Femanons which one are you?
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Femanons which one are you?
>>27339615
left! i love doing yoga (:
Left is superior
>>27339615
The right is more practical and less painful. Function > form.
cismale here btw
>>27339615
>Femanons
don't exist
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>>27339615
I don't get it...
Is one of them sluty and the other on normal?
>>27339656
Femanons exists, femBOTs don't exist.
>>27339615
Left: holy crap it's so small shove it all in me
Right:ow ow owe stop it's too big give me a minute
>thinking it's a good thing that your gf has this much experience in taking dick
Why are most men such cucked retards who can only think with their penises, and only look five minutes into the future at any given time? The more I hate women the more I start to hate men since they enable all of this shit just to pleasure their dicks for twenty minutes. It's fucking pathetic.
left one: having sex
right one: crying on the floor
Right, obviously.
"you're too high up, go down more"
Hear it way too often. Left hurts my back so much.
>>27339670
The concept of anonymity inherently implies a lack of gender. Byt claiming "hurr durr guys [fe]male here xDDD" you're trying to give yourself an identity in an anonymous space.
Basically you're no better than a tripfag if you condone this horse shit.
To answer your question OP: I do whichever one is most comfy for my bf at the time.
>>27339782
>btfo so he changes the goal posts
Shouldn't you be in the 30 other male-targeted threads whining about how there is a "lack of gender"?cuck.
>>27339666
Left is getting spitroasted
Right is probably taking it up the ass or just getting pounded doggy style
>mfw there's actual femanons here
Please have sex with me
any of you "femanons" down to cam on tinychat ? I just want a chick to talk to me, i dont even get that in real life.
>>27339615
Right....not that I ever have sex anyways
>>27340186
Wanna fix that?
>>27340210
I'd have to fix myself first.
>>27339714
What if its just your dick?
>>27340231
Whats wrong wif you?
>>27339615
My sister does both
>>27340268
I have low self esteem, especially about my body. And I have trust issues. So finding a guy who I like, who also likes me, and I trust enough to get naked in front of, and then not go running out of the room in tears as soon as he touches me, is a hard thing.
>>27340231
It's ok bby girl, we can be broken together. Now run those digits so I can start walking over to you.
>>27339700
I'd be OK with that desu I can get way deeper with the left
>>27340352
I don't even know what you mean.
Ogre comments.
>>27340335
But girls' bodies are beautiful
>>27340484
Some are. Some not so much.
>>27339726
Why are you here, whore? I don't recall inviting you.
>>27340484
Not pear shaped ones with cellulite.
>>27340527
I was responding to the OP, not to your own personal invitation. Sorry friend!
Doggy style is really hard to do in general for me, does anyone know why? It's like I can't do it on my knees, I have to "stand" and bend my knees in a way that's painful to maintain for too long.
Gf is shorter than I am.
Missionary or prone bone is way better, but there's lots of other stuff we can do- just not doggy
>>27339890
>Shouldn't you be in the 30 other male-targeted threads
The Internet is a male space, you disgusting sack of lies seated on a vagina.
You aren't welcome here.
>>27340527
You've been baited
>>27340579
I know what (You) mean Anon. Also I tend to finish much faster from behind. It feels fucking great overall but there are a lot of setbacks.
>>27340654
I mean if she parts her knees so she's almost doing the splits it feels really good- alternatively starting in doggy, but then kind of grabbing her upper body and pulling it up parallel with mine.
I don't think there's any position that makes me finish much faster, besides maybe putting it in her asshole.
>>27339670
If you're not a robot, you need to leave. This is why we hate women, because you are completely impossible of feeling emotions like we do, you claim to be emotional and empathetic, but when someone does something wrong or feels lonely, you can't sympathize, you can only scream and call out.
>>27340231
We want to date you anyways, we don't care. We just wanna be loved.
>love
>not sex
>>27340759
Every guy will want sex eventually. You'll want physical contact even more. Don't pretend like you don't.
>>27340529
>pear shaped
>cellulite
Fuck that's just the body type I love
>>27339615
>9gag watermark
>thread talking about femanons
Either this is bait or you're actually retarded.
>>27339666
One of them is good, the right one is bad.
>>27340529
Pear shape is great. What made you think otherwise.
>>27340802
This old wizard can vouch for this.
>>27339782
Literally nothing wrong with being a tripfag or a girl
Also left ;)
>>27340157
Post you kik or snap then
>>27341027
I've always hated my body. My sister, my half sister, my aunts,y cousins all have either fit or hourglass figures and here I am; short with no breaststroke and a big ghetto add that only black guys like and has stretch marks.
>>27341177
What's a kik?
>>27339615
doggy style hurts my cervix cus the dick goes in too deep : ( so neither
>>27341203
Dammit femanon please be my girlfriend. I'm white and I love pear shaped girls. I'd be willing to work through any other problems.
t. Thirsty as fuck anon
>>27341243
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>oririrignial commenttttt
>>27341266
[email protected]
How is this not original?
I'm the one on the left. It was always more comfortable for me that way than trying to arch my back up.
>>27341424
Because you've lured robots to meet with you and harvested their organs before?
>>27339782
Stop bullying tripanons
>>27341553
>a tripfag actually made a good joke
holy shit
>>27341424
Email sent
Originalio commento
>>27340329
You lucky faggot
>tfw no sister gf
I hate threads that ask femanons questions. This one is even lazier than usual. Have a bump.
>>27339615
Can someone explain this picture to me?
>>27339714
I told my gf to arch her back everytime she was in doggy, it doesnt take skill or ability you fucking moron.
>>27342927
Women who are bad at sex are on the right. The point of the position is to emphasize the ass, as seen on the left.
>>27343022
Sounds like a picture for cucks
>>27339615
My gf starts with the left and inevitably turns to the right cause my big too dick
>>27343022
>>27342927
also makes it easier for proper insertion, especially if you are taller
>>27339670
There are no femanons, only cumdumpsters you normie newfag.
>>27341266
>>27341424
noooooooo be my gf you fucking whore
>>27341203
post a silhouette/outline of your body that shows the shape
>>27339722
which is obviously why you want the one on the right
jokes jokes. B A S E D L E F T
neither [original] one
>>27345845
Fuckin chun-li lookin ass.
>>27339615
>9gag
maybe it's time to go back, op.
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