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How do i get rich senpai?
Today i got a letter from my grandma who sent me 100 euros. i got really excited and put it with another 10 bucks in a jar. i wish i didn't smoke weed and cigarettes then i could save even more.
>>25029513
bet on the stock marrket
A lot of rich people kill themselves so you could start there and work backwards.
>>25029543
and lots of poor indian farmers kill themselves so I guess that would be the more logical starting point
How's this for a feminine penis?
>>25029485
Thats a really cute cock, I'd fuck you nice.
post more feminine cocks OP, do it now
I wish I had a feminine penis :(
>amerifats complain about minimum wage
>constantly sight Australia
>they don't understand that a pack of cigarettes here costs $28 and video games are $120 new
Seriously, Americans are the most greedy people in the world
>>25029481
>straya can't handle the bantz and shitposting
>>25029491
typical, you even going to say anything logical?
>>25029481
Your min wage is like twice ours and has more buying power so stfu
Who here the father of the family? I haven't seen my dad in years so it's me, my mother and my sister who is underage.
I made it my own responsibility to make sure my sister did not turn into a gigantic whore like the "fembots" on this website, and the ones you see posting explicit images on /soc/.
>Blocked pornographic websites
>Block websites such as dating websites, things like 4chan and a lot of other websites.
>Made her not wear make up as i think shes too young, even if all her friends do.
>Make sure she dresses properly if she goes somewhere, and won't hesitate to tell her to get the fuck back in her room and dress properly.
>Shes more afraid of me and what I'd do then any of my family combined so she listens straight away
>Told her off when she told people when they asked if she was a girl on things like Wii
>Made her to never reveal her gender on the internet
>etc..
I'm basically like the father, i don't want to see my sister turn into a bitch, or a whore as i mentioned like the ones on this board or the other boards. Nor do i want thirsty faggots trying to beta orbit her.
I feel as if I'm doing a good job as well.
She'll resent you when you're both older.
>>25029479
Flamboyant excuses like this is why 12 year old's are losing their virginity in this day and age.
>>25029428
This is EXACTLY how a girl becomes a whore you idiot
All the girls I know with strict parents are the sluttiest while the ones with respectful open parents are the polite and less slutty ones
Good morning, wagecuck. It's time to wake up.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25029379
But senpai it's night where I am. And I don't work.
>not contributing to society
>>25029379
What if it's night out.
who /indian/ here? the world is literally out to get me lads, if something can go wrong it does go wrong
this will turn into a racebait troll thread, you dumb shit
saged and hidden
i have to give up the fact that most white supremacists will never really accept me no matter what. im half white and half latin.
both sides lose.
I'm Indian. Why can't I just be white. Why can't I be white I want to be white I look white but I'm not white.
I want to be white I want it I want it I want it.
Recently got genetic testing done and I tested positive for anomalies in the y chromosome lending to androgyny and minor sexual dimorphism.
This puts a rest to a long-standing question that I've always had about why I've got miniature lady parts above my anus.
My doctors wonder why it's taken me this long to put two and two together.
But yeah, ask an intersex anything.
>>25028724
how big is your penis
do you have erectile dysfunction
which gender are you attracted to
how tall are you; do you have a feminine body
what's your ethnicity
Has this impacted your sex life or relationships? If so, how?
have you ever fucked yourself
>tfw the only reason i work is so i can continue paying for the fuel my motorcycle drinks when it flies down the road at over 270km/h
>And im currently planning on buying a new one to keep it company in the garage
>tfw if it wasn't for my motorcycle i'd be siting home jacking off all day living off of welfare
Who here /spender/?
>own a moderatly fast street car
>stall converter/2 way lsd
>costs me $100 a week on gas
>its the only reason i get up in the morning
>>25028650
If you buy a sleeping bag and get 10-15 girls, you can be Charles Manson
>>25028650
yeah, i totally know what you're talking about. sometimes i hop on my bike a ride without any destination, just to clear my head.
>these are the only moments when im feeling alive
>sometimes i have tears of joy under the helmet
>tfw you spent over $200 on gas this week
i also love buying new aftermarket parts and pimping my ride. got the exhaust, new handlebars, mirrors, levers, footpegs, crash buns, dynojet, etc
>tfw you got hit by a car retard u-turning in a blindspot
>spent over month in a hospital
>tfw your precious bikefu gets rekt
>i know i can easily get new one but this one was mine
>the sadness hurts more than my ravaged body
Who's the youngest whore you've ever known? Pic related
>>25028405
Fucking shit, no hope left bloc
>>25028405
>14
Girls are practically worn all the way down by that age. She's like a slutty grandma.
