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Do any other robots have fantasies about being dominated by a women? To worship her as a goddess? To be her pet, and serve her for being a good boy?
>>29183718
Yes, but only with 2D women. It wouldn't work with 3DPD roasties.
there used to be multiple threads about this literally every single day. yes.
Yes, i dearly do. For her.
Crows...they're...so black, black as a starless night sky...they siphon your life force with their abyss-like complexion...
Have you ever stared at a crow? I have...once. You only get one time, you know? After you've really stared into the impossible blackness that is a crow...you're never the same again.
Take it from me, kid...just...make sure to enjoy the finer things in life. One day you might just no longer get any enjoyment from them...you never know when a crow will find it's way into your vision...no...into your mind......
Pic not related......
>>29183684
I admire how smart crows are.
The plumage of crows are all oily and shit though, so depending on the light they can have those rings of the brilliant deep emeralds and blues.
>>29183801
That was a damn good story
You'd think it was a tall tale, but no, it's true :(
at least I'm not a midget? at least I have that going for me, right?
You can't exactly blame her for getting short with him- and she eventually became a bigger person.
>>29183624
>Being surprised a woman didn't want to associate with a supreme manlet.
what is the weirdest thing that you have put in your butt/ass?
pill bottle
One of those oversized novelty pens.
>butt/ass
Was this redundancy needed?
Robots I'm sick of being fat I weigh 130 kg(286 lbs) what are some good workouts i can do at with no equipment?
Running, pushups, etc. Just keep moving. Follow your heart to the end of this world. Equipment is meaningless.
>>29183536
Nothing. Weight loss requires effort which you are clearly incapable of you fat fuck. Kys.
Not OP but it's 3 am here and I'm fucking hungry and really want to go drive and get 2 burgers. Can someone convince me this is a bad idea or should I just do it .
>That negative emotion you experience when reminded of the fact that you do not possess a girlfriend
Having a girlfriend isn't as transcendent a feeling/experience as everyone here seems to think it is. I know this because I have one.
>>29183486
Do not worry, Original Poster, for said negative emotion is merely a spook!
>that feelerino when no gferino
>tfw benzos
Is this how normies feel 24/7?
Hope you dont take them longer than a week max.
>>29183448
gimme some of da bills
>>29183448
what does it feel like senpai
>her face when she sees the D
>>29183443
>her face when she wins
>>29183702
I need some sauce
>>29183755
>her face when anon can't do a simple image search
What happened to my board? What is this normie shit? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO R9K. EVERY DAY I COME HERE AND SEE SHIT LIKE THIS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's summer anon. All the young normies from schools are free.
I was wondering this too. I haven't been here in about six months (I have a GF, etc), but R9K feels like it's totally lost its edge even in just that time. What happened to the hilarious and pathetic rage?
>>29183439
Shut the fuck up you like.
Oranges
Who /biwhenhorny/ here?
>>29183395
definitely
feel ashamed and degenerate after though
> He puts gay captions on straight porn
Just fap to dudes fucking dudes you moron
>>29183395
It's more /bithroughdesperation/ for me. The longer I'm sexless, the more the consideration of fucking a guy seems more acceptable/doable.
It started with only convincing traps and slowly went to the point where a twink with significantly feminine body traits works as well, but so too the idea of getting a bj or something at a gloryhole of even guys whatever they look like as long as I don't have to see them - which is kind of the point of gloryholes.
I never had a desire or and inclination towards imagining fucking a masculine looking guy though, and zero desire what so ever of getting fucked by anyone; I doubt I ever will as that's simply not my thing.
Regardless, I'd say I'm (at least opportunity) bi albeit purely top.
>occasionaly going to a store to buy cheap beer and some groceries off my schizobux
>male cashier forces smalltalk, talk some shit back
>eventually starts recognizing me and we always talk for a brief minute (the only social interaction I get except for talking to my dad)
>he says he's from another city
>one time asks me if I don't mind coming over for a beer to his place
>don't have my phone on me and he doesn't have a pen but I say I will be back tommorow with a phone
>I'm excited I will get a robot friend I can get drunk with
>go to the store this time he's not working the cash register but stocking the shelfs so we have more time to talk
>I type his number into my phone and give him a mis-call
>he eventually goes with "why don't you come over this saturday"
>I'm like cool bro we'll get hammered together haha
>no no bring over friends
>what
>bring a friend so you don't feel out of place
>I will come alone
>you mean you don't have any friends?
>no
>so bring your girfriend or a wife, you do have a girlfriend, right?
>no
>I will be with my fiancee
>walk out of the store in anger and erase his number
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
normies don't enjoy one on one interactions, unfortunately. they're just as if not more afraid of social awkwardness than most robots
>>29183381
well time to find another grocery store
>>29183381
>not using self check out
>its a beautiful device crafted for robots
Why is everyone on this board a spineless loser?
>>29183362
nice try
if i'm spineless, how come i got discus hernia?
fuck you, you son of a whore mother
70% of the people here are just pretending.
>>29183425
>30% of this board's population are actually failed normies.
Still, an unsettling figure.
>start working
>always tired as fuck after work even if i finish 3pm and i start 7
>cant contribute to conversations, head feels slow.
>fallen to the energy drink jew and always drink one before a workout that's how depleted i am of energy
being a wage slave is the worst thing ever and does nothing but make you miserable.
>>29183324
seconded
why the fuck cant I start a reasonable time
>>29183336
Sometimes i start 12 and i still feel tired as fuck after work. Litrelly fuck work.
>>29183324
You feel drained because your body has adjusted itself to the energy drinks. You should wean yourself off of them
Episode 4 is up. Let's disguss it.
Khaya is so disgustingly hot. it makes me wanna reee that ill never fuck her.
>Colonel is god
>lexi saying "dont fucking touch me" to Keiran
>Remy being a useless stoner
>last 7 min is the purest form of cringe i've ever witnessed
>Khaya having a huge meltdown on twitter and saying Blair wins it all
There's something about Asian American woman like in OP's pic that tells me to get away ASAP.
>>29183247
holy shit idk where i've been but i didn't know this existed. going to watch all of these right now
>visit home for summer
>have an old friend
>hang out everyday
That's nice, I am very jelly
>get in touch with old friend from years ago after being alone
>realize you both have nothing in common anymore
gg wp
The sad part of that story is him.
You come back, a good friend he doesn't see often, but he spends all his time with you because he values you... or because he has no one else.>tfw projecting
