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So basically, no worth-while girl will ever touch Axe body spray, or any other cheap spray for that matter.
Maybe a minority do, but every girl I know does not. They'll always have a pretty expensive perfume for everything...
This is my discovery. WEAR GIRLS BODY SPRAY. Seriously though, look, girls know what mens Axe smells like and they hate it.
Most of them have no idea what the female versions smell like and they'll get it confused for a nice cologne if you're wearing it.
It works. Fucking, every time I see a friend I'll get a compliment like "oh anon you smell soo good what is that!" and i'll just be wearing girls Axe.
Don't get me wrong, I do have expensive mens cologne and shit for fancy days but you don't wanna be wasting resources on cheap days out and work y'know.
So there you have it.
tl;dr:
> girls don't wear body spray
> wear girls body spray and they won't know
> will get mistaken for something good
> bask in compliments about how nice you smell
noted. OP. I don't wear any fragrances or cologne in general, though.
it's always been my dream for men to start wearing "women's" body spray or perfume because every cologne i've come across has been disgusting.
>>25029910
Women's body spray smells better to me as well.
I like using vanilla or peach scents.
Better hurry, wagecuck. The traffic is already congested. At the current rate, your commute will take 2 hours instead of one.
It dosent even take an hour to walk.
Dont you have some music/philosophy to pretend to understand and relate to?
>>25029900
>Dont you have some music/philosophy to pretend to understand and relate to?
as a musician and guy who keeps a personal philosophy library, i'll have you know i understand about half of what's in there
>mfw wagecuck dies on his way to work
You walk into a room and see this sticking out of a magical hole in your wall.
What do
take a knife to it
Start by licking the balls.
Get the fuck out of there.
Why don't you just get a qt Indian gf?
because weird conservative in-laws that would despise me for not being an Indian with a doctorate
because she would smell like curry and shit.
i actually really hate indians desu
>>25029845
This. Indians are a disgusting, degenerate group of "people".
What have you done in the past three hours /r9k/?
>sitting in a tshirt and underwear
>watching the shitstorm on /tv/ unfold
>botting in Diablo II
>drinking cherry coke, watching Ghost in the Shell, and wishing I could be a cyborg
>>25029805
>slaughtered 6 pigs
>soldered new carbon brushes to a fan motor
Now I'm gonna tuck myself down in the couch and watch another ep of Excel Saga before going out again.
>>25029805
>drinking cherry coke, watching Ghost in the Shell, and wishing I could be a cyborg
Excellent escapism, anon-san. Unfortunately we were born a little too early for such mechanical bodies.
>watched curb your enthusiasm
>contemplating if I should just not sleep to fix my schedule
>read something
>watch the morning news
>>25029805
>Rewatched Oz once more
>Played BTD5
>Played Payday 2 for the first time
>Picked ROTMG up once more, and am doing decently
>Talked to worthless old classmates, holding on to hope that they have something interesting to talk about like hobbies, interests, and shit
>Tried a new Mtn Dew flavor
>Enjoyed it
>Watching Berserk, Panty and Stocking, and new DBZ movies
>Watched Wonder Showzen and enjoyed every moment
I'm not going to wind down, as finals are beginning this very day, but I will say I have enjoyed myself.
>wake up
>immediately assaulted by feelings of anxiety and regret
>eventually get up to keep the cringey memories at bay
>do the morning routine
>open the fridge, pick nothing, lower standards, open it again, pick something
>try to spend as little as possible time in kitchen, bring food inside my room
>as I close the door and start up the computer familiar feeling of safety washes up over me
>start up HotS and hearthstone at the same time, finish hearthstone match while in HotS champ select
>just play my own game, no teamwork at all
>a couple of wins, couple of losses
>after several hundred games still floating around rank 10
>alternate between chan, reddit, hearthstone, HotS
>as the evening comes, fire up EvE online
>recently started to recruit to my own corp but its going slowly
>actually its going horrible, considering giving up only after few days
>midnight approaches
>"I should do some workout"
>nah, too tired already
>will do it tomorrow
>trouble falling asleep because of shitty food, no exercise and 15 hours in front of computer
And how was your day?
