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Who /Naruto/ here?
>outcast as a child
>literally no friends growing up
>watch Naruto
>think things will get better when I grow up and make true friends
>It never happened
>Naruto
Get better taste in anime you filthy normalfaggot.
>>25717734
Nigger I was like 8, I just watch Dragon Ball and Umaru now.
it's probably your fault anyway. were you as half as enthusiastic and hardworking as naruto? i don't think so, otherwise you wouldn't have ended in /r9k/.
also;
>not believing in yourself no matter what
>not having an ultimate goal; a dream to achieve
Is anyone here still doing nofap?
Day 8 and it feels like time wasted I could've been fapping to some god tier stuff. I don't know why I keep going.
>day 8
I think you already failed nofap.
>>25717648
dude just fap once a week for now, cause all you're gonna be thinking about is fapping or sex related shit. no fap is a reddit meme
I haven't fapped since last year
>tfw you realise life will never, EVER be as good as the summer of 2013 ever again
>>25717579
>living in the past
Move on anon. We all have to.
>>25717579
i have a same feeling on this guy.
>mfw 2014 was the best year I had with women
>2015 was a fluke
I have no friends anymore, no women.
All my friends forgot about me. I see them on social media and they all still hang and care for eachother. Seeing girls from highschool run back to them after so long, and I never even get a "How are you doing?" from anyone. Not even family.
I don't know if my life is going to end up being alone in a 1 bedroom apartment wagekeking my life away and drinking my sorrows till I self induce liver cancer.
>tfw live in a frat house full of intensely lonely alcoholic young men who pretend they're okay through sublimating their emotions into blackout rage
>tfw I'm going to die alone, my only comfort being that these fellow young men and these robots on r9k are also going through my struggle
>tfw life in general
>even chad is depressed
>>25717527
I'm not a chad, brother. Being in a frat doesn't mean I can get laid.
>>25717527
This is new... So new..
>>25717516
Any stories op?
What makes your dick hard robots?
>>25717455
Rape hentai.
The guy on the right
asses
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fucking mods will delete this as usual. mods turned this place to a normie shithole
Remembering your embarrassing moments?
>>25717414
>fucking mods will delete this as usual. mods turned this place to a normie shithole
OP is just a torrent of shit in post form.
>Be Openly femme looking gay
>Want BF
>Chad will never have sneaky sex with me in the locker room
>Chad will never bully me at school then treat me like a queen in private
Fucking Stacies.
>>25717253
>Fucking Stacies.
Chad sure is.
>>25717253
prolly just means ur ugly
>>25717253
It's ok, brother. That feel is not limited to those of a certain sexual orientation.
Most girlfriends:
1. Monopolize your time
2. Pressure you to do all kinds of shit you don't want to do
3. Make you change yourself radically to fit their needs
4. Will lie and act like your friend and then throw you in the trash when they get a chance at a better man
It's better to be single.
Yeah you might find a rare one in a million gem but you can't know whether she really is one or just pretending until she screws you over, so you're constantly gambling every day you stay with her.
To be single is to be free.
Yes, the true path is to investigate ways to improve your single life and investigate ways to satisfy your needs without putting yourself at the mercy of a roastie.
>>25717199
The woman I used to be in love with was the opposite of that. She used to be extremely explicit that I should only do things if I want to.
I want a gf but one thats a gender swapped version of myself so I dont have to put up with normie bullshit
>have friendly classmate back in HS
>friendly with everyone, no one hates him
>always calm and cool, i played CS1.6 with him online
>graduate
>he goes to art school because he's interested in sculpturing and modeling and stuff, his parents are fine with everything as long as he's happy
>i laugh at him inside because art school? Thats ridiculous, he's going to be unemployed in no time
>my parents are somewhat pushy and force me to go to univ to study CS whereas i dont want to do anything in life
>stay there for like 2 years, dont have any friends, much less a gf
>word goes around seniors who're graduating are hired by companies at barely above minimum wage
>quit univ
>2 years pass fat kv NEET now
>check on the guy from HS
>he's now a stone sculpture maker
>makes a ton of money, lives in a huge house and has a car
>mfw an arts student can have his shitty stone sold for thousands of dollars but i, an intellectual cannot get a job for more than 8.5 to 9$ per hour
Fuck pure academics, learn a trade or something. Its too late for me, ive decided on leaching off parents forever now.
Why do retards say 'hurr STEM masterrace' when they barely make any money?
>>25717169
you sound like a cool guy, secretly hoping your friend will fail while pursuing his dreams
>>25717169
>Computer Science
>Intellectual
Neither is essential to the other.
>CS
>intellectual
I laugh in your general direction.
In my opinion, having a therapist is completely normie
I mean, it implies you have money, are willing to leave your house, have a want to interact with society, that's completely normie
epin thread dood xD
>>25717133
My therapist is covered by my insurance and I'm bottom of the barrel poor.
that is one rare fuckin pepe senor
Femanons, do you ever get jealous of girls like pic related?
>>25717050
honestly dude this seems like a terrible example and/or picture
>>25717050
>tfw you will never have a nerdy cowtits mommy gf
Kill me.
not really, I have zero interest in my appearance thanks to the wonders of autism
>walk to the bus stop
>toothless bum jumps to my face
>starts asking for money
>deny
>starts asking for my gloves, my beanie, and my scarf
>deny loudly
>gets angry, throw his beer can at passing car
>screams at me that I'm a fag
>vaguely mumble unintelligible threats
>look at him, chuckle loudly and proceed to ignore him
I'd have given him a couple of luncheon vouchers if he wasn't such an obnoxious, drunk scumbag. Could barely understand what the fucker was saying throughout.
Forgot to mention that it was 8 in the fucking morning.
Some fuckin gypo approached me once.
It was like 6 o clock and the dude was drunk.
Gypsies are shit
>>25717041
A lot of bums are unfortunately mentally ill and violent. I just ignore them at all times.
Pictures that make you go hmmmm bread.
Hmmmm cop car
>>25717030
>>25717053
Neither of these pics are hmmmm. I take it you just arrived here a few weeks ago?
>>25717097
Try looking harder
Why the FUCK does Blacked always make the girls wear white lingerie that look like wedding underwear?!
>interracial porn
Fuck off you cuck faggot
I would guess they're going for contrast. Look at the sets, even. They're almost always very white, and clean. Trying to make the black guy stand out even more.
>>25716998
I know I hate it too but it's the only thing I can get off to now
Can I hear everyone's lottery plans? I'm gonna fuck some high end hookers and go on cruises for the rest of my life.
My plan is to keep my two dollars instead of being a chump.
>>25716971
I honestly believe that if I win it would fix all my problems. My depression, anxiety, and robot problemso will go away. Money could fix everything.
>>25716991
Yeah...fuck 1 billion dollars, I could turn everything around if I had just 10,000 right now.
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