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>sister is 14
>she's 5'11"
>sister is 17
>she's 4'7"
>>29196353
FUCKING SHIT.
THIS BITCH IS MY HEIGHT AND IM 26
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sgfksdfgkhaghfa
>>29196353
Post a photo of her legs at least, stupid.
who /drunk and sad/ here?
I'm /sober and working/, but soon I'll join you OP.Why are you sad
>>29196244
because my life is a mess tbhwy
>>29196364
Care to greentext? It's just you and me bubba
Also, what are you drinking? I'm going to stop by Spec's before I head home and I'm thinking of buying a bottle of tequila and some limes
ITT: We post our age and job and we ask each other questions and give onea other insider info and tips.
>22
>assisted living caregiver
I've also been a bartender, groundskeeper, and worked at McDonalds if anyone has any questions about those.
62
grounds keeper
iv seen some real shit
>>29196249
>62
Always nice to see an old timer on /r9k/. What kind of groundskeeping do you do? Any good stories?
You can't all be neets here right?
>I-it's not gay if she has a manly clit!
When will this meme die? If you eat pussy you're a fucking dyke. I don't give a fuck what her clit looks like: her XX say SHE'S A WOMAN.
>>29196144
>SHE'S A WOMAN.
whatever you say
>>29196144
Female to male trannies are too hardcore for me mang.
Normal boipucci is nice but mancunt is not.
So how common is it for women to have large clits without taking T or steroids? I like the way big ones seem to stick out proudly but it seems like there aren't that many of them around
pals thread
mods are great guys edition
Like it or not, r9k is the autism containment board, and this is a self improvement thread for robots. Fuck /soc/ normies and their sympathisers.
Sure leave up the 10000th whiny >tfwnogf or ""fembot"" troll thread and every other self pitying shitpost, but delete the one thread dedicated to self improvement and positivity.
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Don't reply to /le it's a soc thread/ trolls, they are false flags from normie scum trying to keep robots in their place and qt-less, and ""fembots"" scared they might lose their orbiters.
>This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.
>This user's privacy settings do not allow you to view their profile.
Does that mean they blocked me? afaik they allow comments from my country
They even messaged me first and now I cna't reply
>talk to girl one night
>eventually hit paragraph(s)-long responses going into essay tier
>never hear back after the next day
>this was three weeks now
Okay. I'll never understand female flakiness.
/comfy/ is back up again. These threads are the best.
When did you realise ya dun goofed in life?
>>29195966
When I spent four years of my life studying music in school rather than studying a useful subject.
When I enrolled in university for pure physics.
>>29195966
When I put all of my hope into people that always disappoint me.
Im bored and everything is boring
i try to post in these threads at least once but idk what to say this time
>>29196768
Just a meaningless post is enough
Im still really bored though
Find a girlfriend or true friends and you will slowly become better at finding meanings and joys of life.
At first it will feel like you're losing your real self but once you completely give in you will feel hope for the first time ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QlpKjhvZGw
Holy shit feminists CANNOT recover from this.
>wasting time on social politics
It's pathetic no matter which position you hold
>a bunch of female goyim standing around with signs because they're upset about political trivialities
>a male goy is upset by the female goyim and finds it necessary to argue with strangers on the street
Wow nothing changes and society continues to move in the direction the conspirators want. Goys gonna goy
that guy is too fat to be a hipster, but you know deep down he's meant to be one
Who is the most robot superhero?
Marvel and DC are both game.
Saitama. Prior to superhero he lived for many years as a literal NEET. He constantly cries about how his hair receeded when he wanted to be a chad until he went completely bald. He's also retarded and can't understand women.
>>29195301
The Riddler is the closest DC character to a robot. Imagine a dumber Riddler who never manages to catch or trick anyone.
>>29195301
Posting original content that is an interpretation of globalization from the contrasted perspective of post WWII nationalism
The worst part about women is that they dont seem to want love and definitely dont want to care for a man. They want to be dominated and controlled by asshole men. If you show any sign of weakness, of wanting to be comforted by a woman or telling her your emotions that arent related to being a dominate asshole she will cuck you. I have known this in the back of mind for years, its just torture when the girl you loved leaves you for assholes and gets mad at you for not acting like one when all you know is to be nice. Feels like theres no nice girls out there.Discuss.
Pic very related
>>29194786
There's a reason for "be yourself" meme as cocky assholes doesnt hide that fact about themselves from girls - they're genuine as oppose to nice guys who are passive-aggressive and manipulative.
