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In this thread we will sum up women on dating websites with single words or phrases.
>Coffee
>Nutella
>Open Relationship
>Demisexual
>Transgirl
>Curvy
>My kids are my world
>Game of Thrones
>I love to travel!
>not interested in hookups
>Netflix
>pizza
>high standards
>""""""writer""""""
>journalism
>gender studies
>>29288471
>not interested in hookups
i think thats good right? unless they are looking for an emotional tampon
>>29288518they are
desuuuuriginol
Will she make it, Robots? She's the stepdaughter of one of my Dad's Friends. Her Dad calls her Chunker because she's a little on the fat side. Here's some backstory
>her, 20, gets a job at an Amazon Warehouse or whatever and says how awesome it is because she doesn't get to work many hours and gets to play Wii in the break room and shit
>tells me I should get a job there with her because she started at like $10/hr
>pass because working very few hours isn't a good thing, and I hooked a job that started me at $12/hr shortly after
>later
>she quits because she couldn't work enough hours and stacking boxes or whatever is hard :(((((((
>now all of a sudden she says she wants to join the Navy so she can "see the world"
Does she just want to go get fucked by Navy Chads or is she in damage control mode because she's like 22 and couldn't hold down a job for more than three months?
I genuinely couldn't care less. WTF kind of thread even is this? Why are you even wasting your own time with this shit?
Go jack off or something, fucko.
haha, her stepdad calls her chunker? thats fucked but funny
>>29288167
kek she will get one of the office jobs tht are traditionally reserved for the poor fuckers that get their legs blown while fighting in the middle east. Meanwhile the actul soldiers get a shitty pension and resort to drinking the day away
Does smoking weed change you as a person?
I want to try some but I have no clue on where to get any.
>>29288092
Yeah it changes you in everway for the better. Im a much better person being a heavy weed user. I feel smarter and more emotolionally advanced. When i get high its like the whole world is blurry and i gain super senses.
>>29288092
Yee lol
It changes you. Mostly for the worse. Every person that I've known that has smoked weed daily has become slow.
They talk slower, think slower, and move slower. They form dark rings under their eyes and just become a boring person. Dont smoke weed everyday
In the last couple weeks my appetite has been steadily diminishing. In the last few days I only ate like a single meal each day and today I had maybe 250 calories total and only ate that much because I was worried if I didn't eat anything it would be bad. It's 10:30pm though and I'm still not hungry.
Anyone else have this happen? It's the first time I have lost my appetite. I read that it can be a symptom of depression, but I've been depressed for years and never had this happen.
Pic unrelated.
>>29288066
...oregano bumperino
I've had it happen, next to no appetite for a couple weeks. Never had anything like it before and I haven't had anything like it since. When it came back it was voracious and has been since, just now getting to the point where I recognize I should slow down a little or I'm going to end up fatter than I'd like to admit. Think I'll revv up my penultimate weight gain defense, the coffee and cigarette diet
Best thing to do would probably be to force yourself to eat, but I didn't so I don't think it'd be right to tell you to do so. I don't know what caused it, wish I did so I could pass it on to you. A doctor would probably say it could be any number of things and it's impossible to narrow it down, at least that's what I imagine they'd say
>>29288266
Thanks for responding. Interesting that it just passed like that. It would be good if this went away since it's one more thing to stress about and is probably not healthy. On the other hand it is saving me food money.
I need your help /r9k/ I know how you guys love to be shy and stuff and I don't know how to talk to shy people, can anyone help me out? Maybe add me on kik so I can get some experience?
Tylerv233 is my kik by the way I'll talk about anything really.
fukk of normal
Why would you want to talk to shy and awkward people? Sounds nefarious desu.
>>29288052
I just like to get along with everyone, and I just don't understand shy people because I don't talk to them enough. Pls explain how to talk to shy people.
How do black women compete with THIS?
>>29287728
By being both more plentiful in much of America and being far less expensive to get in their pants.
>>29287728
They don't have to. I'd much rather have a qt black gf than a qt asian gf.
>tfw no black gf
>>29287728
They don't. What few areas have both Japanese areas and black women tend to have Americanized Japanese, not native.
I told my therapist an hour ago about 4chan and /r9k/.
