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fellow robots, I wrote out my suicide note and tried to kill myself yesterday. I took a shit load of sleep aids with several shots of vodka. I pussied out and forced myself to throw up, my mom just thought I was really drunk.
Why do I do this to myself? Can somebody talk to me?
Nobody will talk to you.
>>29474851
What's troublin you anon????
>>29474851
read this, anon
>>29473814
Get in this Omegle thread guys.
.
You know the tags.
what are the fucking point of these. Most of the time its just some random loser staring at the camera with a blank face and just types hi. and you know these faggots have a mic. and then theres the no mic faggots that insults you and leaves. I have had way more fun with randoms then fucking r9k. You guys are a bunch of L00SERS LOL
>>29474833
maybe on friday
I'll be waiting in an original fashion.
Marina and the Diamonds is the most attractive 30 year old out there and if you disagree you need to be die and kill yourself
>>29474832
Is them tiddiiez real?!
Her body is perfect I wanna fuck her so hrd. I listen to Electra Heart everyday imagining mefuckingher
>>29474832
she's a whore-evangelizing feminist kunt though
>one day you will literally be dead and cease to exist for the rest of eternity
fuck dudes we gotta enjoy this plane while we're riding it
I should make music that will outlive me.
>>29474823
we know, man. that's why we're all so depressed. it's not because we just don't want to enjoy life, it's because every time we try, we fuck it up.
I have so much shit I want to do with my life, but every time I try to get started, I have some problem with time and money and balancing everything and I can't fit it all in. I would go out to eat more, but I can't afford it. I would fuck more women, but I'm trying everything I know how to do and it isn't working. It hurts to fail this hard, and i'm running out of energy.
Please stop telling me that I "have to" enjoy life. It's not as easy as choosing to.
>>29474823
Prove it shit butt
>age 24
>vidya doesnt fill the empty void like they used,they get boring
>want a gf to fill the empty void
>look like shit and out of shape from years of being a shut in
>girls wont even look at me without disgust in their face
becoming a neet has been the worst decision in my life,only option now is to end it all
>>29474779
Work out and try to be more social.
>>29474835
>JUST LE BE YOURSELF ANON
>WORK OUT LMAO IT'S THAT EASY
>>29474877
working out is that easy you fucking pussy, you don't have to start out running long/far or lifting heavy
(some) confidence will come with your eventual /fit/ progress
Help me finish this joke:
>a muslim walks into a gay bar...
>and says "shots for everyone!"
>was immediatly bagged by isis as gay club was a honeypot operation
"No pulse"
What the fuck can someone do in life if they're poor, /r9k/?
And I mean actually poor, not American poor.
For every single problem I have in my life, it would be solved very quickly if I just had money. But without it they just accumulate and drive me deeper into the hole and I don't know how to get out of it.
What do?
>>29474720
there are lots of richfags here who are miserable as fuck.
>>29474825
So? If they're too stupid to have a good life with money, then I can't help them.
On the other hand, they can help me but they don't want to, do they.
I guess robots haven't really experienced that. Oh well.
>not lifting weights
if you can afford a gym membership, get it. It will help you lose weight and be stronger.
I'm still semi fat, but I'm strong as fuck too, it helps me out everywhere.
pic unrelated
>>29474716
that's photoshopped faggot
haha a weiner dog in a hot dog bun hahaha i get it
GO BACK TO FACEBOOK
>>29474716
just pulled 500lbs for 5 reps today. feels good senpai. quarter ton deadlift.
Well, I'm trying to turn my life around by being more productive. I'm hitting the gym now and I've started investing my time more on reading books and learning new things like teaching myself sign language, but there's one thing that's consistently hindering me. I'm constantly going back to viewing porn and masturbating to it. I fap around six times a day, which I hear is not healthy. I also masturbate prone which is when you're in a lying down position and you masturbate by rubbing your penis towards the ground.
