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I just got my first full time job and my parents sent me a $80,000 parenting bill
What should I do?
Sue them for fraud. First, send a demand letter for $8.5 million for corrective remediation.
>>28337728
not pay
I mean, there are laws that says a parent MUST take care of a kid if they have charge of him.
Dont pay and if they act like cunts cut them off.
>>28337728
>>28337753
white people. you have all turned into jews
Would you date a really short adult woman that looked like she was 11 years old?
Pics? It kind of depends
>>28337700
That's my ideal
>>28337700
Okay, now give me the down side
You guys are losers. I left this board and worked out in the time I freed up and now people respect me and I have an amazing life with a good job and a hot girlfriend.
Why don't you faggots just stop wallowing!?
You were never depressed. You were never anxious, and you certainly were never a robot.
I work out. I read. I do a lot of that meme improvement shit. It doesn't fucking make me happy. And nothing ever will. You're just a fucking normie who thought you knew what sadness is.
That, or this is bait.
>>28337674
you don;t sound happy, you sound like a miserable faggot
>>28337704
Betting on the second one.
THE BLOATED PEDO AUTIST GOT AWAY WITH IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>"Regarding the prosecutor's decision not to pursue charges against future predators I find:
This is not new news to me. In fact, I knew about the prosecutor's stance not to take more cases since March 23, after I reported the Richmond Park predator to the GRPD. It was then when I was made aware by the GRPD that the prosecutor wouldn't take future cases due to fearing for my safety, in no way wanting to encourage me to continue confronting predators."
>"This means the predator I confronted while pretending to be a 13-year-old boy at Richmond Park on March 22 was the first subject not to be considered for prosecution."
CHAD THE PEDO-HUNTER BTFO
Original video: https://youtu.be/lix5TuZNJE8
Original news story with Chad's full statement: http://www.wzzm13.com/news/crime/prosecutor-asks-vigilante-to-stop-luring-men-looking-for-child-sex/170870691
Fun fact, Chad the pedo-hunter's real name is Zack Sweers. I remember when he was anonymous and people were trying to find his name, but apparently Chad just said "fuck it" and started giving interviews using his (apparently) actual name.
I dont giv a fucc
Let's list oxymorons! I'll start- "Sexy manlet". You try!
"OP not-a-faggot"
Women's rights.
Post brought to you by the State of Oregon.
>>28337660
I offended you. Next time I'll put a trigger warning
Anyone else here /manspreading/ on purpose? I know sjws hate it so when I'm in public I always spread my legs really wide.
Take back male space
>>28337649
me on the left tbo
>>28337649
this dude looks like an idiot. he's not being cool or anything, he's just taking up more space than necessary.
>>28337649
I hate it when guys do this.
Or when they take up the whole arm rest on an airplane.
>no one told you where to run
>you missed the starting gun
>>28337608
>kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown
>waiting for someone or something to show you the way
>and everything under the sun is in tune
>but the sun is eclipsed by the moon
I can't listen to radiohead or pink Floyd anymore because the message is starting to be too real.
>tfw it hits you that you will truly be alone forever
>tfw you only had one chance at life and you have irrevocably fucked it up
>tfw imagining how painful all these realizations will be once you have them again on your deathbed
I woke up this morning keenly aware of this. Maybe I can still relate to you guys. Seems like all I have left is the booze and this stupid fucking website. Sometimes you can forget, but then it really comes back on you like that.
There's always escapism.
It's all a matter of subjectivity--perspective.
Was Cloud a robot? Rememberhe was a scrawny loser that has to cope by taking over the identity of his late Chad friend Zack and snaps when Sephiroth basically tells him his a robot. Also he dressed as strap at one point. Like many robots on /r9k/ do.Also post characters who are robots in their respective universes
bump
Originalo comentarino familia
>>28337461
i know an abnormal amount about final fantasy and i prefer to abstain from talking about it but here you go:
the answer is yes, probably. throughout the game cloud is met with denial of gratification and loss often and a lot of the narrative can be interpreted as having emasculating situations, with the crossdresser scene being the most prominent. very often his character is depicted (outside of gameplay) in weak situations, like being wheelchairbound for half of disc 2, or giving the black materia to sephiroth.
he struggles with communication and lies often to women, particularly tifa or aeris. he loses aeris to his foil, sephiroth, and aeris' death scene is blatantly freudian. you might as well have just said sephiroth fucked his girlfriend, and the cutscene shows a single shot announcing the masamune penetrating aeris' torso with a lot of visual volume.
cloud is obsessed with his childhood. many of the game's cutscenes call back to the traumatic events in nibelheim, where it's also discussed how he had difficulty getting along with tifa's friends (later on AVALANCHE) and was often alone.
whether or not he actually knew he lied about being in SOLDIER is open to interpretation, but by the end of disc 2 it's made clear he had been telling everyone else he had been, even though it was zack fair who had been stabbed by sephiroth in the nibelheim reactor. taking his pre and in-game comas into account as well, he has a legitimate developmental delay: during the events of FFVII he had probably only been conscious for 17 years of the 21 years of his life, and was mentally a teenager in an adults body.
advent children and the extended canon have him grappling with geostigma, the fictional terminal illness, and it's difficult to say what sort of effect that had on his personality later on due to the vague nature of the plot of the film. according to the post-AC novella he runs a bar with tifa and denzel is their adopted son, so he does get better, i guess
>>28337735
I'm impressed with your knowledge of FFVII. i'm a big fan too. Small correction thought, it's actually Cloud that gets impaled by Sephiroth's Masamune at the Corel reactor
Hey gals, look it's my brother anon. Anon do that funny aspie thing you do
>>28337382
o shit waddup...
Is that LMJ?
>>28337416
She has a black bf now
>>28337382
I want to lock them all in a warehouse and murder them one by one as I stalk in the darkness.H-ha just kidding FBI-kun
>C'mon anon, put away your phone.
>You invited us here for a reason.
>What was it you wanted to ask my friend again?
Just wanted to ask why I was on a date with a pair of 12 year olds.
(You) me if you recognize the girl on the left
>>28337389
Because together, they're 24 and you're not a pedophile as long as you maintain a steady threesum.
>get into an online argument
>start sweating and shaking
Wow, what a fukcing loser
>getting blown the fuck out in an argument
>start posting smug animes and acting like I won
>I'm crying irl
M-me too.
KUYASHII
>NHS area manager comes into the surgery
>Has heard I plan to take a holiday soon
>Needs to arrange for a covering doctor
>Wants me to give him a month's notice before any holiday
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
keep on dosin', senpai
The one about the Somalian millionaire was better
>>28337388
what was that?
archive?
Your resume is very impressive. We have an open position for you that we think you will find comfortable, given your experience and skill set. We are offering you the position of Certified Meme Researcher, with a starting wage of $35/hour.
So what do you say, can we get you on board?
Does a gf come with the position?
JUSTHIRE ME, SENPAI
>>28337316
>can we get you on board?
Yes, call it in.
>be Chad with Glasses
>haha you're such a nerd Chad :^)
>don't be Chad with Glasses
>ew what the fuck creep get away from you why do you take video games/anime/whatever so seriously get a life you virgin
women dont actually talk like this
>>28337345
Yes they do, don't even try to deny it.
>I just bought the 6 Disc Set of the Avengers, I'm such a nerd.
>I-I like the Avengers too, my favorite comic is-...
>ew get away creep
>astigmatism
>refused to wear my glasses because didn't want to look like nerd
>couldn't see chalkboard when in school.
