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>older sister used to always rub her pussy boogers in my hair
any one else have an older sibling that bullied them?
>>29196189
>pussy boogers
welp there goes the last little bit of my will to talk to women
Thanks anon, you just murdered the last lingering bit of heterosexuality I had.
welp , that about settles my decision to become asexual
If I do not recieve 200 (You)s by the end of the night Japan will stop creating Anime, Manga, Females, and Hentai.Also your IQ will drop by 20 points and you will lose your ability to cum
>>29196100
h-here's your (You)
just don't take my waifu
>>29196100
stop posting my pics you shithead
hfhgfsd
Hiya guys how ya doing
6'1"
9... 9..... 96 FUCKING POUNDS
KILL ME
KILL
FUCKING KILL END ME
I don't believe you. Post a pic or get out.
>>29196074
Not even possible man, I'm 5'7 and weigh 138 pounds and I look as thin as a stick
Liar I'm 5'9 and 145lbs and still pretty thin. You'd be a literal skeleton.
Can someone explain to me why guys orbit girls?
No one can be naive enough to think they're going to get pussy after orbiting, right? Are they just after genuine friendship?
Pic unrelated.
They seek female attention even when they know it won't lead anywhere and they think in their mind that they have the smallest chance to get pussy so it's not impossible
>>29196030
Yes, they do think they can earn pussy points, no they are not interested in friendship. That wouldn't be orbiting, that would be being a friend.
>>29196030
they want to be near her, so they try to be
what's hard to understand about it
Tic, toc, tic, toc, roastie. Enjoy life while you can.
Women only exist when they look good. Once they become ugly, the only guys they can seduce are the worst beta providers you could think about.
Tic, toc, tic, toc. You're already older than you were a minute ago, roastie. Better not waste that precious time. =)
She's ugly at 20, too.
>>29196022
she is cute as fuck, I loved sabrina
women have one job in life, dont get fat
>>29196022
Ugly and in shape is better than ugly and fat, though.
No sane man, even with low standards, will ever date a fat girl.
H-happy birthday to me, r-right guys?
T.T
Happy birthday OP. Where are you? Looks comfy, even if no one else is there.
>>29195969
>bowling alley birthday party
>they always reek of working-class poverty
>>29197079
>reek of working-class poverty
Well sorry we don't have our own monkey butlers, Richie Rich.
How about you get THE FUCK out of Pin City?
what's the history of the weird pepe + feel/wojack stuff?
I remember "that feel when no gf" for ages with the feel guy (which I had to call wojack or people say I'm a newfag - I know it origined on KC)
and I know pepe is a version of the boys club frog (feels good man).
but what the fuck happened with these crazy stories about pepe shitting on wojack or feel becoming homeless etc. what spawned these and why? just any info you have about it would be cool
another here
pplease respond
Poo pee got started when normalfags were first hijacking pepe as an attempt to turn them off from posting it anywhere, which did work for a time until people just stopped doing it. I think pepe bullying wojak started some time after the first smug pepe was posted
/autism
Would you let a qt trap cuck you?
>>29195823
I want to be a trap and cuck some anon gf.
in front of her.
while she's crying
then force her to clean me after I'm done.
>implying traps could cuck anything
>>29195837
I like this idea very much.
Is there anything as boring as an average penis? Big dicks can be worshiped and evoke submission, small dicks can be laughed at and dominated sexually, average dicks are just bland, nothing to spice it up.
>>29195765
>The average is the average
No fucking shit. Also if you think you need a 12+ inch dick to sexually dominate a woman, the you might be the biggest beta I've ever met.
>>29195765
I wonder how much he paid her to do that. Go figure. We can't score and some small dicked fag is getting a blowjob from an emo slut, and she lets him take a picture.
Women are dumb.
>>29195810
The Amateur Allure guy is like 4.5" ~ 5" and has jizzed into hundreds of mouths.
This is essential robotocore moviefilms. Movies that generally relate to being alone, being outcast, or being uncomfortable with yourself. Discuss.
you forgot lebowski
you forgot llewyn davis
you forgot dollars trilogy
you forgot sherlock holmes
you forgot rampage
too many movies, mate
not all are about people in solitude, but many contain characters who're robots
just
>>29195906
Being a little quirky and down on your luck doesn't make you a robot m8y
>>29195756
Add Blue Valentine and Drive.
Anyone ever date a nymphomaniac? How was it? I'm curious because my friend is dating one
it was ok until she told me i was eating another mans nut
>>29195675
I have and after a couple weeks it becomes very tiring and draining, both physically and emotionally. I wouldn't recommend it.
>>29195786
Emotionally? What did she do that would drain you emotionally?
>Hey anon, you can bang one of us, but only if you drink some ttongsul with us first
>>29195661
What is this drink?
>>29195688
/int/ will happily tell you
>>29195688
Ttongsul!
My ass is literally a forest of hair. What are some easy ways to remove it? Shaving seems to take forever. Would Nair work? Any other ideas, robots?
>>29195641
Damn. I'll bump it. I also crave answers on this subject
Here is a flowchart
Are you a gay bottom?
Y. N
Wax it. Do nothing
>>29195641
Trust me when I say this
You don't want to do anything to your ass hair other than waxing it
If you try anything else, you'll regret it
>alright son, we know you had your heart set in getting a mail order bride for christmas, but all we could afford to get you was this slave child from ISIS. She's traumatized from seeing her father and all his sister-wives beheaded so please be nice to her
What do you do, Arcanine?
>>29195480
become her father
Does she make tendies?
>wanting to get married
>ever
Get out of here you goddamn normalfuck
Hello my friends.
I am a 24 year old half-chink virgin who lives at home and doesn't own a car and I want to have sex.
How can I accomplish this. Do any of you live in Ottawa, Canada and have a willing female relative you could lend me?
Also, general women tips.
>>29195467
just find a prostitute on backpage senpai and ask for a quickstop
contact, came064 on facebook, she lives where your at, she's a milf that has a thing for yellow cock
i'm 20 now and lost my v to her
>>29195497
Illegal friend.
>>29195533
I don't have facebook.
