I wish /r9k/ was less about women and more about robot lives and feels
"Robot feels" revolve around not having a girlfriend.
>>29190213
the normies claim yet another board for their boring shitposts
it's a sad day to be a robot
>>29190213
i would like if r9k made a toehoe sticky thread purely for comfy pics even though i know jp has toehoe stuff
What are the various virgin signs that a girl can see in a guy?
1. He's ugly
Girl here, biggest sign is when he uses smiley emoticons.
> haha that sounds great :)
He does the virgin walk and has the virgin voice
Are you at least white, /r9k/?
OP is not white
>>29190131
Natuerlich bin ich weiss, Volksgenosse.
>>29190080
Well, rounding up from half I am...
Why are there so many gay people on here? Aren't you guys supposed to be less than 1% of the population?
>>29190067
I think there may be alot more gays on this earth then actual straight people. I figured out I was pretty much a faggot two weeks ago.
Because gays are more likely to have mental disorders. Also being gay is literally hell, it's like your a living meme.
>>29190067
Pretty much all women are bisexual.
3-4% of men are actual homos
Ants are terrible
>6 years ago
>on holiday in italy around april/ may that year
>we booked a small house to stay in, it looked fantastic
>on arrival we notice there's a shit ton of ants walking all around the house and decide to get some ant traps and bugspray to put near the doors
>fastforward to evening, drinking a pretty good lemon soda i found in a shop nearby.
> i only drink...
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>>29189973
jesus christ
the worst I've ever had is when I could feel a tickling sensation on my stomach and chest and when I whipped back the sheets I had three spiders walking all over me
>>29189973
>be fast asleep in my shitty apt
>while I sleep, bigass carpenter ants have found a crack in the floorboards and have started exploring the room
>one of them climbs onto my pillow and I guess I roll over on top of it
>it starts biting the fuck out of my neck
>wake up with horrible stinging pain on my neck
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Once I was fapping and I saw an ant on my desk.
I came on it and it drowned in my jizz.
Why not just be gay?
I am, but I lack the 8x6" penis of my imagination need to stretch out black bp to an unrecognizable mess.
>>29189958
>semi-regular hemorrhoid's
>fat, body hair, bottom
>only want a bear or also fat daddy
cute feminine boys are harder to find than cute girls
masculine men aren't sexy.
Anyone got cringe?
I'll start mine.
>on a night out
>drink too much
>some woman is all over me
>fuck it why not
>dancing with her
>can't remember anything else
>wake up the next morning
>some QT just burst into the room wearing pyjamas saying "mum wake up, Craig is here"
>I'm...
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Jesus fuck, that's a topkek right there
>>29189905
cheers man helps to talk abt it kinda funni now
Dayum nigga
I just got out of prison after 18 months in for plotting a school shooting. Ask me whatever you want.
>>29189819
How long did it take to get up to date on the freshest memes?
when did you realize youre a faggot piece of shit for wanting to kill innocent people instead of just putting one in your dome?
When should we avoid school?
Is it true that white bois just want to be asian gurls?
>>29189814
I want to be a cute white girl desu
>>29189814
>>29189854
I just want to be a girl. even brown one is fine tbqhfamsenpai.
I'm not a mentally deranged degenerate so no I don't want to be the inferior sex
But I'll ask it anyways: Does anyone here know where to obtain hashish in the United States of America?
Weed is a very weak drug for me, it doesn't get me high. So I was wondering if I could try the stronger stuff.. Hashish is still weed, isn't it? It's just weed with a higher potency, right?
If anyone knows where I could find hashish, please tell me.
>>29189641
make it yourself, protip
>>29189641
Weed is retarded. Grow up.
If you want stronger effects stop smoking every single fucking day and do it in moderation.
Also saying weed is a weak drug is stupid since you can just smoke more...
>>29189671
How do you do that, guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQnpi3ixwOU
Pretty feel-ish, in my opinion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeWhd3dcplM
Warren Zevon - She's too good for me
Dave Mathews - Some Devil
Ryan Adams - I see monsters
Moto boy - Beat heart
Bayside - Don't call me peanut
>>29190950
Oh and can you guys tell me what you think of these songs after listening. Thanks
I want to ask a girl out who works at my office, but I'm a beta spineless pussy. Wat do?
I'm on lunch break right now.
What's that shit about asking out women you work with? That sounds like a bad fucking idea.
You don't shit where you eat.
The ugly girl and Chad should switch places
>>29189515
I'd swap ugly woman and attractive man.
>Daddy, why does my kindergarten teacher Miss Schlomostein say that I have to give up my pubescent aryan maidenhood as reparations to Tyrone
>I told her that I was waiting for a traditional European marriage to a traditional European man but she started calling me a bigoted Nazi and said that if I didn't let every little boy of color run a train on my tiny ass then I might as well be a cross burning kkk plantation owner
What do
Kill yourself. How many times are you going to post this same low-quality, low-intellect shitty bait?
>>29189495
Spotted the tumblr SJW femcunt
Go fuck some more niggers, you fucking piece of shit
>>29189547
Angry bitter underaged virgin gonna angry bitter underaged virgin.
>trips will die in their sleep dreaming about being with their oneitis
>Dubs will shit themselves at a family meal
>>29189376
>tfw my chad brother is visiting today
>we will have a family meal
>constipated
Please be trips
>>29189376
mommy is visiting this weekend. lets see how it goes.
>tfw cousin's wedding tomorrow
what is your fav hair color for a girl?
>>29189358
Whatever this is
Fuck your originality
>>29189358
Whatever her natural color is. I care 10 times more about personality and her capacity for feelings/ care. Bonus points if shes intellectual and has a desire to learn/ for knowledge, I dont expect her to be a brainiac, just to have thag intellectual side. So as long as its her natural color and shes a good person then thats perfect. I care more about whats under her hair then the color.
Liking her natural color instead of chasing some media ideal is attractive too. If she decides to dye it though I wouldnt...
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>>29189358
Fuck off. 95% of women have black hair. There are women out there that aren't white. And then "robots" go around and act like women only want chad. Fuck you guys.