I demand all pale robots with shitty complexions at least give makeup a try.
It can actually shoot you up a couple points if your skin is JUST-tier. Use a BB cream, it's not as cakey or heavy as makeup, and it looks natural as fuck.
Makeup has thrown the dating system on its head and now ugly women like pic related think they deserve Chad.
We need makeup to get even with women.
I love being pale.
>>28340854
if you're male and you're ugly, you're fucked.
>just put on some bb cream bb!
if you're male and you wear makeup, you're a faggot.
if girls can scream rape the day after, so should men after seeing the left in the morning.
>>28340854
Women would rather fuck a guy with acne than some fag with MAKEUP
And maybe have her stick a finger in their butthole?
Is that really all you want?
just the butthole is fine
I'd be fine with my head on her lap and then her hands around my throat.
>just want hugs
Fuck one
Anal one
Get head from one
>>28340738
FUCK RIHANNA = NICE BODY
ANAL NICKI = NICE ASS
HEAD TAYLOR = PRETTY FACE
THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think there is any reason to believe Taylor gives good bj's or fucked great, and since she's literally a super rich act-all-princess white girl, it much be great to lube it up and fuck her in the ass.
Minaj is not really pretty in any way, so I'd cum in her mouth and get it over with.
I'm not actually all that hot for Rhianna, but I guess she's slim and symmetrically faced enough to make me cum nice in a good fuck.
>>28340738
Fuck Taylor
Anal Taylor
Head from Taylor
Marry Taylor
Kill Rhianna
Kill Nikki
Im a black guy btw
Wow, this website is so depressing... just remember you guys, at the end of the day things might not always work the way you want but you always have family and loved ones (bf / gf) and that's what really counts :3
>>28340734
thank you anime character
And if you don't have either of those?
>>28340734
Kiss the fattest part of my ass.
ITT: We post things that women will NEVER understand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
>>28340703
They'll never understand what the Jews do.
>>28340703
>Was WW2 the one with Merlin?
>>28340788
Merlin was in Vietnam you dumb bitch
What board is the most cancerous cancer and why is it /pol/?
>>28340613
Fuck off with these threads, /pol/.
>complaining about women hate
why do tumblrtards even come here
>>28340613
He has blue eyes. He's already superior to 90% of humanity.
>mfw I'm already halfway done with college and I haven't done a goddamn thing
what are your grades like though
>>28340626
3.3this is a low content post
Same, only I just finished year 3.
>want gf to fap me
>never will have one
>depression kicks in
>wanna fap with women hands
>will never have women fappers
>wat do
guys wat do we do
Women suck at handjobs anyways
>>28340581
>lying imp
It still feels nice to feel a soft, small feminine hand around your cock, and you have two spare hands to choke her and play with her ass.
>>28340564
>depression kicks in
thats dispare anon, ledepression:( is something that never goes away
I JUST WANT A FUCKING JAPANESE GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28340402
>meet japanese qt irl
>get her number
>she ghosts me
my dick is too big for asian girls
I just want a blonde blue eyed girl friend who is at least 5' 9"
>tfw browsing old erowid posts from 2000-2005 and wondering where in life all these 35+ year old druggies are now
Most of the "successful" people I know (well paying jobs, nice house and car, families) do drugs, mainly stimulants like coke and adderal. A few do psychedelics a few times a year.
>>28340367
Writing self-help books, organizing 'meditation' retreats, working as councellors or therapists... in short, being professional bullshitters.
is this a flashback thread?
flashback thread
>newgrounds animations back then were awful and drawn poorly, with crude humor only the edgy 12 yr old of that time would consider funny
>now newgrounds has far better decent animations but tom fulp is constantly asking people to help keep newgrounds alive because the damn website is on the brink of death
>tfw started reading a lot about anarchism
>it started to resonate with me, the whole anti-force, pro-community vibe
>friend on cuckbook liked something made by "Anarchist Memes"
>think, wow this could be funny
>just a bunch of image macros of unfunny shit
>if you ask a question you're called a bigot and they threaten to ban you
I guess it's back to making America...
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>>28340270
Nah anarchism is pretty cool. Don't let one bad experience turn you off of it. Pretty much every meme Facebook page ever is absolute garbage.
Unless you mean ancaps. Those are trash, and should be avoided at all costs.
>>28341359
basically this, also why are you deciding your political view based on it's facebook "meme" pages
gooben booben herr anon
>you develop a friendship with pic related
>have similar interests, hobbies, ideas
>you're getting along really well and she asks you out
>however she confesses that she's a MtF pre-op transsexual
Would you still hit it?
>she asks you out
so then your the girl in that situation?
>google image search
>ops pic is really a mtf
>found this pic on tumblr
i am at a loss for words
hrt really does work i guess
>>28340253
I'd be on my knees slurping down a warm load of her jizz before you could say 'sponge'.
What else before eviction?
>>28340232
>destroying the property of others because you're too fucking broke to pay your rent on time
you sure you're not some kinda nigger?
>>28340232
poop on stove, turn on stove
>>28340232
I hope you know that they charge you for damages, even if they have no proof you did it.
Basically you are adding to your debt.
are there any fembots i can read to via skype?
it can be something of your choice. my voice is ugly, but i just was a grill to hear me and know i exist
pls
Will I have to speak too? I dont feel comfortable talking to strangers but being read to sounds like it's really nice, especially as I'm falling asleep.if youre trying to get a girlfriend then I am not interested sorry
>>28340186
nope, no gf, ill read to you, pls dont be a man
>>28340201
sorry we are all men here. men and boys
Reminder to take care of your gentle hygiene. Brush your teeth even if it hurts.
Bumping this thread one time. If you haven't brushed your teeth in a long time make sure you brush them right now.
I find using an alcohol-based mouthwash helps motivate me to keep my teeth clean, because I really like the taste of alcohol.
no, I don't drink the mouthwash.
I will brush my teeth until it bleeds.