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thoughts on this quote?
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Not accurate, but something to try motivating people to go beyond what they are okay with.

Because if you only do what you can, you will never be more than what you are now.
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>>29291105
Facebook-tier garbage that people would post to get likes and to seem deep.
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>>29291129
>not accurate

but it is accurate you cancer

who else has got schizoid personality disorder?

my few friends don't understand my lack of empathy but I think they still value my friendship. how do you guys maintain long term social connections with anyone? I'm somewhere in between being afraid of losing my friends and not caring at all if I have any
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>what is learned helplessness and confirmation bias
you don't have a meme disorder, you're just a loser
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In addition to Asperger's, yeah. I'm a little schizo short and stout. Long term social connections are for the weak. You need to develop transience and integrate yourself into groups for maybe a month or two at a time to protect yourself.
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>>29291097
have you actually been diagnosed or are you just an edgefag?

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Is there anything more beta than asking for no tomatoes in your burger? Or even worse picking them out?
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Last time I ate a burger I threw up
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It's no more beta than eating junk food in general. Enjoy your sugarbread and slime nuggets.
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>>29291078
Or even worse when your tfw no gf picks them out for you and puts them on her own burger.

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Where should I begin to become a national park ranger?

I'm currently lvl 22 KHV living in Washington state. I go to uni here but my dream is to become a park ranger in a vast national park secluded from people and worldly things.

help me achieve my dream fellow robots
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>>29291044
Talk to a park ranger about how they got the job.
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I assume it's run by the local government, go to the website & go to the career site
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Wooo, Anon, it's me! Bigface. Come out and stroke my mangy fur.

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Who else /Canada/ here?

>>/Leaf/
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Me. So many Canadians on the other boards, so few canbots. :/
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Canadian cyborg here, according to that test. Anyone from the west here?
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>>29291912
eat a fucking dick all of you.

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red flags with women

>she lets people know that she likes The Smiths
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Sharing what you're interested in is attention-seeking and wrong.
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>she initiates the conversation
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>she doesn't care that the bourgeoisie are extracting her surplus value

>tfw mom found the semen surplus
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Is this part of the piss bottle meme?
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>uncle found the cum cat
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>teacher found the bulimic pokeporn stash

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Level with me here. The fat gf/belly gf/sack of old dirty pennies gf threads: are these being seeded here by feminists to try and sway /r9k/ away from the traditional robot tastes, eg. prime teen pussy, fictional anime girls, and jappos?

If so, why? Why does it matter to them what we think?
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I don't think femishits want your dick.
It's probably lonely incels more comfortable with settling for fatties than going actual prison gay, who want to acclimate themselves to their sweaty rotund fate.
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>>29290963
I know an "enthusiast" thread when I see one. This shit isn't that, it's fucking viraling. I want to know why.
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>>29290963
>I don't think femishits want your dick.
You're right. They just want us to die off already. They're not the ones behind this. It's got to be their puppeteers...

DA JOOZ!

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Are we living in the end times?
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>>29290825
When Damascus is destroyed along with the rest of Syria you will officially be in the end of times according to the Bible.
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>>29290825
No, that's the parents not knowing the dangers of water in Florida, or not keeping an eye on their toddler. My grandfather showed me newspaper articles of young kids being taken by alligators and I never went that close. There are even warning signs around some lakes that tell you to stay away from the edge of the water because of alligators.
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We've been living in the end of times for 2000 years now, it's only going to get a lot worse.

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>mfw I finally broke out of NEETdom and got an 80k year office job
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>tfw trying to get out of NEETdom and get a $15/hr job but nobody calls you back
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what do you do with the extra money?
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>>29291155
> extra money

Lol no such thing. Never enough.
Not OP but the sensible thing is save for future investment. Down payment on a multi-unit rental. That sort of shit.

Invest enough and you get to be an independent NEET

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Why do so few people realize we are literally in the middle of the decay and downfall of civilization?
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because that doesnt mean anything.
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thats not true, things are better now than they ever have been, here and everywhere else, and theyre getting better
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>>29290805
I don't believe we've reached that stage just yet. Not for another few hundred years. Quality of life is rapidly increasing across the globe, especially in developing countries. If you meant your statement on a societal/cultural level, you'd have to elaborate more to get your point across.

We lads almost got scammed. This cunt thought he could outwit an Autist, haha nice try pal, it's not like I thought I would get lucky or anything.......
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>tfw you realise the Asian qt isn't the pure maiden portrayed.
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>oh boy fuck you board hahaha.
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>>29290862
Fuck you vcard* fucking auto correct.

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help my /r9k / i am an armlet fag who can only lift 90 lbs on benchpress, i live in a third world shithole so i never could afford a gym, i saved some money and buyed some equipment to train at home, (no normies looking while at train so i can do it at my own pace too), anyway do you have some advice, also i am a little overweight so i want to gain strenght while avoiding to gain weight, thank you very much for any advice you can give.
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Curl. A lot.

Buy the biggest free weight you can curl 10 times, then do sets of those ten reps on each arm. Repeat until you can do all your sets with 20 reps. Then buy a bigger weight.
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>>29290787
kay, will do when i recover from todays training, thanks a lot
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>>29290709
Eat lots of eggs. One of the best body building foods by far. I am assuming you don't have access to oats or natural peanut butter or I would recommend those as well. Remember though you need to 1g of protein for every 1lb you weight in order to gain muscle.

>tfw you'll never experience those summer nights with friends.
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anyone want to go on a camping trip?
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>>29290706
I STILL HAVE A CHANCE

I CAN FUCKING MAKE IT

>tfw going to a con this weekend
>tfw staying at a hotel for a couple nights
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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>>29290742
*with friends

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Just another night alone on 4chan. Where has the time gone, anons? It's June 15th.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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>>29290698
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINOLI
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>>29290698
Why change? It's all erased when you're dead.
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just got off an 8 hour shift bartending

shit wasn't that bad

ate a southwest beef quesadilla, drank a couple yuenglings

trying to figure out how to become a millionaire in the next decade

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