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who bad hygiene here?
Why is it so hard to do even the basics now?
Some of my teeth are rotten to the gum and I haven't showered in 2 weeks. I haven't brushed my hair in that amount of time either.
It makes me feel like shit and my teeth hurt all the time. Fugg.
1. Brush teeth
2. Shower
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT FUCK
>>25716968
I just legit don't want to. It's like a chore and I never do those either.
I don't quite understand it myself. I guess I've gotten so used to not doing it it's become a bad habit that's hard to break.
>>25716956
I used to live on a mattress in a garage that I only left to shit, shower and buy junk food
I showered 1-2 times a month
I only wore a shirt and underwear. I changed clothes only when they became mouldy which was always on my stomach where I came and on the collar where I wiped my mouth and hands
I never brushed my teeth
I used to go out to the store, probably smelling like piss, shit and rotten food on top of all the cum that I had on my shirt and underwear
I lived like this for over a year
It's an incredibly hard habit to break.
You'll NEVER hear that knock on your door
She DOES NOT exist
There is NOBODY coming to save you
There is NOBODY coming to love you
>>25716890
she already saved me.
>>25716890
>tfw she almost did
>tfw it was just a face
>tfw I couldn't save her
>girl offered to be Misaki no gf
>turned it down because I'm autistic
So I ended up in a relationship with a 17year old, she loves the fuck out of me and paints. I'm a 23 year old with a decently established artistic practice and I love the fuck out of this girl. Broke her hymen, we paint together and break. It's wonderful.
Anyway, we just had a pregnancy scare, the test came back negative. It's not my first scare either. I do not want to be a father, why do I feel hollow on the inside? The fuck, any robots know this feel?
This isn't your fucking blog, normaltrash. Fuck off.
Sounds eerily close to my situation.
Quit fucking around and take birth control seriously or you will fuck up both of your lives forever.
I have seen it happen many many times.
Get that shit sorted or have you life plans aborted.
Is it possible to be 5'6" and a chad?
maybe if you are the redeemed prince of Saiyans.
>>25716762
only if you're a tall midget
>>25716762
No.
Literal definition of chad includes TALL
How bad of an idea is it to tell a therapist that I've given up on 3DPD?
>>25716722
Seems like a pretty good idea to be honest family.
maybe she'll change your mind and grab your crotch.
I don't know
>>25716800
Well we both have dubs so what could go wrong?
tfw cant even be a robot b/c dad took virginity.
cant even troll properly either.
>>25716607
Hot, but u r normie now sextoy
>>25716607
You shouldn't have lured him into having sex with you, you terrible person!
>be wandering in desert
>never tasted a drop of water
>someone walks by with a full canteen
>I beg to just look at the water if they won't let me have it anyway
>"what a thirsty faggot"
>they walk away laughing at me
>>25716541
because it was just a mirage. you are actually dead.
mfw water is pussy: XD
>Sandstorm starts playing
Anyone else /internetallday/? Bonus point for every hour spent on /r9k/.
Plus general NEET thread
>wake up intending to at least play a video game
>spend 12 fucking hours on 4chan stopping only to go to the bathroom or bring food to the computer desk
>too tired to do anything else and go to sleep
>repeat for 8 years straight
help
>>25716523
Same situation. The only difference is that I went to the grocery store to buy something to eat. And I actually felt a lot more nervous walking on the streets today. Not only about interacting with people, but with my own body as well. Like I'm not walking quite right. I'm not used to walk more than 50 meters a day for a long time now. So walking a few blocks felt really strange. It took me quite a while to get a hold of my own body.
Shit, I seriously need help too.
>>25716523
how is that setup even sposed to work? It looks like the screen would be blocked by the keyboard holder.
/omegle/ thread!
Lets get depressing, stupid conversations started.
post screenshots
tags: r9k, robot9001
Why aren't these threads banished to /soc/?
>>25716434
shameless bump,
where are the cute fembots?
>>25716936
"Briana" girl is on, get at her lad
>tfw 26 years old and never had a girl interested in you because you are short and ugly.
Damn you are pathetic im really happy im tall and good-looking
>>25716390
Then why are you memeposting on a Chinese ceramic board?
Welcome to the cool kids' table.
>tfw post fap
>Your pussy has no power here
Help me bros. Is there a way to feel like this all the time? I want to be an asexual 24/7
yes, fap 3 times a day
>>25716332
>Is there a way to feel like this all the time
no not really.
>>25716332
>I wish I could jerk off an infinite amount of times in a row
>tfw gf is pissed off because I missed her phone call again
>>25716194
shit test
just brush it off
>>25716194
die in a fire normie scum
>>25716215
What do you mean? Why would she shit test me?
Ask a semi-competent female anything
>>25716133
How can I develop something with my step cousin
We both have feelings (I'm not making it up senpai deets provided upon request) and I can't help the way I feel.
Have you ever done this?
>>25716262
Well, provided that you're srs about pursuing a relationship and considering you're not blood related there shouldn't be a problem in bringing it up with her that the two of you spend some time together alone
Go on a date to the park/cafe/somewhere calm and just talk about where you're both at, get to know each other a little better and see where things go from there
If there becomes any problems from other family member it's not really their business to bitch because it's not like you're inbreeding
Do you chub and tuck?
>>25716106
why the fuck are you saving fb pics of fat guys?
I would but I got no chub bwah
i got a little chub.
but much more dick.
Hey r9k. Been considering getting a practice gf just wondering how its going to help me? I should be able to lose my virginity but will it raise my confidence and social skills too? Any robots with practice gf experience know?
>>25716064
The idea is that you get experience with relationships and get all the dumb mistakes everyone makes in their first relationship out of the way.
Wanna build social skills? Ride the bus or subway. Someone will eventually yell at you or try to start a conversation with you. Do this a couple times a week and you'll realize how shitty people are and you'll want to never go outside again.
>>25716079
What are some of the mistakes senpai? All I can think of screwing up if I did get a qt gf is sex since im inexperienced. I'm not a clingy person and really just want a gf because society expects it. Sex and having a qt to talk to would be nice though.
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