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Have you ever wanted to destroy something beautiful ?
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What's the backstory on this weeebm?
>>28610493
I think that girl fucked a taken man.
>>28610428
I definitely need the full video of this. For science.
why do u still trying, there's no point for a man to keep trying if he's ugly ;)
>trying
I'm not really trying tho, I'm just sitting here shitposting on 4chan.
>>28610404
>Guy on the left has stretch marks
He made it, bruhs. You can too.
>>28610443
how come he look exactly the same as the guy on the right tho?
What's your fetish /r9k/? Don't be shy, we're all degenerates
All my fetishes essentially boil down go one single concept which is people getting so desperate they'll do anything to get off
I apparently have none (or anything remotely out of the ordinary). People actually got angry with me because I don't have fetishes.
Why do you get angry at me for not getting turned on by something weird???
Fucking normies.
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. tbo
I have no recollection of the time I first jerked off. Did I get molested? Or is this even a little bit common?
You got molested son
My first fap was to a whore documentary in my sisters room with the lights off under a bedsheets into a gate Rade bottle
I do remember the first time I came. But not the first time jerking. I think it's normal not to remember stuff from that long ago.
>Jennifer Lawrence to lead all-female reboot of Ocean's Eleven
http://www.indiewire.com/article/jennifer-lawrence-joining-oceans-11-reboot-sandra-bullock-20160514
Let's see if this happens once the all-knowing girl Ghostbusters bombs.
>>28610188
It will probably be pretty cringy, with a lot of non subtile sjw shit and also not subtile "womyns can do everything like men" shit
if we are lucky, we will see our strong female heroes be proven superior in front a dumb big male or have them rescue a male damsel in distress
>>28610188
uh oh. This is gonna trigger the neckbeards.
>80's and 90's anime gifs paired with vaporwave
>Apple juice paired with vodka
>cigarettes paired with cold beer in a glass bottle
>>28610059
whiskey and chocolate, weed & lemonade, baileys and almonds
>inb4 activated almonds
>>28610059
cigarettes and coffee
cigaretes and redbull/energy drinks
cigarettes
>whiskey and comedy animation
>cocaine and cigarettes
>speed and anime
>vr and fps
>Just created a Tinder account
>Dont know what to do
>mfw i imagined conquering ladies
>mfw i thought I was Caesar
What do you have so far? Like pictures and bio wise?
>>28610100
I do have completed both. Short bio with like 12 words and a good looking photo
>>28609882
Im still here lads
Is it ok to be a hypocrite in this situation?
>be 24 year old KV
>getting /fit/ over the last 2 years
>friend hooked me up with a 19 yo slut who doesn't care that I'm mildly awkward
>barely any introductions, she's just hot and wants to fuck
Here's the problem:
>would never be able to love a girl who did sexual stuff with a guy who isn't her boyfriend
>innately disgusted by the idea of a girl I like sucking strange cock
>still desperately want to smash this slut and get a conservative gf in the future
TL;DR I want to fuck a slut but I would never date any girl who touched a dick outside of a relationship.
I know it's hypocritical, but is it a horrible thing to do, or is thinking like this normal? Should I go through with it?
Yeah fuck it, just fuck her anyways. Just get it over with man, you'll feel better. The pros of finally fucking outweigh the pros of holding out. It's not your future gf will have waited for you. You know she'll end up having one boyfriend from highschool or college at the very least, just get on their level. If you don't think that's good enough then you're too idealistic about your situation and aren't truly thinking it through.
>>28609850
It's hypocritical but maybe your experience with her will help you relax about other women.
>>28609850
Let go of the r9k bullshit and just go for it. The alternative is probably remaining a virgin forever.
Bi-Daily reminder that this faggot is not one of us. Do not let him post here or give him attention.
>on YouTube and Instagram
>in with MDE and other YouTubers
>has friends
>gets BTFO'd by true robots often
>is an obnoxious wannabe chad
>is not a NEET
Don't fall for this faggot's games. I know some of you like him, but stop. He and all the other tripfags can fuck off of this board.
>MDE
literally what?
no one thinks he belongs here
pointless thread
>>28610077
not as cool as your double dubs
So today I've spent whole day stalking a girl.
Don't worry, I'm not a rapist, I'm just a maniac.
So this chick had me spend 5 months pampering her cause she's "damaged" with anxiety. I said I wish to help her cause I had a stronger case of it previously.
After that she gets all touchy and pervy with me in the messages. I respond in kind.
After that goes on for a while, I ask her to go out with me.
She freaks out.
I please and promise to take care of her and not only avoid mocking her when nervous but show sympathy.
She keeps silent for weeks.
I snap and start spaming questions why.
