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>realized I made a completely retarded and incorrect statement
>close the thread
>leave the board until it 404s
heheh.. don't need to see myself get BTFO'd
>completely BTFO someone
>realize they're such an inherent dumbfuck that they can't possibly even fathom the fact they're objectively wrong
>have no use in reading their inevitable dumbfuck """""retort"""""
>just leave the thread and laugh about how he's probably foaming at the mouth clanking a wall of text on his keyboard
>someone replies to me with an unnecessarily hostile post even though I did nothing to warrant it
I'm not even mad. I can only wonder "why?"
I love these threads. Last one I read was incredible.
If you could hop inside a machine that turned you into a rich kid forever, would you do it? You would never be able to have sex again.
Please note that if you do not respond you will be banned from any further participation on this board
Discussion of what being a rich kid would be like is also encouraged
Your parents would be distant but loving. You could have whatever you wanted.
Never going to get laid anyway, might as well be rich at least. And does it mean I'm immortal like peter pan?
which one of you disgusting betas would like to be my financial cuck? ill give you the female attention you crave.
>>29182884
what kind of attention?
>>29182884
me pretty please
my dad and i have a credit card we use solely for findom purposes so im not exactly inexperienced when it comes to this stuff
>>29182900
any kind you want, anon~
who /earthquake/ here?
Palm Desert, CA what about you?
>>29182882
where?
original desu
me
SPOOPED
This is to all my white brothers...let's enjoy our last 100 years before we are gone. Hug each other brothers...there is nothing we can do.
>>29182820
White person here. Skin color doesn't matter.
Biotechnology major here. In 100 years editing skin color genes and racial attributes will be entirely possible.
>>29182820
those girls are all ugly as fuck, the nic nogs can have em
white/asian master race is the way of the future
>>29182820
Finally. I have been waiting for you snow niggers to die off.
>tfw only 7 inch penis
Who /dicklet/ up in here?
>tfw 8 inches
>already been laughed at for having a tiny dick before which is why I've never had confidence my entire life
>>29182575
>5'11"
>4 inch dick
it hurts
>>29182575
>tfw only 9in
Everyone knows you need double digits to please a woman
Avoidant Personality Disorder fucking sucks
Can you go into detail on how it has affected your life?
Just read the wiki page on APD and I have literally all the symptoms.
I don't think I have avoidant personality disorder though I'm pretty sure I'm just a loser
>>29182623
I've gone through 4 friend circles because of this shit.
If anyone shows the slightest hint of criticism or playful bullying, my mind upscales it to ridiculous proportions. If I get called out on me fucking up, I feel I'm inferior and not worthy of their standards.
It's been a month since I last talked to anyone besides Mom. I just can't keep friends.
She's currently in the loony bin right now. She posted a brief video before taking it down. She has very serious drug problems if anyone doubts it.
Her father was absent and oscillating between being kind and abusive triggered by nothing meaningful. Her mom didn't give a fuck about her. She got bullied since grade school. She felt unloved and rejected everywhere. She never felt like she fit in. This lead to depression and anxiety. She also likely has bpd and only started treatment recently.
Then on top fo that she she keeps sticking with the same toxic, edgy meme lords that she calls her Skype friends. Brien in the logs met her through mchan, solicited pictures, further taught and introduced her to more drugs because he was a habitual user, shooting up on cam right in front of her. Eaton is a twink that she believes she's in love with, who never gives her a straight answer, mostly ignoring her for enjoyment. She's become addicted to that. The others are the members that reply "kek" after every statement, thinking its all a joke or trolling, thinking a 15 year old girl thinks exactly how they think, when she's vastly different.
I don't know why she loves associating with these people. She needs to be friends with girls her ages who experience the same experiences she does. Not a 20+ year old male drug addicts that first took interest in her because of her body.
https://a.pomf.cat/rjedwu.txt
>>29182546
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA
ROASTIE BTFO
I would definitely lick her asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAXvIiBw5xw
let go of this "waifu" shit sick fucks
you need help guys go to therapy for real
are japanese girls a meme
looks aside, is it true that most japanese wimin are waifu material? ive been to japan for at least 30 times and i really enjoyed getting to know the locals
> am chink in china that speaks japanese
>>29182475
>am chink in china
the communist party should ban /r9k/ if they want to prevent the beta uprising
If you can speak it, you're probably better off asking 2ch than here famille
In my very limited experience, Japanese women are kind of hard to make friends with.
They're pretty shy and generally quite private people.
This is only my own limited experience.
>normies tell me to not think about killing myself
>do
Where are my /devilish/ companions at?
>>29182465
you killed yourself?
>>29182489
dumbass cannot understand context clues
>tell me not to think about killing myself
>think
>>29182503
ok. i need to think...
um so a normie told you not to kill yourself and you did
so you're a ghost?
