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>just go outside and talk to girls, it's so easy!
when will this meme end? if you just stand around waiting to pounce on girls while they're walking down the sidewalk they'll think you're a
some of us work for a living as programmers so we can't stay up late and don't have the opportunity to talk to females during the day. and unless you have 9/10 facial aesthetics it's a waste of time to try online dating as any girl over 3/10 is going to get 20 messages per hour
Way to talk yourself out of it before even doing it turtlefaggot
>>25722488
get a job and talk to your female coworkers or go back to school and bullshit with classmates. why does everyone have to make everything excruciatingly difficult?
>>25722528
>when i say retarded blatantly false things why can't people just assume i meant something else that is also retarded and false but is more effort to disprove?
I celebrate my first wedding anniversary next week. Ask me anything.
Why are you here you disgusting normie.
How old is your wife's son?
>>25722372
Because this place amuses me.
>>25722425
Neither of us has had a child.
I remember a time when autism wasn't a meme. It was a better time.
>tfw diagnosed with autism last year
th-thanks doc
why are so many people autistic? did it get memed into reality?
I just don't tell anyone about my aspergers. Nobody has the right to know anything as personal as that, same goes with any disability payments I may or may not receive.
>all rarity
>stolen goods are welcome
>pl0x no dupe if already in thread
i'll start
>jihad pepe
>donald trumpepe
sweet memes arte made of theese
>Porn ruined your life
>have to take psychiatric drugs for life
>tfw only man on earth who doesnt watch porn and isnt fucked in the head from dopamine depletion and over the top expectations and insecurities and fetish desensitization
>>25722237
>>25722277
When will this meme die.
I jerk off once every two days to fucked up porn and I'm fine.
>>25722237
>Porn ruined your life
In what sense?
ITS NOT WHO YOU KNOW
ITS
WHO
YOU
BLOW
>>25722224
Super Hans always looks like he needs crack. Probably because he needs some crack.
![Peep Show - 07x03 - A Beautiful Mind.mp4_snapshot_21.11_[2015.03.09_02.18.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zlEBgEI.jpg "Peep Show - 07x03 - A Beautiful Mind.mp4 snapshot 21.11 [2015.03.09 02.18.26]")
crackfucking robot ruining my awesome post ree
>>25722224
I know what I said at the time, but I now realize I really love crack
How the fuck do manlets even compete? Seriously.
Fuck my shit up.
>>25722162
with bullet
This is actually not true. They do it to attract tall men, not reject short men.
>>25722193
the one on the left is fat. that is all.
Hello Robots, I think I have found a sure proof way to find a waifu.
>Join a religion, preferably Judaism, Christianity or Islam.
>Go to shul, church or mosque all the time and become extremely dedicated.
>Once you are a legit member, ask the rabbi, priest or imam to help you find a wife.
>They most certainly will.
Before you go out and do this, I have almost no experience with Christianity or Islam , however if you find a highly religious, or maybe even extremist sect, they will most certainly help you find a wife. Also I would recommend getting a degree or job of some sort to improve your chances, especially if they help you with an arranged marriage.
>>25722119
No, they won't. Church is a good way to find a wife, though. Especially Mormonism. In their belief, they need to have as many kids as possible, as they think they're saving the childrens' souls. Get a Mormon gf and convert.
>>25722119
>join judaism
that's not how it works, cuck
>christians
>not sluts
>kaffir converts
>real muslims
>goyim converts
>real jews
Who else /connoisseur/ here?
Feces & Urine
>tfw taking the first drag of the day of a nice fresh kaka log
myself i take exclusively opiates and only drink chilled champagne (pronounced correctly & served at 12)
I drink my gfs piss on a regular basis and have licked her shitty asshole and a shitty dildo that had been up my ass
piss doesnt taste that bad desu
Why is it common knowledge in the mainstream media that vaginas dont get loose through intercourse with a big dick but on the same time its known that the vagina gets loose after birth?
>>25721807
It's a prime example of cognitive dissonance.
Giving birth literally rips the vagina and perineum open to the point where it has to be sewn shut. The smallest baby skull is a lot larger than even the thickest dick.
Are you retarded?
>>25721807
The question is whether vaginas work like steel or like aluminum. With steel there's a threshold below which no damage occurs, but aluminum wears out eventually no matter how gently you treat it. Expert /r9k/ vaginaologists must answer this.
>he has blond hair
>>25721699
>he is a ginger
>tfw brown hair and brown eyes
>tfw not brown hair and blue eyes
>tfw natural blonde
>tfw in the gyms locker room and you see the "blonde chicks" changing
>tfw you see bush as dark as a fresh pot of coffee.
Damn girl at least shave it off if you're gonna pretend to be a blonde.
Do i lose my virginity when i get my dick sucked?
Or do I still get to say I'm a virgin after a blowjob?
>>25721691
There are different categories of virginity.
Vaginal, anal, oral, etc.
With vaginal being top-tier and the point at which you can refer to losing your virginity in general.
i.e. "I lost my virginity."
Anything other than that and you must refer specifically to the category of virginity that you've lost.
i.e. "I lost my oral virginity."
Good luck anon.
You're still a virgin. You have to penatrate a vagina with your penis and cum inside it without protection.
>>25721758
does that mean gays willa lways b virgin
Who else /ginger/ here?
Why does society constantly shit on us?
Why are bullies always depicted as being gingers?
WHY AM I SO FUCKING PALE.
I was a ginger bully, I have a great deal of insensitivity when it comes to being in pain, and that really scared the shit out of my peers.
>tfw ginger with brown eyes
JUST
>>25721710
Yeah man, I take these scalding showers and it feels great.
Macbeth syndrome probs.
>have sex with gf, we talk about how much we love each other, etc
>friends are going out so go with them
>she said it was ok
>come back
>gets pissed at me for going out with friends
You guys may be missing out on some good things but at least you don't have to consistently deal with this grade A bullshit
>>25721601
The have sex thing is irrelevant
>going out with friends while you have a girlfriend
you're an asshole. she did nothing wrong, of course she's gonna say it's okay cause she doesn't want to seem like a bitch but it's understandable that she'd be mad at you when you got back
>>25721664
Asshole?
Friends b4 girlfriends. always.
>What do you mean ?
what did he mean by this ?
Fuck off, french dog
Protip: stop putting spaces before your question marks
Saged and hidden
>>25721507
racist
It took me a while to stop doing as OP
Bieber is decent these days desu senpai.
