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robots, i did it!
i had sex with my oneitis
>go out to normie bar for dinner, drink fancy cocktails, eat expensive tiny tasty foods, talk and get a bit drunk
>go to some gallery opening thing, she loves this shit, didn't tell her we were going, drink free champagne, she gushes over awesome it is
>go to another normie bar, more drinks, all cuddly and shit, get uber home
>at my house, laying on bed watching some music vids, just kiss her, all or nothing play here boys
>she kisses back!
>making out, clothes start coming off, before i know it shes on top and i'm inside her
>whiskey dick saving my life! don't instablow
>wakeup naked together, hungover
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!
>mfw
REEEEEEEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER TIME TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
While it is good to hear, you are only posting it here because you have no one else to brag too, you must leave you NORMAL FAG PIECE OF TRASH
>>25709217
>>25709243
Thanks robots! I don't remember a time i was this happy.
Was anyone here ever beaten up or bullied by girls?
>>Be 8
>>Three guys have cornered me and are punching me
>>Random ugly half-black chick(in a 99.9% White school) runs up and punches me too
>>Punch her back
>>Two white knights join in the pummeling because I punched a girl
>>25708710
In elementary school two girls names Jill and Jessica would chase after me, sit on my chest and shove grass in my mouth.
I remember liking it
>>25708710
No that's pathetic.
You judge anime girls purely on looks. If that isn't true, post your waifu and explain why you like her personality. If someone else posts your waifu, you have to explain why you deserve her more.
Shes a reverse trap, the most serious form of tomboy.
The two traits of tomboys are:
>1. You can talk to them and hang out with them easily because they act like your guy friends.
>2. They are love shy which means they are more likely to be in the relationship for the same reason as me. Actual soulmate tier love at first sight or at least after realizing you're great for each other.
Her social link is great and so is every romantic even in golden between the ending and true ending.
And beyond that is she looks perfect to me. Literally a foot shorter a year younger, short blue hair.
The only thing about her is she doesn't explicitly play video games, but neither does your main character.
Also she comes with the extra of being a detective and interested in detective stuff. I like detective stuff, but don't obsess over it. Having a gf like her could easily drive me to follow her, giving me life goals and overall meaning.
>>25708749
You deserve.
She's manic depressive and I just want to do what I can to make her happy. She needs an outlet for her energy (don't be lewd) and I'd be happy to basically be her toy. But when the hard times come I could be her shoulder to cry and comfort her. She likes taking pictures and tries to make a career out of it which shows some form of artistic talent, or at least interest and want to improve. She smokes which is something that we could share and I there's something about it that I find attractive. Also she likes to care for small animals which shows she's very tender and loving.
My favourite genre of music istrap.
>>25708522
Ayy mein nigga
Favorite producer?
M O N E Y B O Y
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>>25708522
Why do you keep posting a real life girl then? It's not even a trap.
> Be me
> Freshman year of HS
> At new school, don't know anyone
> On the 3rd or 4th week, meet some qt3.14 who has similar interests, etc.
> we talk for a while
> end up becoming really good friends
> about 3/4 through 1st semester
> Play vidya together basically every day after school
> develop a relationship that is genuine
> December
> Enter trashy, douche I had a rivalry with
> We'll call him J
> a few days before winter formal, ask grill to dance
> get the typical "I want to stay just friends with all my male friends... even J"
> Don't speak to her for two weeks straight
> Sit next to her in commons every day, but don't say a word
> This builds on top of already crippling depression
> Think of suicide literally every 30 mins or so
Cont?
bump, or something.......
>>25708506
just dump this shit, I get off to people more robotic than mehalf chub
>>25708506
why ask for cont you stupid dumb fuck, if you wanted this thread to get more then my reply then dont be a useless fucking retard
pic related, its a better place for you
when do you call a girl/woman "ma'am" and when do you call her "miss"? i always get very anxious about this.
>>25708495
I call younger women maam to make them uncomfortable about age, and I like calling really old women maam for fun. I like to call old men sir
>>25708552
beta
>>25708495
if you're a wagecuck, older woman in managing role = ma'am
younger woman in managing role = miss
>>25708612
but how do you tell which to use when you're unsure if she's older or younger? i'm not good at judging ages.
How do you get rid of burnt semen smell? Just burnt a couple of my cum socks by accident and it smells terrible in my room now.
>>25708474
3D print a gun and bullets. I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
>>25708513
If I could afford a 3D printer I wouldn't be cumming in socks.
