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Have you tried it? What's your opinion about this new dating site?
Do Italians count as White?
>>25704725
Peninsular Italians count as white, Sicilians are a different case.
>>25704725
>italians
>white
kek no
Quick vent post
>biology class
>teacher looks kinda gay
>sounds like a hardcore but shitty feminist
>always saying shit like "we'll use blue to schematize males and pink to schematize females. sorry about the cliche, i'll try to avoid that next time" or "men always think it's in women's genes to clean up stuff"
>this faggot also has a "keep calm and love genetics" meme on his presentations
>anyways
>today we studied some shit about sex
>starts going on about how calling women "miss" is really offensive and discriminatory
>(here miss means "woman who wasn't married yet)
>he actually started blue-pilling the class
>"yeah blah blah it means a woman has more value if she's married to a man"
>some girl goes "but hold on, that's sexist, right? that shit doesn't apply to men"
>"EXACTLY"
>"women have it much worse than men, socially, professionally, and personnally"
>"we'll have an in-depth debate about this kind of things next class, because some people really have SHOCKING and PROBLEMATIC opinions"
>mfw
I really don't fucking know guys. I know this guy's a fucking white-knight cuck, but I also feel like redpill is just as brainwashing as bluepill.
Also, my class is about 95 percent girls, so I'll basically be absolutely shunned by all if I start arguing against this goy
Like you aren't shunned already. Drop some knowledge on that faggot, it'll be fun to see them all get flustered. But take a video as well.
>>25704655
Fuck it argue back, the class with the most banter was always the most fun OP. Think of all the keks that could be had
Just go on your phone/computer and if he says something say
>I'm just waiting for the biology class to begin
Your (western) government does not love you, nor have your best interests in mind! Money makes the world go round. Everything has an ulterior motive. All your "national pride" is a joke. You mock other countries for their strict rules while thinking you're free.You're not.You're not a person, you're a human being!
>tfw my insight is too high
>frenzy won't stop building
It's okay, brother
If you go along with the rise, you learn the rules and the loopholes. Once you know how to manipulate people, like the government does, life becomes easier, although the people around you become incredibly dull.
Be safe, my friend. Dark times approach.
At least the motive is honest. Also, when you think about it, what is national pride worth? If they had it their way you would act, think and do everything they say with no room to be yourself. They put their ideas above you. All Capitalists want is your money, they don't really care what you do in your free time.
National pride rarely defends the government, you retard. That's nationalism 101.
You created a strawman out of an ideology without even understanding shit about it, and then got all chauvinistic via references to videogames.
If you really consider yourself superior to the average person you should probably stop.
At what age did you realize your friends weren't really your friends?
>>25704620
I think I was 11 at the time
Probably in my early 20's
>>25704620
Well i mean this basically hits after high school
Maybe after college?
You'll definitely have one or two best buds that will follow you through life and would take a bullet for you
Your family is usually one of those
The others are just acquaintances
normies just don't understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzCmV3_12c
> You will never meet each other at a young age, both innocent.
> You will never grow up together, learning hardships while still being together.
> You will never have the innocence of a first love that says yes.
> You will never also have your first girlfriend to be the one you marry, at an innocent early age.
> You will never die together with your childhood QT gf who was also your first and only lover.
> You will never enjoy the ignorance of what it's like to be rejected, and stop being yourself just to get a date. Let alone sex, let alone GF let alone wife let alone love.
> You will never have a GF who's there from the start. While you're still developing.
> You will never experience what it's like to have a relationship without having to seek online for approval or tips.
https://youtu.be/XaFPFzW4KcA
> By the time you get a legitimate temporary GF, both of you are jaded as fuck.
> You will never have the clear conscience of not wondering if they have an ulterior motive.
> You know your time with them is temporary, in 5 years the other will forget your name.
> You are the 30th guy she said she loves you to, and might not even be the last.
> You didn't go to prom together, she wasn't there at your graduation, and she definitely as fuck wasn't there when you struggled.
> You will never get the feeling of what it's like to start from the bottom with your QT childhood innie GF helping you out.
> You will never be her first at anything, anything she tells you could've been told to the previous 29 guys (plus the ones that didn't count)
> You will never be able to experience this alongside a group of friends who you hang out with often, because they're wagecucked.
> You will never experience this innocent love alongside all your other friends who also have qt childhood girlfriends you grew up with.
> You will be 25 years old, with completely new friends mostly online and the others you have to make an appointment with.
> You will never know what it's like to never have to cry alone, to have someone make a sacrifice for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm7Xf9818FM
> You will never have a love that's so strong they're willing to stay by your side even if you ended up disabled.