Q: how do i flirt with a male????
growing up as a gamer, i have 0 social skill when it comes to flirting / boys. it's hard enough for me to tell when a guy genuinely likes me, so i end up friend/famzoning all my guyfriends and running away when my fucked up intuition somehow *thinks* he's beginning to fall for me.
this is also bc i don't want to lose them as a friend and i know that once they start hitting on me aggressively / if they were to ever ask me to be a gf, they'd find out how fucking inexperienced + inept i am and it would just be so embarrassing bc i literally have NO FUUUCKINGGG CLUEEEE how to girl/flirt/seduce/be a vixen when it comes to romance! :( i hate it and it makes me so sad.
off topic: i'm generally very nice to everyone, but how do i stay that way without having guys confused / making them think i'm interested in them? when people say "oh yea we're talking" -- wtf does that fucking mean??? don't you talk to everyone??? :( at this point i don't care if i'm misunderstood, but i just hate living this way bc i'm too scared to meet guys bc i have no idea how to act. i wasn't like this before but now that i'm at an age where i should be experienced (and i'm not), it's fucking with mee :*(
how do i flirt?? how do i 'game'??? do girls have to know how to 'game'?? wtf??? how do i even girl???? HELPPPPPPPP
honestly i know r9k/4chan is the last place i should be asking for this advice but i have more faith in 4chan than my own ability to survive in the girl/man world
help!
any irl/url methods appreciated, ty
sorry this is so fucking long i'm out of it
tldr:
1) how do i flirt/be a seductress like other women? i've been sheltered all my life doing quests on online servers
2) this fucks me up bc i push away all my guy friends / guys who are interested in me /
+ i don't even talk to most guys or try not to bc i'm afraid itll give them the wrong impression (mistaken kindness 4 me wanting them) .... [[ bc of the phrase '""ohhhh yea me and that chick r talking.. WEVE BEEN TALKINGGG" wtf?? when i hear my guy friends say that it makes me never want to talk to anyone w/ a penis again. help!!!]
>>29182455
yeah there's not a really any threat of rejection when you flirt with a guy, men are extremely forgiving when it comes to women's autism. so, just say whatever you want.
here's some tips on what you could say to flirt with a guy though
>haha, you're so funny!
>omg you are just the cutest
>i bet you have a really cute penis!
>i find you very attractive
basically just say anything positive
>>29182511
oh also tease them too, i like it when girls call me a dork or a silly head
Hello fellow robos im going to bitch about my life. Do you care probably not but im drunk so here it is. Feel free to bitch along with me or give your opinions.
>Born into upper middle class
>Barley see parents my whole childhood
>Older brother beats my ass all the time
>Be me in middle school
>Parents say from now on i need atleast a 3.8 average or im going be be forced to study aka locked in my room
>The pain of my brother getting and doong whatever he wants he was in HS at this point.
>Parents bought him a brand new camaro SS for his 16th
>Mfw i turned 16 i got shit and no party.
>Older brother goes to college
>Parents pay all his college and since he wants to live off campus they pay for a $1800 a month apartment
>Mfw at this point i have very few friends because my parents barley let me go out and i dont have a car or any money still in HS btw
>Mfw i turn 18 and instead of a present i get a visit from my brother.
>One thing leads to another and we got into a fist fight.
>30 day eviction noticr recived from parents the next day.
>Tell me i better find a job because they arent giving me any money and not to ask
>Rage boils i flip and bitch about how they treat me like shit and give my brother everything he wants
>End up not being able to find a job that pays well enough to stay in my state so me and my only friend move to bumfuck nowhere his uncle gave us jobs here i remain here to this day.
>Havent talked to my family in 4 years.
>Last thing i saw on facebook was my brother is married and my dad is giving him the family business.
>Mfw i get nothing in my parents will.
I always wondered why they hated me so much. For the most part i did everything they asked. Also im a kissless virgin cause i have no social life and know noone in this small village yes literally a village still. My friend lives across the street from me and we just work and play rpgs lmao. Shit could be worse i guess. Also the stuff above isnt in chronological order exactly
You should have posted this earlier but I like your story. There has to be a reason your parents r like this to you. You gotta think of a way to prove everyone wrong. Maybe go into show business and try and make it. I don'tknow but the play RPGs lmao part made me kek lol
>>29182397
>my friend lives across the street from me and we just work and play rpgs lmao
Sounds cozy. Sucks about all the other shit though.
>>29182498
Posted earlier??? Anyway idk about the whole show business thing maybe ill become a famous youtuber lmao. Anyway yeah i really cant think of a reason they were and are like that. At this point i dont really care there dead to me and if they reached out i wouldnt respond.
ITT: we make fun of people in wheelchairs
stand up u doodoo head
oh u cant
>>29182390
hahahaha fucking faggot on wheels. I'll be upstairs
Hey there hotwheels. How's it rolling?
Who here jumble up words when speaking?
>tfw been shut in for so long i have bad memory, jumble up my words when speaking, and sometimes make no sense.
Yo. Brain damage from a car crash, so sometimes I mix my words up or forget words. It's pretty common for me to be reduced to gesturing for what I need. I forget the word and my brain just locks me into that, and forgets how to describe what I need vocally. And sometimes my brain kind of detaches from my mouth partway through a sentence and a bunch of unrelated words that make no sense just come out.
>tfw trying to mime a fork but it's way too vague
>tfw can't seem to make my mouth say what I need
>tfw break down crying from sheer frustration
>>29182355
How do people react when you fuck up your words? i always feel like they think I'm mentally retarded.
>>29182327
I am a clutter and it drives me fucking crazy and im really insecure about talking because I cant make it through more than a few sentences without fucking up.
r9k, apart from 4chan (and other chans), what are some websites where I can read a large variety of opinions and comments from a large variety of people?
>>29182284
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>>29182284
any local police station or mental health institution
will gladly take you for your crimes of serious and advanced faggotry you've committed.
