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What went wrong with Nintendo now? Nobody likes them anymore and their games are shit.
>>29476157
The new Legend of Zelda: Elder Scrolls game looks genuinely fucking cool and innovative though.
>>29476157
>their games are shit.
answered it yourself, buddy
>>29476157
>they're games are shit
But they're not. Normies who are afraid to like anything that isn't "dark and mature" hate them because they don't want to be seen as "childish"
Who is your current pornfu?
>>29476067
She is shame about that roastie tho. Her face still makes up for it.
>>29476067
what happened to her vagina? did she have a child?
>>29476067
I'm on nofap
And holy shit it actually works. I've been meaning to make a thread about this
Just do some reading on /r/nofap and thank me later
![stock-photo-handsome-african-american-business-man-dressed-in-a-black-suit-1005241[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ap7ittC.jpg "stock-photo-handsome-african-american-business-man-dressed-in-a-black-suit-1005241[1]")
Blackbots, how do you feel when whites reduce you down to just an object required for their fetish (bbc/cucking)?
>get to fuck a white girl
i'm fine with it
>>29476054
>Blackbots,
Blacks are'nt human so they can't be robots
its like comparing woman with man, their brains are too different
>>29476142
I'm black and I'm a person.
Who else /hatesblackwomen/ here?
I feel bad about em my pham
>>29476035
I'm a black guy and I wouldn't mind if they were all exterminated tbqh.
hate em all 2bh
blacks a little bit more maybe
What do you say when someone asks for your cocksize?
>>29476013
Tell them that it's more or less just a big clitoris.
>>29476013
ask them for pictures of theirs :3c
Let them know that I'm a big guy.
Anybody else unironically think makeup is fucked up? Women seem to REQUIRE makeup to function outside. If I had to paint my face every time I went out(which isn't often but still) I would just throw it all out and not give a fuck.
>>29476009
I don't need it. Life's good
>>29476009
I don't ever put on make up but then again, I'm not a very feminine girl in the first place. Not surprisingly, I never get any male attention irl.
it's genetic fraud tricking people into thinking they have a youthful and younger face.
same with heels. it's an attempt to look taller so they look like a viable mate to a tall male.
girls are literally the apex mimic parasites of nature
>what's the matter anon? Never seen a real woman?
>You keep staring at my belly, go ahead and feel it
We need another fat belly gf thread going
>tfw can get off over both fat girls and really petite girls
>anon I have a tummy ache, can you come over here and rub my belly for me?
>>29475996
>creating a thread for shitpost instead of doing it on a normie thread
newfag
>Go a week without fapping
>Feel horny
>Decide to fap
>Look up some porn
>Cum within 30 seconds of the video playing
>MFW
>go 17 days without fapping.
>fap for over an hour straight and cum 4 times.
>gonna go a month or more this time.
nofap makes you good at sex
>>29475997
Enjoy that testosterone drop
>>29475972
Did you stroke while trying to find the vid because if you did than that explains why
Can we get a common/rare Wokjak thread going? I need to expand my folder.
Orignal posto
>>29475962
how do i tell if one is rare or not?
>>29475962
did you pick the right night to post a thread
How many times do you masturbate each day?
Two here on average. I sometime go for three, and occasionally only the one.
>>29475905
Used to be one but it got a lot worse with all the porn on this board.
When I'm working I'll rub one out really quickly in the morning or evening just to keep the pressure low.
On days I'm off though I turn into a lewd beast that spends hours at a time masturbating frantically interrupted only by short breaks to rest and eat.
I average about 4 times per week.
It's my birthday and no one cares.
I'm just going to shoot heroin and waste another year of my life.
>Im glad y'all are here tho.
>>29475888
>birthday in 2 weeks
>just another year older
>just another year closer to death
Tbh, every age after 21 is just depressing as fuck.
Happy birthday though OP, hope you at least enjoyed it a little bit
>>29475939
Thanks anon.
No cards. No calls. Only person to wish me happy bday is my dope dealer lol.
24. Ugg I hate when I see these 18 year olds on here complaining about life. I would give 3 fingers to go back to 18.
>mrw it's my birthday too
Nigiis fish edition
wake up lads
Its pathetic, you all go to bed at like 9 letting the thread die but then dont wake up until 12
>>29475871
Fuck off nigga I went to bed at 11ish and I'm up bright and early ready for a days hard manual labour
Currently eating my weetabix mixed with chocolate protein shake
>that feel when you'll never have your own place
>that feel when chav chantelle gets pregnant in her teens and gets a free home
>just saw the webm of the women in heels stepping on the puppies eyes and the puppy crying
Fuck. Help me take my mind off this shit. I didn't want to see that shit man.
>>29475784
It's okay, anon. Animals are dying all over the world. Some of them suffer. There's only so much we can do as individuals. I hope you feel better.
Let this cute anime gif soothe your soul
post the webm?
Dubs gets the best dream they ever had
Goodnight and sweet dreams
Please let me dream of Adam Lanza again tonight
It's been so long
i dreamed of fucking my waifu the other night so it would be really goodd
whoever gets singles will have dark visions and nightmare monster will come for them
Blackbots of /r9k/, why haven't you moved to Japan yet to secure a submissive qt Jap waifu yet? They will do anything for foreign men.
>>29475662
I will move there and enrich with my big spic dick
It is my life goal to get a japanese girl pregnant and have hapa children with one
Because I won't be able to secure a solid job and when I do, I'll become a soul-dead long-working salaryman. Plus shit there is expensive.
I'd move there if I won the lottery and need a place to spend the cash
>>29475736
Also, the Japanese are super-Racist outside of social environments