Please help, this smell is nauseating.
>lots of creative ideas for video games, movies, songs, stories in general
>have no programming/dev talent, no means to make movies/short films, no musical talent or access to instruments whatsoever, don't believe my prose would be strong enough to write an actual book
Who /creative but talentless/ here?What should I do about it? I just want to create for a living.
the answer is learn a skill
stop telling yourself you can't and learn a skill, or two or three
you have a computer and the internet so everything you need is out there for free
I'm not going to stick around and listen to you complain or make excuses. learn a skill.
>>25708419
Skills are developed, bud. Work on disciplining yourself.
tfw, this is me
it's probably not because we have no talent but because we're just fucking lazy and addicted to shit that takes no effort.
i own a guitar, taking lessons, still don't do shit with it, and i even enjoy playing. it's not because i don't have talent but because there's a depressing comfort about instead just hanging around 4chan and complaining about my life. you probably won't become talented until you first eliminate the problems that made you that way.
Describe your dick in two words only
>Huge and unused.
pretty average.
robot
>>25708412
The words I would use:
>small
>thick
>>25708412
Adolf Hitler
original comment pls
Is anyone here actually like sheldon personality wise?
>>25708391
Yeah
ZIMBABWE!
>>25708391
I'm way worse than Sheldon. Sheldon is pretty normalfag. The man owns an alienware laptop for heaven's sake.
>>25708391
Not even close, but my normie family all seem to think so.
So robots, who is she?
No, not your faggoty litttle crushes on a tranny or 2D waifu.
Who is this girl? I've reverse image searched with no luck and she seems pretty rare.
http://alisaaaish.tumblr.com/
>>25708341
jesus christ some of you scare me sometimes
>>25708511
>Doesn't have a multi-gig folder cataloging every cute girl he finds on the internet
lolfag
>Quiet qt who sits in the back of my uni class reading manga asks me for my number to help her out with calc homework
>She calls me
>We click and are actually very similar i n our interests
>I tell a joke about autists and 9/11
>We both laugh
>Hear voice in background ask "Who are you talking to"
>She replies "My boyfriend"
>Assume it's her brother or dad or something
>Voice says "Don't give the little nerdo any ideas"
>Hear spanking sound
>She says "ooh, behave"
>>25708204
Continue you cuck in making
Oh jesus cut contact cut contact!
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Please quit messaging her all together. And if she asks why you don't talk to her tell her that it's because she's boring
>Nothing is true
>Everything is permitted
What is your take on the Creed's maximum?
bullshit to make nerds sound "le deep xd"
Nothing is true is dumb. Everything is permitted is unwinnable.
>>25708512
>bullshit to make nerds sound "le deep xd"
>not knowing it is a nearly thousand year old quot that has been often repeated
>getting close to orgasm
>hold back a little
>suddenly building orgasm is gone
>try to bring it back
>no luck
>bored and frustrated
>give up
who /low sex drive/
>>25708168
>only masturbate to avoid wet dreams which are messy and gross
>get ready to have a fap session
>something distracts me
>end up surfing wikipedia
>find myself two hours later sitting with my cock in one hand reading a ten page article about early twentieth century agriculture in south australia
i guess i'm pretty low sex drive
>>25708168
This happen to me recently I was in the middle of a good fap to one of the best one's in years since I'm on the happy pills. Then I remembered something about edging and held back my orgasm. My dick then went flaccid and I couldn't orgasm again. I swear I almost ripped off my dick in frustration after spending hours just trying to get it up. Life won't even let me enjoy pleasuring myself.
>actually feel like fapping for a change
>start going at it
>feels pretty amazing
>hear a noise
>have to stop for a couple minutes
>start trying to finish again
>it feels like shit now
>just beat it out as fast as possible and have an orgasm that gives me less pleasure than sneezing
>don't jerk off again for a week
>>25708364
>south australia
Hate his place.
Everything will be okay, bros.
Take these:
E5BNL-88KHW-QN7QW
7F92A-WMGQW-CHAVI
EYID0-Y0GID-DRBBA
FF3LY-993XV-Y9V4K
BQH5A-QRJRE-R9NH0
0LCHE-N9F8T-ZTXNH
LDI0Q-27MY9-KWDIH
>>25708117
steam codes?
>>25708125
Just some spare junk, but still, free vidya.
>>25708117
Looks like they're all gone. I got one, thanks OP, you're based.