It's not too late to change your nice guy ways.
>>29194786
Here's that (You) you were searhing so hard for.
In this thread I will post quotations about Anders Behring Breivik, the man who killed 77 people in Norway in 2011.
Please bump this thread if it interests you.
>>29194625
Fuck off we already have a god
>>29194625
yes op this does interest me, please continue. he's one of my heroes.
The following quotations are from "The Inexplicable" by Karl Ove Knausgaard (New York Times, May 2015)
I will point out whenever the source changes
On Breivik's solitude and his outsider status
>"The way in which he carried out his crime, and the way his thoughts contextualized it, resembles role-playing, rather than political terrorism. The solitude this implies is enormous, not to mention the need for self-assertion. The most logical approach is to view his actions as a variation on the numerous school massacres that have occurred in the past decades in the United States, Finland, and Germany: a young man, a misfit, who is either partly or completely excluded from the group, takes as many people with him into death as he can, in order to "show" us."
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't enjoy a trap's supple throat and ass-pucci unbeknownst to my gf? It's not cheating of it's a subhuman sex puppet.
>>29194168
pls dont tell me that used to be a guy? goddamn it I'm attracted to the wrong appearance. I would love the hell out of that thing. I want to wake up to its face and kiss it on the nose.
>>29194168
>It's not cheating of it's a subhuman sex puppet.
Wrong, fucker. Pick one or the other, you homo.
>>29194214
I literally got a boner whilst typing that. I think I'm officially too far gone.
>loli is not borderline pedophilia
>th-th-theyre just drawings!
>muh drawings!
If you fap to lolis you are fapping to representations of children.
If you are fapping to children, that mean you're almost certainly a pedophile. Before some idiot says otherwise, being a pedophile doesn't mean molesting real children, or even fapping to real children, it just means you're attracted to children.
If you fap to 2D feet you're still a footfag, so why would you suddenly not be categorically a pedophile for fapping to 2D children?
>>29193818
Does looking at manga with people being killed make you a murderer?
>>29193818
>oh no, many males are naturally attracted to fictional drawings of individuals with neotenic traits, what is the world coming to?????
give me a break and get off the backs of others who just want a good fap to drawn images
It's friday evening and the normies are outside. Misaki-thread.
How was your week fellow hikis, neets and failed human beings?
>>29192966
Do I really get to make the first misaki thread post?
I did nothing all week because I bailed out of my first class and forgot to scheludes the second one which meant I couldn't go to this other class either
Hell I slept the best part of today since I was awake from 2 am to 10 am and then slept until 2pm an another hour after that
I'm having a really good day today
>it's been a week already
Everything just keeps getting worse. I am hating myself more and more each day. I can't believe I actually used to like myself at one point. I used to think I was smart, and maybe I was, but my mind has deteriorated from years of taking the path of least resistance and consuming only the most easily digestible content instead of actually challenging myself. I can't even fit in in NEET chatrooms; even there I am clearly inferior to everyone else and have nothing to say. I am an empty person, a shell of who I used to be. I need to kill myself. I just have to accept the fact that a painless method is implausible in my current situation. I will just have to suck it up and deal with the 5 minutes or so of agonizing asphyxiation that come with hanging yourself. The first step is mustering up the courage to bus all the way to the hardware store in this sweltering heat and buying a sturdy enough rope. I can only pray I don't run into anyone from high school.
Anyway, I look forward to today's stream. Hopefully it will be my last.
>"With 27 I'm not any smater than I was with 15. I am stuck here, in the same place."
SURVEY TIME JABRONIS
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>>29192901
>22
>male
>uk
>0
>n/a
>/fit/, /fa/, here sometimes
>no smoking unless drinking
>drink once a month max
>no drugs
>yes, standard office wagecuck
>>29192901
>25
>male
>netherlands
>0
>some day...
>/r9k/ /b/
>no
>not much
>no
>i have no job
Oh look it's another one of these threads
>Age
22
>Gender
Malethough sometimes I wish I was a girl
>Country
UK
>Number of people you have had sex with
Zero and I don't see that changing soon
>Age you lost your virginity
n/a
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/g/ /mu/ /k/ /tv/ /out/ /ck/
>Do you smoke?
Only when I'm very drunk
>Do you drink?
Yes but not much anymore
>Do you use drugs?
I've smoked a couple of joints before but not in a year or so
>Job
Just left Uni, unemployed
