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Any lawyers here?
Is it possible to get a greencard if my grandfather and uncle are american citizens? My father used to live there in his youth aswell.
>>28334117
I don't think you will be in time once the great wall of Trump is put in place.
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>>28334214
b-but i read that he would make legal immigration easier.. im white anon... im danish.. im pure..
>>28334280
Stay in Denmark and don't run away from making your country great again, coward.
Asian men get a black gf please we will do anything for that BAC.
>>28334089
bet she could beat him in arm wrestling
>>28334089
>gf
original
>>28334089
We only want asian gfs and white gfs, sorry
I wonder how common it is for people to die virgins.
Studies show any given person has twice as many female ancestors as male, so pretty common
>>28334032
Only 40% of men that ever lived got to pass on their genes desu senpai. Women were always shit.
>>28334052
>twice as many femal ancestors than males
How does that even work?
>this man is considered attractive by women
if he can make it you can all make it desus
>>28334022
He looks a lot better in motion, I thought. He's just a very unphotogenic guy
>if this ugly man who is still more attractive than you can make it so can you
>>28334022
Apparently he was a marine at some point. But Kylo Ren acts like r9k if they were given force powers. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you really believe you're going to make it?
>>28333954
not really, but then again, I've made it this far
>>28334029
>I've made it this far
its not getting easier tho is it?
no, but you have to have hope to keep going right
How do I un-redpill myself?
I used to be happy but now I just see Chads/betas/sluts/cucks/infidelity/orbiters/hypergamy everywhere I look
It's in all the media. Every time my normie friends complain about a relationship problem it fits right in with the R9K theory. How do I undo this? I never asked for this.
>>28333924
You don't, you just keep going deeper until communism opens your eyes to why the world is the way it is and what is to be done.
>>28333944
>Red pilled
>Communism
I think you need to re-evaluate which pill you took, and why you inserted it up your ass hole
>>28333965
Communism is the end-stage of the redpill.
Once you start questioning what you've been told provided you keep investigating you will realize that communism is absolutely correct and the solution to every single problem ever.
>NOBODY will EVER find you attractive
>NOBODY will EVER find you attractive
>NOBODY will EVER find you attractive
Embrace it, anon. Don't fight it. You cannot win. Let it consume you. Accept it.
Stop with this self defeatist attitude. There are reasons someone might like you and eventually find you attractive that go beyond physical.
>>28333883
Should I cut myself more?
Guys dating is dead. Women only want you when you're happy by yourself. Then they come and take it away and leave you feeling like shit. Stop orbiting or obsessing about girls. They aren't worth it.
>>28333712
>Women only want you when you're happy by yourself
No, women only want you when you have Looks, Status, or Money (preferably all three). If you don't have any of the aforementioned, you're fucked. It's extremely common to be an involuntary celibate in 2016 as a male. We're not living in the 1940's-70's when every loser male was able to find a nice, caring, loving housewife. If you're not in the top 20 percentile for looks, money or, status as a male in the 21st century, just go ER. It's 100% over for you.
On second thought, it never even began.
You're wrong you don't need money or status. I've had a girlfriend that paid for everything. All they want is happiness truely. If you truely are happy with yourself. They will flock to you.
>>28333886
>All they want is happiness truely. If you truely are happy with yourself. They will flock to you.
No, they won't. All they want is happiness with an extroverted male who has a good social circle. If you're not at least decent-looking or pass her looks-threshold, then she will never love you, not even with all the money in the world.
No decent looking young woman will ever fall in love with a short, balding, recessed-chin, hooked-nosed guy, ever. At most, she'll friendzone him and use him as an emotional tampon.
Is Ray the most inspiring fictional character of the last 15 years?
>cute
>strong
>independant
>beats up anyone she wants
>speaks wookie
>knows how to fix han solo's ship better than him
>easily bests the weak ass beta white male kylo autist ren with next to no training
>most powerful being in the star wars universe
>respected by everyone
>better pilot than poe dameron
>amazing teeth
>loyal
>only bows down to the power of big black cock
>even then doesn't need to rely on that stupid goof finn
>only his cock
she is basically the perfect being
>>28333679
She is too perfect.
She ruined the movie for me, Star Wars used to have great character development, but then they introduced marey sue, who is too good at anything.
>Mary sue
Origibong
>>28333749
>>28333756
stop samefagging, george
So...what are you getting your mother for Mother's Day? Thank God for internet shopping
Disappointment, worry. Top it off with some stress. Throw in a little regret.
Thanks for the reminder fambino.
I'll probably get her a gift basket that comes with champagne and chocolates. They make for really impersonal gifts, but she claims to love them so whatever
Plus my dad gets to enjoy all of the things left behind, so it's a win-win
I wish I had the money to get her something nice. Anything less than $100 feels like a disappointing gift, but she's going to have to settle for what's probably a poorly made purse and some perfume I thought smelled nice
Fuck these made up holidays
How can anyone find women attractive, at any level?
Males are so much better. Don't tell me you wouldn't cuddle with pic-related.
Let's face it: homosexual relationships work better because two men invariably understand each other at a level that a male and a female could never even come close to achieving.
>implying pensises aren't grody
ps what did you do op, put kevin owens through a gay machine?
>>28333525
Ew, I WAS gay.
Wait is this a joke?
But youre right. Two guys just get each other.
Would you kiss him, Robots?
Hi /r9k/
I want to end my life by drowning but I'm afraid of the sea. Do you think I could drink so much vodka that the fear basically goes away and I can swim out far enough?
Can being drunk get rid of fear?
Bump
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Come on /r9k/
>>28333513
There are other ways to off yourself
Would you date a morbidly obese girl if she had a nice personality?
>>28333462
Fuck to the no
>Overweight
Sure, I don't care much about the body if she has a pretty face.
>Obese
Hell no. I'm not investing my time into someone who'll croak from heart disease in the next five years.
>>28333462
P E A R C H A N
>tfw I'll never have a gf like this
>>28333429
>tfw I'll never have a gf
>>28333429
>>28333535
this is my gf
originaldo
I'd let her give me the mouthpussi.
See this what do ?
>I'm babe
I think I developed multiple tissue-type cancer.
>>28333348
This has to be a troll account
I think that Jewish part gives it away
>>28333348
I'm a woman, and I'm bored. Why do you hate us?