The bitch blocks me.
So I planned to grab a block and bash her brains in today.
But no... it was actually supposed to be a talk.
I sat and was freezing my ass for 7 hours on park seat waiting for her to pass near her entrance. (she told me where it is out of random before).
I saw her get out, but did nothing. She panicked and went across the street while it was green light for cars. Stood at middle surrounded by vehicles... hahahah.
She returned from school at night. She circled around the block and rushed into doors of her building. I just gave her a sad look expecting fairness. She just paused for 2 seconds and went in.
Do I keep terrorizing her in revenge or wut?
Make her life super fucking creepy.
Start collecting roadkill so you can decorate the streets and lawns she passes with it.
>>28610084
Now that, my fellow bot, I salute.
>>28610252
Try to save up a little money so you can start buying second-hand clothes and other items to disguise yourself.
This will help you trail her without her knowing for sure if it's you or whether she's being followed.
Can you tell me what she uses for transportation usually?
Has there ever been a more overrated franchise?
>>28609509
You take that back you double nigger! In-N-Out is the best, and somehow manages to still be cheaper than whatever $9 chain burger you're going to try and argue is better.
Yes
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>>28609544
Foster freeze is superior
I'm getting a puppy tomorrow.
trips get to choose it's name.racial slurs are also acceptable[spoiler/]
>>28609498
Fido.
>>28609498
>I'm not getting a puppy tomorrow
Big Nigger Jim
Who /antinatalist/ here?
Pretty much any other viewpoint on reproduction is a normie mindset.
>>28609448
I don't want to children, if that counts. It's not even because of some nebulous fear of over-population or out of hatred; I just don't feel like I'm in a good place mentally to have children.
I think if I ever managed to get a girlfriend, it would be a deal-breaker if she wasn't unwilling to have children. Ideally she'd be infertile, actually. Though I might just get myself snipped when the time comes.
>>28609542
That counts, I suppose. The idea is that you wouldn't want to force someone into a life of wageslavery and misery, thus continuing the vicious cycle, on this bleak rock.
>>28609587
No nothing like that desu. The world has it's problems but as long as you're not born in a war-zone, you're life is already better than the 99.(99^999999.....) other humans that have existed. Even then it's not that bad if you could ever find a way to escape. Even then since when has not giving birth fixed issues not related to birth?
My parents have been yelling at me to go and find a job. Yet I don't even have the confidence to go ask for an application or even know how to ask for one. How do I ask for a job application and not sound retarded? Should I look professional or semi-casual?
"Alright? I saw I'm your window that you're looking for staff, how do I apply?
Application form? No sweat. I'll fill that in and throw it back to you later today. Cheers, bye."
Go to a temp agency. Tell them your looking for a job. They give you forms. You fill them out and leave. It takes 30 minutes tops.
They will call you a few days later. Tell you that they need a guy at job site X for the hours of Y to Z. It pays $$ per hour. Are you interested? You say yes. They email an info sheet about the job detailing the location, hours etc
You arrive there, tell the first guy you see "I'm from the agency. Who should I talk to?" They will take you to the supervisor and you show him your info sheet.
There you got a shit Job
>>28609482
this desu senpai
I just wanted you all to know that this comment was original.
>She likes to be dominated, degraded, or used
(this eliminates about 90% of the female population already)
>She has skype, whatsapp, kik, or snapchat filled with dozens of guys that message her
>She has facebook, instagram, tinder, or any dating apps or website profiles.
>She thinks theres nothing wrong with flirting
>Shes attracted to assholes or men who show dominance, even worse if she thinks (because she feels) theres nothing wrong with it.
>She has tattoos, piercings other than ears, unnatural neon colored dyed hair
>She has had more than 3 sex partners by 21, 5 by 25, 7 by 28, or more than 10 after 30 (these numbers are generous)
>She drinks or smokes a lot, she constantly needs to show off her body for attention
>She is an extrovert
>She doesnt believe in marriage or doesnt want a long term relationship or doesnt want to be boyfriend or girlfriend with someone they like because they like playing the field.
Being an extrovert is forgivable btw, but barely.
Youre setting yourself up for disaster by dating an extrovert girl instead of an introvert. All extroverts are automatically normies or failed normies regardless of gender. While females cant be robots, introverted women are more naturally inclined to have the qualities and thought patterns of robots.
Also by dating an extrovert youre asking for someone who needs constant validation, attention and approval not only from you but from other people too. They CAN NOT take care of their self the same way an intovert can and recquire numerous people and conditions just to be happy as opposed to being happy with the person theyre with and who they are like an introvert would more likely and readily understand.
>She has ever called herself lonely despite being a female
>She has ever had a bf ever or held hands with a guy