She should be visiting right about now.
I specifically mentioned /pol/, /r9k/, /his/, and /int/
r8, upvote, like, subscribe :^)what the fuck have i done...
>>29287726
If she stays here too long, she won't be able to ever help you or anyone else, anon...
Hi OP's therapist, get the fuck out roastie, and stop being a therapist, female therapists can't comprehend the male psyche, just get out and kill yourself.
>>29287726
Why would you do this? Are you retarded? I hope she makes a thread and we can all laugh at you
I need help trying to figure out which medication to look for. I need one that would make one literally numb to any sort of feelings, essentially emotionless; a literal robot.
That would be very much appreciated. Think of something that would make a person nonreactive to any situation that would trigger that same person to feel. That means no happiness, anger, sadness etc.. you get the point.
>>29287719
Weed is everything youre looking for
>>29287776
no man, that literally has the opposite effect if anything..
Try smoking weed bro
i sent this to the coolest most compatible female i have ever met on the internet five minutes after she logged off to go to bed, she usually gets home around now
we met a year and a half ago in an mmo but never exchanged skype or steam or anything and lost contact after the servers for that mmo went down
to be honest i never even thought they were a real girl because they were too good of a conversation partner and didn't come off as being super entitled which is very common with girls on the internet
we met again about a week ago by chance and "re-united" so to speak, pretty much immediately exchanged skypes and spoke a bunch, turns out she finished her degree and is working at a tech startup and is super busy but i'm actually happy because i don't really have time for somebody overbearing either
it hasn't been long enough that i'm really sure about sending this to her but both of us a pretty busy and with how ridiculously cool she is i'm almost certain she already has a partner by now, i would be baffled if she didn't, even though she has been putting up a pretty good chunk of her free time for me
my years of basement dwelling never prepared me for this situation, what do i do here /r9k/? i don't want to mess this up
will keep you guys updated if/when she gets on and how she reacts stay tuned for some feels maybe
>>29287397
>using >//<
didn't even read your post, you have no chance.
>>29287429
no anon she's a sperg it's socially acceptable in this context i assure you
>rambles on about how insecure you are and being indecisive
>asks dumb question
>ends with some gay emoticon no one outside of autist boards knows
It's over
Things aren't looking so good lads. I turned 26 15 days ago and I'm feeling old man regrets
>tfw 27 year old virg
>tfw no job, no education, no money, no future
>26
>wageslave wih my own apartment
>no gf
>2 friends
>try to play guitar but I know I missedmy chance to be good and it's just a waste of time
>settling into the work -> home -> bed routine
Only 50 years to go
26 NEET here. I'm worthless and I know it. These days it takes a constant injection of memes to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay.
what is she doing
wtf
>>29287321
Drugs were definitely involved
>>29287321
What facial expression is she conveying?
>>29287652
Drugs.
>muted for 2
What names do you hate because they give you PTSD of a person you hate? When you meet someone with this name, do you get autistically triggered when their name is revealed to be the same of someone you absolutely despise?
My hated names are
>Lindsey
>Phillip
>Kelsey
>Sarah
>>29287200
>Jonathan
>Valeria
Those are the only ones
>Aaron
>Gerald
wew
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
>>29287190
Rabbit is fucking shit.
Suck my chocolate starfish you faggot fucks,
And a fembot, Jessica.
>>29287225
It is in Beta. How come you don't likey?
Also, Courage the Cowardly Dog is on.
>Daddy, why does mommy have to sleep in cage, tied up, at night while you and I have our own beds upstairs? She said this wasn't normal before The Beta Uprising.
Don't worry sweetheart. You're the new Mummy of the household now. You'll be sleeping with me from now on.
>>29287117
KESS OMMAK!
WHO SAID YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR CAGE, LET ALONE DISRESPECT ME IN MY HOME?!
>>29287117
*slap her*
Don't call her mommy, call her ROASTIE!
domo arigatou ojou-sama
>>29286566
it would be pretty fun to take on of these masc bitches and humble them beyond their belief
a simple headlock until they run out of stamina and plead uncle-anon a few hundred times as they lean into me....mmmphh
>>29286769
do you even Iift, bro?
hardy har har