My personal favourites are amateur porn because I like how the unprofessionality and the grainy quality makes it look genuinely like the people actually care for eachother and also because it feels like I'm looking at something that's forbidden for my viewing, which is why I'm also into incest. I hate /b/ but sometimes I hang around there for the kik threads because I want to look at "younger" porn. I browse the Canada Nudes threads there and also anon-ib in hopes that someone I know gets posted. This cycle is only hurting me by trapping me in this endless loop where nothing good happens.
I need help /r9k/, I can't keep doing this if I want to become a more productive person. Help me curb my porn addiction and my incest and younger fetish and also my masturbation habitss
>>29474714
Get a job. You won't have that much time to masturbate. But you will get money.
>>29474760
i'll always find free time to masturbate tho.
>>29474837
hey, what if I ever come across a deaf person? also, yeah i get it, i want to change that as well
>>29474872
It's fine to masturbate as long as you don't do it more than once a day. I don't even know how you manage to do it five times.
So what happened to the valedictorian of your HS class? I just became FB friend with mine. He's a software engineer for the Navy(defense).
She became a man
>>29474691
What's his name? I think I know who you're talking about.
>>29474752
Starts with a K
>Turned 32 today
Why is this day so depressing?
>>29474667
I am also 32.
It is the year that you realize you are well into your 30s now. at 30 and 31, you can at least tell yourself "I'm pretty much like I'm 29. I'm like a 29 year old. I can still act like I'm in my 20s." At 32, it's all over. You're just a 30s guy now. If you aren't successful, no one will fuck you for your youthful energy. You'll never, ever acheive anything that makes people say "wow, and he's so young!" All of your dreams of being chad or of being a great acheiver are totally dead. You're just "some guy" now. Your potential was spent on... well, what DID you spend it on?
I dunno anon
But I hope you have a good birthday and something really good happens to you
How long until you become a wizard?
You're absolutely retarded if you think a relationship is some automatic key to happiness or even something that will "help you be happy." Relationships basically consist of arguing with and stressing over that person with occasional stints of happiness/pleasure. Why you guys crave that so badly is beyond me.
>>29474617
>This image makes me think of "Jack danced like a butterfly."
>>29474617
I think most of them are obsessed with their ideal version of what a relationship is. An actual relationship is pretty shitty desu familia
>>29474617
>be alone
>be lonely
>want to be with someone
>find someone
>be with them
>fight a lot
>want to be alone
>break up
>GOTO 10
>applying for job
>finally something productive to do this summer
>it's a good job, too, good exposure, related to the field I'm gonna study, chance for decent pay
>they like my resume, they want me on board
>fuck yes
>I do an online orientation thing
>kinda boring but I get through all of it
>at the end of the whole thing there's a quiz
>3 questions, if you get 2 right then you're officially on and they give you all the credentials and shit
>no mention of what happens if you don't get 2/3
>get a 1 out of 3 with no option to retake
Fuck my life. Anyone else have this happen?
post the questions
>>29474680
>are you retarded?
>are you a faggot?
>are you the OP?
>>29474680
It was basic formatting stuff, like I think 1 was what a specific Wordpress box was used for, 2 was the address to sign in as an admin (I got that one right), and 3 was the date that the website was founded (which I'm convinced is bullshit, because a mainstream publication said 2007 and I put that but the correct answer was apparently two years earlier)
Those here that have killed themselves.
was it worth it?
>>29474526
no,
the girl I did it for didnt care
>>29474526
Being fucked up and constantly bored is still more interesting than being dead.
>>29474526
not enoguh tendies in hell
![The+face+of+pure+happiness_34ad9a_3775172[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wWGGb6K.jpg "The+face+of+pure+happiness 34ad9a 3775172[1]")
>claims to be depressed
>doesn't take anxiolytic nootropics
>but buys alcohol and anti-depressants
Why don't you want to be happy?
>anyone with depression
>taking the time telling people they are depressed
I like to call these sorts of people "clinically retarded"
Its not that I want to be happy, I just dont want to be depressed.
Nootropics are a waste of money
![rFJrDcnfPPzSQYUX5eyLbLDs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r7ErhYm.jpg "rFJrDcnfPPzSQYUX5eyLbLDs[1]")
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