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that feel when you realise your entire life is stagnating and everyone around you is finding not only jobs but careers and you have about a million different choices to make and the world wants yout to make them NOW but you just want to curl into a little ball and hide from it all, so you do and the world punishes you for it, and the worst part is there is always a tiny glimmer of hope that keeps you from descending into rampant alcoholism or suicide, and you just wish it would go away so you had some excuse for why your life is going nowhere, but you really dont so you chalk up everything thats going wrong to some problem you have that millions of other people have but are dealing with just fine so its not really an excuse, is it? And you dont have any friends since you left school, but they are still friends with each other, and worse than the hurt, worse than only finding about parties when their smiling faces are uploaded to facebook, is WHY they arent interested in you anymore. It would be better if they didnt like you, but their was just an ambiguous drifting apart and if you just had some reason you could fix it, like it was some part of you but isnt and no one will tell you, so there is nothing to fix, and its just you alone all day and you try to play videogames to take your mind off of it, but every game is the same quality as years ago but shit now because you are drepressed and angry and you cant get lost in anything for too long anymore and you come here to belong to a collective but you dont really belong. You dont belong to anything, and you try to blame it on aspergers and insomnia and bad people skills, but really you are just sad. You are one, sad little kid that everyone wants to be an adult and you cant take it, and being sad makes you sad and you cant stop being sad.
>>29472206
>tfw make $75k per year at 22 years old
>normies I went to high school with are either working dead end minimum wage jobs, or drowning in student loans from their worthless college degrees while working dead end minimum wage jobs
>girls are actually interested in me now because I have a steady, well paying job
>literally nothing else has changed, I look pretty much the same as I did in college
>fuck them a few times and then ignore them completely because I know they're just trying to use me
>drink every night because I realize no girl will ever love me for me
>turn on CS:GO
>get depressed and bored and abandon the match
>drink until I fall asleep while messaging sluts on Tinder
Pretty much every single night.
>>29472333
what's your job roginiaol conettent
>>29472372
Chemical engineer
Literally went to college for free because I was the only applicant to a bunch of scholarships in the engineering department and won by default
Has anymore here lost their virginity super late like 22+? If so, how did it go? Was it embarrassing how obvious it was you were a virgin? I'm a 25 year old KV, but I only have myself to blame as I've had numerous chances to lose it but the girl wasn't attractive enough or I didn't feel comfortable. Now I just want to lose it to get it over with.
>Was it embarrassing how obvious it was you were a virgin?
I'm 25 and was dating a 17yo. I asked her why she was so reluctant to have sex with me and she flat out told me she didn't think I knew what I was doing.
>>29472260
I think I remember you from an earlier post. Have you fucked her yet? I mean you stick your erect penis and thrust in and out, its not rocket science. You might not be a porn star but I mean come on.
>>29472292
>Have you fucked her yet?
We don't talk anymore. I guess it was obvious I was a virgin to her and that killed my chance
Would you date a cosplay/con-going gf? Asking for a friend
>>29472088
If I wanted a gf, sure. Why not?
>>29472088
No, most seem like whores.
>>29472088
At this point, my standards are at rock bottom. Lifting just barely excludes extremely overweight girls but thats about it.
Are you happy with your body /r9k/?
>>29472012
No, but i want to fix it in next few months
Eat less, exercise more
should be possible
I'm working on it so that makes me feel better about it but I don't like it
>>29472012
is this a grill or a boi
True story
Gather round wankers and porn addicts and virgins
>be a kissless virgin in his 20's
>decide to finally hire a prostitute
>she comes to my room
>she calls me handsome
>and she says she loves my hair
>we took off our clothes
>gave her the money
>she covered my dick and sucked it for too long
>no boner
>started humping her
>still no boner
>time is up and I paid 150 dollars
>worth.jpg
>realized that i am a porn addict and I have to quit if i ever find someone
>i now realize that it doesn't matter even if i find someone because i can't get it up
>pleasekillme.jpg
it's just sad knowing I'm a permavirgin
>>29472006
Don't worry, buddy. This is super common. I was a 21 year old virgin. I am actually very attractive tho despite being a sperglord, so i had a few chances to fuck some roasties. Three times to be precise. On 3 different occasions, I had a hot naked girl lying in front of me with her legs spread asking me to fuck her pussy, but I just couldnt get it up for the life of me. Felt frustrating as hell. Truly one of the worst feelings in the world. Eventually, I got an actual girlfriend who I fell in love with and have been able to fuck her just fine. I realize that it was just performance anxiety causing me to not be able to get it up with those roasties. I had to be fully relaxed, and that meant being with a girl who loved me and who i knew wouldnt rush me.
Its not porn thats doing this to you. Its performance anxiety aka stage fright.
>>29472187
>implying your case is the same as his
he could be edging four hours a day to porn or something.
>>29472342
Well, I dont think its porn because I edge for hours like that , and I am still able to get it up for my gf. Sure, it's not rock hard after my 5th fap of the day, but it definitely gets hard enough to stick in. Obviously, this is just my anecdotal evidence, but I really do think that OP's ED is psychogenic in nature. No matter how much you fap, you should be able to get at least semi-hard if a hot girl sucks your dick. Somethings going in in your head if you can't. Nerves is the simplest explanation. You obviously can't get hard if you're nervous.
OP, did you feel somewhat nervous as it was happening? Did you think thoughts like:
>Fuck i hope i can get hard
>I wonder what she's thinking
>Fuck why isnt it working
Those thoughts kill the boner. Sex should just be pure, relaxing pleasure. If you're doing it right, you barely think of anything except how hot it is. Get /comfy/ next time , bro. And the best way to do that is to have tfw gf
>tfw no average SoCal gf
That is fucking average for you? Shit man sign me up for where you're living
>>29472002
>average
Your standards are inflated.