This hits too close to home.
>>25029794
Quite similar, but in my case instead of games I'm using series, animes and mangas as escapism.
Try not to spend your time on the biggest casual games and you might feel better.
Tell me she is miserable without me. That she is going to be damned to one bad relationship after another. That she is going to see dumping me as the biggest mistake of her life. And she will die alone and miserable.
Why are you sad that she dumped you if you want her to die alone and miserable? Why aren't you glad to be done with someone you hate that much?
Feck off normie.
>>25029678
...
You'd actually date someone with a face of a rodent, then ponder over it?
That's just sad.
o_O
this really creeped me out
>>25029492
this is why he gets no action
made me thing of the lipstick demon in insidious
(-_-;) scary
feelsgood.jpeg to be normie
cba to piss about in MS paint but I got 12/25.
Bingo.I'll see myself out.
23 out of 25. I'm sort of out of shape (6'3 230 lbs.) and I'm 23 and I've been in a relationship for 5 years so I haven't had a chance to pick up a girl at a club. I have at a house party if you'll count that
Who /Balding/ here? Got a hair transplant 3 weeks ago AMA
Pic related - how bad I was and what I'm expecting
>>25028969
The balding isn't your problem, it's the way you handle it.
Even with the hair graft or whatever, you'll still be visibly insecure to others.
Real men just embrace it and shave the whole thing.
>>25028969
I prefer him before, to be quite honest. I like baldness. It's part of your manhood. You should embrace it, instead of engaging in this useless fight against the spin of time. There is no winning in the battle: you will lose. The best you can do is embrace your fear and accept your destiny. You're no batter then those womyn who dread wrinkles and stretch their faces with plastic until theyre deformed.
Besides, many guys actually look handsome bald. This pic you posted is one of them. You're just not used to it because of your stupid beauty pattern. You must learn to see beyond it, abd actually apreciate the beauty of a skin head.
>>25029020
>>25029026
I agree I don't see it as functional in the sense that it will cure everything and look exactly as it did. On the other hand the improvement of your appearance leading to an increase in confidence is essentially what your are aiming for.
>There are actually guys on this board both black and whiter, who would actually claim this is more attractive than asian women
Men who are attracted to white women are literally gay. These bitches look and act like men. No wonder traps are so popular here and they're always white.
who cares about looks, the way i hear it is asian womens vaginas are so much tighter then any other race.
>>25027741
> 3d
opinion discarded
saged lmao
i wanna reach over and grab those buns and thighs with both hands
cucky cuckold cuck LOL !!!I've become addicted to /r/relationships
>knows his wife's about to cheat
>what do I do guys
>getting married
tip mountain dew
>>25027427
Obviously dump the bitch.
Kick her to the curb.
Why aren't you attractive?
I am tho especially on the inside
>inb4 face thread
>>25026929
Why do you need to be attractive on the inside if you're attractive on the outside?
That's something ugly people say.
terrible sleeping pattern edition
I might last until noon
Good morning everyone~
>>25026487
Can't remember the last time I had more than eight hours~
Feel like I could faint tbqh.
What are you up to today lads?
I have an exam then the rest of the day can be spent in a state of maximum comfy~
Have a good day!
>>25026627
>>25026487
hahah what an awesome thread. I think midday is probably my limit too. Anyone have any tips? I seem to get into a good pattern for 2 days then fuck it up. also >>25026688
good luck with the exam. Im home for christmas than fuck, they start in Jan
Why do people like anal sex? I'm a guy, and I think it sounds disgusting. You know they poop out of there right? I can't imagine it feels very good for the girl either.
>>25026438
>aral sex with girl
>>25026438
Girls pee and have periods out of their vagina. I doubt that would stop you growling a girl out.
People like it because it feels good, is erotic and intensely sexual, adventurous. For a women to submit and allow a man to use her rectum for sexual pleasure shows she has a huge amount of love and affection for him. Also just because the butthole is used to excrete human waste doesnt mean it doesn't have a role in human sexuality. The glands in the skin around it, particularly on a woman excrete pheromones.
>>25027586
>Girls pee out of their vagina
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