>girls would fuck horses over you
>girls would fuck dogs over you
>girls would fuck bulls over you
>girls would fuck bears over you
why live
I'M GONNA TRY
TO NULLIFY MY LIFE
AND I'LL BE BETTER WHEN I'M OLDER
I wish that
I was born a thousand years ago
AND THE COLORED GIRLS GO DUDUDU DUDU DUDUDU DU DUDU DUDU DUDUDU DU DUDU DUDU DUDUDU DU DUDU DUDU
>Dec 16 2015
>1:27 AM
did you ever think your life was gonna pass you by this way, when you were a mere child?
thread theme song choice
#1 Time by Pink Floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
#2 Young Turks by Rod Stewart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk
>>25028324
Jesus Christ OP, that young turks gave me feels.
Brilliant choice for thread theme
who /wasting their young years away/ here?
>tfw I can't escape the gravity of the real world
>>25028324
>Young Turks by Rod Stewart
I used to listen to this while driving around randomly on GTA:SA, good times.
>suicidal
>9 y/i brother who thinks the world of me
Just fuck my shit up tbqhwy family
Anyone else in the same boat?
>>25028307
Take him with you!
Wassup robot?
>>25028325
>Literally no friends, people are friendly with me until they get what they want.
>Pretty badly overweight, trying to lose but it's so hard when you don't have motivation to do anything.
>Shit job that I hate, parents guilted me into taking a job that I have zero interest in, going to be stuck in this field forever because it's the only thing in qualified for.
Even if I quit that job I wouldn't have a clue where to go.
>crippling anxiety every time I leave my room, this includes going to work, I get around it by going on 4chan
>feel lonely and isolated all day every day, just want to get off this ride
>>25028307
16 yr sister worships the ground i walk on
film student just like i was
shares my taste in music
shitty social life like me
she's my best friend, we talk about shit for hours and hours sometimes
i know that feel op, i really do
Got my grades back today.
I failed 13 of my 18 credits.
I graduated high school summa cum laude. Had a 3.11 gpa going into this semester. Now I'll be on academic probation with risk of losing my aid.
Convince me not to kill myself right fucking now
>>25028234
So how did you fuck everything up?
thanks for making everyone else have to pay for your stupidity dumbo
>tfw 4.0 gpa in college
>>25028234
I was in this situation OP, landed academic probation. Then fucked up again the next year and got kicked out.
>we iz college now
Is it possible to be a bad person even if your actions suggest that you are not?
I feel like I'm a cold, bitter, narcissistic asshole on the inside but I'm instinctively friendly and easy-going towards other people.
>>25028228
If the path to hell is paved with good intentions than maybe the path to heaven is paved with bad ones?
Being a good person is not about what thoughts cross your mind, but which ones you act upon.
>>25028254
youre fucking retarded
so a pedophile that fantasizes about kidnapping and raping little girls to death can be considered a good person if hes too much of a chicken shit to act?
>>25028254
This. You actions matter.
I'm autistic, and I don't pick up social cues or "feel empathy" the way other people do.
However, I understand that other people matter and I want to treat others as I would have them treat me. So even though my thoughts are neutral/apathetic my actions are good.
You can't control your thoughts. You can control your actions.
>>25028330
That's different. The person WOULD act if not for a specific condition.
>mother asks me why I never bring a girl home
>fucking sick of this question and trying to dodge it
>decide to tell her the truth so she shuts up about it, that I am an unattractive, awkward person, and girls do not fucking want that
>she tells me I just haven't tried meeting girls
>tell her that I have, but they are repulsed by me
>she gives up and leaves
>later overhear her telling my father she was just hoping I'd tell her I was gay because it would be less embarrassing
What's the easiest way to poison somebody?
>>25028177
Have you considered that you might be gay?
Wouldn't that be wonderful? None of the problems would have been your fault. You would gain a circle of friends with acceptance and support once you came out of the closet, and everyone would admire the courage to make that announcement.
lead (Pb)
My dad came at me with this question
>I'm fat I have no friends or social skills a job where I make just enough to eat and put gas in the car what do I have to offer?
>you just sound depressed you should go outside more
Yeah thanks dad I'm sure some fresh air will fix all my problems
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