> You will never have a QT bf that stays near you even when you're not having sex, he still listens to you without coming off as desperate.
> You will never have a boyfriend who could've picked thousands of other women, yet chose you.
> He is only with you because he literally couldn't find anyone else, you will never know if he'd stay by your side if he had options.
> You will never have an ambitious boyfriend who doesn't play video games or shout anime memes.
> You will never have a boyfriend who can financially take care of you enough to start a family.
> You will always have to worry if you're just a practice GF, or if your boyfriend would've dated you if you were no longer young & pretty.
> You will never know what it's like to have someone genuinely interested in you as a person.
> Your hobbies/opinions & interests have literally no impact on the partners you find.
> Everything about you is decided from birth, your genetics and there is nothing you can do about it.
Sadly life isn't like fiction, son.
Plus, why begin dwelling on opportunities that never existed to start? If you can effectively communicate these type of concerns to your partner, finally finding the one person who wants to burden themselves with your woes and vice versa, then that makes it all the more while than these circumstantial situations you draw out from cartoons.
How do I get a deep voice like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE
Hookers and cocaine, I guess.
Get some codeine in your system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du27jGN2X1U
>>25704460
You can tell he smokes
Sup, long time lurker here but I've had a rough day I just need someone to tell me everything's going to be ok. Also, feels thread.
>>25704384
As much as I'd like to tell you that, it probably isn't ok, but that IS ok. Not everything in life is going to work out well, you just gotta keep on going. I believe in you.
>>25704422
Thanks anon that means a lot to me, I'm just about to leave for a comfy /nightwalk/ to clear my head.
I have anxiety problems since a couple of years ago.
This is self diagnosed right now and might be wrong.
It started with my stomach making noises. I attended classes and it made me so fucking embarrased, i started to dislike it. It happened a lot often when i thought about it, but in ocassions where i was distracted and feeling okay I never noticed it, and that led me to belive that it was on my mind. But I just couldnt calm it down.
Then the next year something changed and it became a lot less frequent, may had something to do with classes being way less crowded.
But now this year , when I have stopped having the stomach noises, Im facing another kind of trouble, precisely with swallowing.Not with food as many people seem to have, but simply my own saliva.
Like im in class, and suddenly feel the need to swallow and do it, but it causes me even more anxiety thinking that everyone is gonna hear it, and so i swallow more often and the problem grows bigger.
Its also started to happen in other ocassions, and for it a bitch no longer wants to share car with me.
I will end this shameful and disgusting blogpost and tell you that everything is gonna be okay.
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantIy lose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actualIy curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realize anyone could do it?
>he's unironically an engineer
this again. thought youd left us
I've seen this posted so many times I'm starting to think OP's parents got a divorce because his mom had an affair with an electrical engineer.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/40jb0m/women_of_reddit_what_makes_a_man_creepy/
How many of these are you guilty of, robots?
literally none
still a 23yo KHV tho
>be unattractive
Fuck off, you nigger
well robots my day as a NEET may be limited, I have a job interview tomorrow, for Taco Bell, even if its just a fast food place I'm still nervous as shit, and this is my very first interview so I'm all worked up, give me some advice and shit robots, help me out here
claim all the gaps in your resume are from college and never contradict their requests for extra hours/late shifts until you're on the job
>>25704358
never went to college so at least have no debt, but have the gap covered I work a short while for my mo she used to own a restraunt, and worked there for a bit, but when it closed down been a NEET since but i can fudge the dates a bit and my mom will vouch/lie for me if need be, I just don't want to fuck up this interveiw and get a job hopefully
>>25704336
I have a recruitment day in two days. I'm going to be 'speeddating' with several recruiters who are going to ask me why I didn't do shit in uni and the 6 months following my graduation. Right now I'm more or less contemplating whether I'm going to creatively change the truth or just straight up lie.
*knock knock*
Hey son, I think we need to have a talk about your living arrangements...
>WTF GET OUTTA MY HOUSE NIGGER
>>25704209
NO NO NO NO GO AWAYYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls daddy i'm scared
>>25704209
"Are you kicking me out again? No it's fine, I understand"
*ring*
"Hi mum, can I come live with you? Dad kicked me out again. What, why'd he kick me out..? He uhhh, can't afford to keep me anymore. Yes I have been trying to get a job, it's just really hard with no experience and no qualifications. Alright thanks mum, I'll be over soon. I love you"
Repeat this in reverse in about 6-10 months.