>>29472013
I live in West Hollywood
Well, I'm trying to turn my life around by being more productive. I'm hitting the gym now and I've started investing my time more on reading books and learning new things like teaching myself sign language, but there's one thing that's consistently hindering me. I'm constantly going back to viewing porn and masturbating to it. I fap around six times a day, which I hear is not healthy. I also masturbate prone which is when you're in a lying down position and you masturbate by rubbing your penis towards the ground.
My personal favourites are amateur porn because I like how the unprofessionality and the grainy quality makes it look genuinely like the people actually care for eachother and also because it feels like I'm looking at something that's forbidden for my viewing, which is why I'm also into incest. I hate /b/ but sometimes I hang around there for the kik threads because I want to look at "younger" porn. I browse the Canada Nudes threads there and also anon-ib in hopes that someone I know gets posted. This cycle is only hurting me by trapping me in this endless loop where nothing good happens.
I need help /r9k/, I can't keep doing this if I want to become a more productive person. Help me curb my porn addiction and my incest and younger fetish and also my masturbation habits
bumperooni mara
>>29471993
When you experience the peace that lies between a woman's legs you will lose interest in those things focus all energy in that and you're going to have to give it up if you want to be successful
Id like help with this too
>>>/adv/17281490
>tfw room smells like poop
>tfw room smells like cum
I have a bunk bed to myself, guess what the bed I don't sleep in is used for
>tfw room smells like cum poop and old piss
>>29472052
More like spunk bed EHHHHH *badummm tshhhh*
HAHAHA! LITTUR PEENIS!
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Stop sexualizing hana pls
I want to see every single degenerate "artist" and producer who creates this shit to have their fingernails extracted one by one, as their genitals are irreversibly mutilated, I want to see them get skinned alive.
I want to watch their flayed bodies burn as their skin is sold to the highest patreon supporter they have got.
I want to hear their mothers' anguished cries as they slump over the putrid corpses of their preciois babies. I want to laugh in the faces of the fathers who received their sons' severed cocks, knowing they have failed at the simplest idea of being a man, dying neither man nor woman.
No words can express the hate I feel to them, I could spend a billion years torturing them, even if I were to murder them, and raise them back to kill them again, until the day our sun sets forever, until the day our universe is consumed by entropy, it would still not satisfy the hatred I hold inside me against them.
Hate as a word fails to express these emotions.
>"I like pretty much anything but country"
>"I listen to everything but rap"
>>29471824
generic normie responses. Rap and country have amazing songs.
>"yeah i listen to everything really"
>doesnt even know what wall noise is
>>29471824
I can't relate to country though. I don't own a truck or like drinking beer.
So I bumped into this sloot on Badoo and right off the bat I was wondering if it was a tranny or not.
Can any Robots help me confirm? Abort or not abort?
>posting images
>>29471699
Brow and cheekbone structure look female, though it's still overly shooped so you can't say for certain without more pics.
>>29471761
Sorry, continuing posting of pictures.
>>29471761
Yeah they looked awkwardly shopped to me in some instances, it made me a bit skeptical.
Women are cute and I kind of wanna talk to them like they're babies while taking care of them because that's what they look/act like. Where do I find women that like this?
Try looking in your local playground or daycare center.
>>29471689
Those kinds of submissive women are always on Fetlife and usually always fucked in the head.
Millennial women are all like that. They all have daddy kinks and think it makes them unique.
At what point in life do normal people lose their virginity? I'm 19 and a complete kissless hugless holdhandless virgin. Was I supposed to lose my V-card already? At what age do normies lose theirs?
>>29471682
chads 11-15
normies 13-20
people with social problems 18-23
robots and semi-robots +30 or never
>>29471739
what about the 24-29 group ;_;
>>29471739
No one fucking loses their virginity at 11 unless they're molested.
Chads 14-16
Normies 14-18
Social problems 17-25 or 11 or younger
Cyborgs 19-27 or 8 or younger
Robots never or below 8
Wizards never or below 6
> shit for two minutes
> wipe for twenty
>>29471672
Get a bidet senpai
>shit out liquid for 20 minutes
>legs are starting to feel numb
>want to stand up but don't want shit flowing down your legs
>shit
>wipe
>think you're done
>stand up and pull up your pants
>have to shit more
why kind of sick game is this?
>Used to wonder how people got depressed
>Graduated highschool
>Dad forces me to "work" with him
>He makes me hand him tools
>He doesn't trust me to do anything on the doors we install, but he let my sister immediately work on them after a week of watching
>Every day is a reminder that in the eyes of my father I am an invalid sperg
>Do it 10 hours a day everyday
>Can't leave his side anymore
>Feel like crying but can't because there is always a home owner
>Have no one to talk to except for my dad
>He just wants to yell and curse when we're done working
>Finally feeling the effects of this
>Can't enjoy anything at all anymore
>Can only watch anime and feel escapism
Who /wageslave/?
I miss highschool. I knew it was going to be bad after graduation, and I relaxed to the absolute maximum.
>>29471576
You're dad sounds like an autistic manchild
>>29472139
He's always angry or upset over things going on in the family. (Debt, etc)
He won't stop wailing in my ear and when I tell him to stop yelling he doesn't know he's yelling.
I realized this early on. I actually had to get a job in highschool. At least I was prepared for the suffering ahead
