls take my boiginity, okay thank you.
>>28602112
>tfw am actually both of these things
>also naturally submissive
I didn't wanna be bullied like this.
>>28602224
You came to the right place, wimp.
>>28602235
I don't know how I should feel.do you have the gif where she cums in the condom?
>>28602205
>implying virgins can handle someone my size
lol
>>28602224
Cute, but I was only baiting that neckbeard when I said that.
Try an Aneros, and astroglide. Warm up is key as well, try edging for a bit to swell up your prostate.
>all these delusional faggots thinking this shit is not gay as fuck
Thank god I'm asexual
>>28602373
>he's asexual
seriously get your hormones checked senpai, your sex hormones might be low
>>28602373
When did anyone say that :3
>he puts things in his butt
>he likes anime
why are these so connected?
is it the jew?
>>28602438
>why do cutebois like cute things
What a dumb question, did a jew make you ask that?
>>28602395
I have (for unrelated reasons), I'm just kind of low test but other than that I'm perfectly fine
>>28602469
Sometimes I have gay thoughts. I think it was all the cuck porn.
I wish I had dignity.
>>28602479
Well brah if you wanna be a real man like me, you gotta shoot up 35000mg of test-E and test-Q and snort a few lines of tren, preferably off the hood of your dad's car. Also pray to Wotan.
>>28601589
fuuuuuu
post that glorious bwc
i wouldn't mind an avage to good looking tranny boi pucci to fuck, but even tranny faggots would think i'm too ugly + i'm a neet loser that hasn't left my town in like 10 years
>>28602479
If you were 100% asexual you wouldn't be in this thread. God I hate acefags so much.
>years ago, Anon thought he'd try fapping to traps just once for the "lulz" and because he thought it was just a meme
>now Anon can't stop fapping to traps
k,my dik
>tfw tranny
These threads hurt my feelings.
I just want to be a regular girl not some lifesized sex doll.
I wanna fuck a shemale that would be sweeeeet.
>>28603279
its ok anon. i personally make the distinction between traps and trannies, theyre different. this thread is just about traps. you can be a qt girl with a penis, dont worry bout it
>>28603279
So can we see some pics or nah
>>28603279
>no gay men want something that looks like a women just because it has a dick
>no straight men want a women without a vagina
>still made the choice to become a full time tranny despite knowing they'll only be seen as something for sex or something to help raise a retards status among his progressive SJW peers
I laugh at trannies who talk about how they've found loving relationships where their partner isn't a chaser desu
>>28603279
MtF are not purely sex objects to me at all. I will most likely end up marrying my trans gf. I love her. There is hope for you too
>>28603070
theres a difference between shemale and trap
Australia, doe...
>>28602523
there is no such thing as test Q, and you don't snort tren
wtf fuck off dyel
>>28603474
wait until she hits 30, you'll be singing a different tune
One day one of these threads will land me a cute femboy to fuck
One day...
>>28602235
>we were all fappin gm to this dork
>>28602469
wow, you can cum just from wiggling your butt?