Don't date a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder. Just don't shit is awful, you constantly worry if she's going to cheat on you just to spite you. Or if she's gonna rip your head off, and yet you stay because you wanna help her. If you see any of these red flags, just fuck right off anons. The pussy ain't worth it m9's
>>25704155
how bout just being friends with her is that off the table too?
>>25704250
Nah son, she always had problems holding onto friends. Either by alienating them or just because she didn't have the self-esteem or drive to hold onto them. Don't think they won't fuck you over even if you're just friends.
>>25704155
tfw BPD
I can't keep relationships.
Is there anything that makes you feel nostalgic, robots?
>>25704086
where can i dl that?
http://youtu.be/nIHPOhfjREk
Anybody remember this game?
>>25704234
http://markk-b.tripod.com/downloads/w98maze/w98maze.html
Install instructions are for XP though, don't know how it'll work for newer versions.
Anyone almost get their oneitis here?
post your story...
>>25703925
not really oneitis but pretty much the cutest girl on my old school imo... she looked pretty much like this blond girl with glasses from this picture i saw a lot here but forgot to save )=
well...
>be me
>end of 13. class
>theres one last party behind the school
>we had a few partys with most people of our year
>she's there the first time
>we burn our papers and shit
>drink enough to grow balls
>somehow end up talking with her her fat friend and 2 friends of mine.
>later end up talking just with her
>she's cold so i say i could get her my jacket from my backpack that lies around somewhere
>find backpack
>too drunk at this point
>fall asleep on my backpack
>puke
>later got woken up by some ginger
> she's gone
>never saw her again
>>25703925
> 18 or 19
> see girl on facebook
> shes a 7 but shes an 11 to me
> turns out shes joined our friendship group through a friend
> see her in RL and instantly fall in love
> shes shy, cute, mysterious, funny, sexy, honest, cold and kind of broken, but warm hearted too
> we hit it off really well
> deep convos, flirting, laughing every night
> always excited to go out just to see her
> everyone says we're so coupley and cute together
> talk on the phone at like 4am
> spend about 5 random nights together over the whole summer
> really intimate kissing, cuddling.. (no sex cause im an awkward virgin, scared what she'll think)
> raving about her to all my friends
> one night we're out and i decide to ask her out "just as a formality"
> shes surprised and acts like iv said something CRAZY, she says "were just friends"
> i cry, she comforts me outside and we hug for like 20mins
> i say its ok
> its not ok
it irreversibly fucked me up to fall so hard in love for the first time, be made to believe it was real and then find out that the joke was on me all along.. i was made to believe that it was my fault as well, that i had the wrong idea, a crazy imagination, was too clingy.. but what other idea could i have!?
the worst thing is iv had no closure. shes still in the friendship group and i have to pretend to be casual with her.. if she says or does anything nice toward me i feel things again and its like kicking a hurt dog all over again..
>>25704245
found her... first pic on google i saw... sorry .__.
What's it like to be rich and wake up without worries?
What's it like to go out and easily bang beautiful arrogant girls?
What's it like to truly live in the moment without anxiety?
What's it like to be friends with attractive famous people who see you as an equal?
What's it like to be respected and admired by your peers?
What's it like to be happy?Please someone just give me this glimpse of this so I have something to dream about until I die.
>>25703727
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, where you live, or what you do, or who you surround yourself with. You are the tar pit and it'll follow you everywhere.
>>25703727
> rich people have problems that are different from yours. those that have earned their wealth have a ton of responsibility, and those who haven't must prepare for the future when their wealth runs out
>their sexual exploits are an escape from some void within them that they fear to acknowledge, finding a satisfying life partner is more difficult because they've fine tuned their game to attract women who do not make good life partners. Loneliness hits when they become too old and tired to keep up the chase.
>bliss, but the struggle to achieve this is more difficult than your passive lifestyle will ever be
>these people have their own problems, their life is scrutinized, and they have to constantly keep up appearances
>pretty sweet, still a lot of responsibility. I'm getting there
anyone can be happy, and anyone can be unhappy. You just have to take inventory of your life often and be honest with yourself. Someone can be happy doing what you're doing with your life, anon, if that's what they want. It's not enough to keep telling yourself that yours is the life you want, though.
>>25703755
All my unhappiness and anxieties come from the fear of the future. The fear of wageslavery, the fear of homelessness, the fear of eternal virginity, the fear of being invisible, and the fear of remaining unhappy until death.
I want a description of it. I want to know what it's like, that's all. I know that no good will happen to me, but a man still has to face 8 hours of sleep a day with nothing but his dreams.
