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>girlfriend (my first) is going to be staying at a male friend's house tonight
>they're going to be drinking
>she's going to spend the night over there because she doesn't want to drive home after drinking
I'm not blind, I know what this means. I hate myself, I'm so fucking stupid and pathetic. I wish someone would just blow my fucking brains out.
Should've laid out the boundaries before the relationship started, dipshit.
>>27339849
I didn't want to be controlling.
Totally gonna cheat on you bro.
And for that I am sorry, but don't come and ask r9k for advice about gf
Now
GTFO
Femanons which one are you?
>>27339615
left! i love doing yoga (:
Left is superior
>>27339615
The right is more practical and less painful. Function > form.
cismale here btw
ITT: Roasties getting rekt
Love seeing roasties getting rekt
>>27339517
Lel at the visible embarrassment.
>>27339568
This makes me mad and happy at the same time.
>>27339517
>taking videos from le reddit
digusting
>tfw not attractive or charming enough to be a cute girl's primary beta orbiter
>tfw I will always be the tertiary, or at best, the secondary beta orbiter
It seems like no matter how many gifts I buy for her amazon gift list, I inevitably just get one-upped by some beta-chad who got her something she didn't even have on the list but that he knew she secretly wanted because they already spend so much time together. He's practically approaching bf levels of closeness, I can't handle this, shit's not fair.
>>27339490
I know this feel too much
I used to be a beta orbiter, now I've taken an alternate route of not giving women any attention, until recently, now im in your situation
I was a primary beta orbiter for a while before I gave up.
Just remember, there's always a bigger Chad.
You having a laugh, m8's?
>there is now competition even for orbiting
My god. The male SMV just keeps plummeting. What are you betas doing increasing supply that hard?
Do women ever realize they're horrible people? Do they ever stop and have a moment of clarity of what bitches they are? Do women ever face any difficulty in their lives at all?
no, women do not experience hardship
>>27339225
Why are they horrible people? Beacuse they don't wanna be with an angry little sperg like you?
Hey OP, what's more likely: that every single woman in the world is horrible, or that you're a piece of shit?
>>27340005
Not only women are shitty. But men are equally as shitty.
Hatred against women only is pure hypocrisy.
>tfw you will never date a fat chick with low self-esteem and a nice face and turn her in to a thin 10/10 supermodel wife
Pic related.
>>27339107
she will leave you the moment she reaches 2/10
>>27339107
>tfw you will never date a fat chick and stuff her full of food and make her even bigger
>>27339107
Fat chicks don't have low self-esteem anymore.
ahoy lads!
already went through 2/3 of bottle this evening, watching movies, not even feeling drunk yet.
what you be drinking lads?
>>27338808
if that doesn't get you drunk, then you have a problem and a big tolerance or you started drinking on a full as fuck stomach
all i need is a pint bottle, usually don't even drink at all. and i weigh 195lbs. i dont drink to get drunk much though
Sounds comfy. Itll be whiskey tonight for me.
>>27338841
same bro
a pint of any liquor, rum vodka whatever, will have me under the table and possibly vomiting
Is boob-envy real?
Do girls actually go around comparing each other's tits and feeling insecure when they're small?
Probably a little bit, but guys will fuck anything. It's not a big deal, unlike dick size.
Very few guys are going to kick a woman out of bed because she has a B-cup
>>27338663
kinda
if i see a girl with bigger boobs than me there is some jealousythings like pic related honestly make me more insecure
Not really. Especially with all this ass craze that's popular at the moment. Also, implants are a thing if it really bothers a girl.
I was on a type of birth control (for period reasons) that made me grow two cup sizes. Girl friends noticed, got compliments, but that was it. There's definitely no "locker room" shenanigans where girls are feeling up each other's breasts in comparison and blushing all uguuuu kimochiii~~~
Fuck this board!
You're all a bunch of self-hating misogynists that's why you can't get any girls. It's funny how white cis males always cry victim.
>>27338540
I want to see that qt getting blacked.
What's her name, OP?
>>27338540
Not white, not self-hating, not a misogynist.
That's three strikes bitch, get the fuck on
>>27338654
>not misogynist
>calls girl a bitch
Does sex with ugly girls count as sex?
I've had sex with 8 girls but they were all less than 5/10. I've never had sex with a girl I've been attracted to. I'm a 7/10 myself.
>>27338418
No, it doesn't, now please continue gain some self respect and don't fuck 5/10 ever again.
>>27338418
i know this feel
it's so much easier, so much less pressure to act like chad
>Does sex with ugly girls count as sex?
Hey /r9k/
How do you deal with the urge to commit suicide?
Seriously, I need help, right now.
>>27338375
buy stuff from random people's wishlists.
you don't
don't worry pham just do it it can't be all that bad
Call a hotline. It helps a lot.
I'm a time travelling tourist from the year 2188. Ask me anything.
Why would you come to this shitty year?
How do I get a gf?
Does Trump win?
>>27338319
I came to see the beginnings of World War 3.
No idea how to get a gf myself bro. Thought 21st century chicks would be easy. Boy I was wrong....
What do you want to do with your life, anon?
>No NEETs allowed
i want to haxor everyone then shoot my dick off
>>27338282
I'm 27.
The future scares me. I am very INFP, and I spend a lot of time daydreaming. When I think about the future, it's painful. I can very much imagine myself somewhere quiet, living in a small house away from people by some woods. I could go on and on about what it's like there, how it feels, what it sounds like, and all that stuff.
The problem is that I know how unrealistic it is. I know that it will never happen. I know that one of two things will happen because I know me. I will either be living alone in some shitty apartment somewhere working a job I hate barely getting by or I'll be dead because I finally ended it all.
It doesn't matter how much I try to change it, it will always come down to that. I've tried before and I'm trying now. No matter how hard I try, everything I do crumbles around me worse than before.
i have learned that I want to do doesn't matter.
>>27338282
i'm 19 and i really don't know
something in film would be nice (preferably as a director, writer or actor) but i know that's incredibly unrealistic but that's what i would want to do with my life as opposed to what i'll have to do so i get a decent amount of money
How much of a normie are you?
I'm white, you tell me.
>>27338339
Not a whole lot?
orignial post
maybe in another life... maybe in another life... sigh.
>You've seriously never had a bf, femanon?
>Why have you been single for so long?
I never had because reasons.
I always wanted to be the Gamma Positive of the class, struggling for personal development, not being part of the pack, all that jazz.
I failed miserably at college, went basement dweller/hikikomori for a couple of years 'til I made real friends. I'm still jobless (besides doing errands) and no girlfriend. A girl last friday caught my eye as a I was doing some paperwork for my career. She is probably dumber than me, not that pretty, still a QT. While it's not my style being a stalker, I decided to stalk her, but for good reasons. I don't want her to fail in the career (believe me, she was that cluesless, she even started late on the cram course that all applicants must assist to).
>>27338392
What the actual fuck am I reading?
Is this genuine autism?
>>27338255
I'm a lesbian you shitlort now check your male privilege
