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>tfw normies can't handle banter
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>>25025968

What do I say? Fucking normies topkek
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>>25026000
Nice trips. You're doing an hero's work, OP. Good job.
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>>25026045

How soon until OP breaks down?

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Who /BlackAndOrBrown/ here?

Post proof bros.
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^NIGGERSv
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Looks like you're fat too.
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I don't feel like taking a picture and my fucking computer fried up. So don't have any proof.


Megusta Chalupas en la Ovena

What else do you want

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>Look in the mirror and think, "I'm actually a pretty attractive guy."
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>"looking good tonight"
>you're not going out anywhere
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>>25024136
>fapping to vid
>vid buffers and screen turns black
>mfw i see my reflection
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>take pic of self
>oh god I'm actually a freak

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Do any of you robots smoke? If so how did you start and do you think you will give it up?
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Spirits are gayer than aids smoke smoke real butts
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>>25023640
Malboro Ultra Lights senpai. I only smoke once a week so I don't think I'll ever have a need to quit, at least while I'm still young.
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>>25023686
i'm from the UK and picked a generic american brand, since i assumed only americans would be onright now, for relevance

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Why are white males dying at a bigger rate compared to other races?
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>>25022048
>being American
>get shot
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Not reproducing enough (below 1.9).
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>be bong
>get stabbed by fork

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Damn there's a lot of people here. On a Tuesday night no less. You all NEETs? I'd imagine, wagecucks probably just downed half a bottle of Nyquil to get at least some rest before Mr. Bergstein's double shift he's having them pull.

But tomorrow...tomorrow's 'Hump Day.' Isn't that an interesting term? Hump Day...hump day hump day hump day, middle of the standard work week.

Wagecucks look so forward to Hump Day because it's the midway point. They'll think "just a few more days until my day off!" Happy Hump Day in the meantime though!

Actually I celebrated Hump Day last week, me and a wagecuck's wife. Let's just say most of Hump Day took place in the king size bed that the wagecuck bought with his money.
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>>25020967
This is a bunch of garbage. You don't even have a car, let alone the money to go to a comedy club. Keep baitin' loser.
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ahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS GUY'S GREAT
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>>25021005
Finally learned how to use the spoilers, eh wagecuck?

You're all over the place tonight.

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Anyone else here lost the ability to fall in love?
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Not sure yet
I haven't been in contact with people for awhile now
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i wish i lost the ability to fall in love
having my heart broken is the worst feeling in the world.
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>>25018842
yes i'm a hearthbreaker now

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We all know when you up the quantity of /rose/ threads, the quality similarly raises.
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>>25004183
oh but of course it does, let this post be an example
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Why is rose so ugly??
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>>25004297
why are you so mean? is there something you want to tell us?

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Fuck women, fuck anything female. Even a female dog is inferior to a male one. Fuck them all, they can have their cake and eat it, I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore, I'm done trying to impress these heathens, I'm done trying to jump through one hundred hoops to maintain the attention of a 5/10. I'm not fucking doing it anymore. These whores want to create an anti-male environment then so be it, there isn't enough 10/10 males to go around sweethearts so you better start looking up different breeds of cat to find which ones match the paint in your one bedroom apartment where you'll be living the rest of your life.

Seriously I'm fucking done.
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>>24998255

Welcome to MGTOW.
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What are you mad at women for, manlet?

They didn't make you short.
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holy shit this manlet is butt blasted

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If she doesnt reply to my texts should i give up?
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>>25030460
Yes. Tell her to fuck herself if she just ignores you without reason. It means she doesn't like you. But doesn't even like you enough to have some respect. She just wants you to go away.
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>>25030479
Thanks

I see her friday. I was thinking about fessing up.about how i feel but she would probably just zone me even further if she hasnt already.
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>>25030494
Yeah, man. You're probably already just a friend at this point. I can't say much cause I don't have any info, but ignoring texts is a big thing. If she acts like you're a gay friend too, that is also a big sign

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I just want to feel emotion again.

Happiness
Sadness
Anger

Any emotion

Instead of this monotonous

Apathetic
Careless
Blase

life.

Can you help me anon? Any movies? Any shows? Anything to help me feel?
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That is depression
A chemical imbalance in your brain, not a flaw in your character.
So the most common way to handle it is to start going outside, speaking with people, forcing yourself into regular normie shit. Your brain slowly clicks back again to feeling emotions. Then you can return to being sour.

You can also try to mystify yourself by observing mundane shit, or mystifying shit. Something that basically tells your soul "there's so much weird shit out there in all this chaos"

This can just be from watching animals, looking into space, hiking and looking in nooks/ crannies in the wildlife, to taking part in activities that start firing neurons in your brain that makes new connections. (sports for example)
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>>25030386
pic related you op?
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>>25030438
Thanks.

>>25030446
No.

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So is anyone else here just apathetic towards getting a gf?
I can't really give a fuck anymore. Relationships are nothing like they are in anime so I don't see the point.
I like being by myself and I really hate living with or spending time with other people.
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>>25030258
Same. Have had 2 relationships with 6/10 girls (inb4 normie) and desu I hated it both times, I think I could only be happy with a 7/10 that enjoyed staying inside all the time and wasn't a bitch, but such a thing doesn't exist.
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I've never worried about getting a gf, but I wouldn't mind. If it happens, it happens, but I'm not going to actively seek attention from females.
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I've completely given up at this point.
It's just impossible to find a good woman:
>one that is not your average basic bitch who does nothing but watch Netflix
>not a slut
>no piercings
>no tattoos
>not a complete retard
>not fat
>likes video games, and not just League/Cod
>has some taste in movies
>has some direction in life
It's impossible. So many women seem completely devoid of a personality. It seems being babied by society into believing they are special simply because of a hole in between their legs means they have zero self awareness.
So I've given up. I'll just stick to trying to make a tulpa of my waifu.

Why do normies like this game so much? It's overrated trash
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I dunno I only played like 10 mins and got bored.
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I dunno. Flowey was pretty fuckin freaky desu

>tfw watching a genocide run on YT
>he calls you out for just watching someone else to see what happens and not going through with it yourself

Shits scary
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It's a game that ties its narrative into its mechanics in so many ways.

I don't really care much for its actual story/ the end of the pacifist route shit (genocide route made me feel more desu) it's just that I reeeaally like it from a game design standpoint. Hell, each generic enemy has personality that is represented even through the way you dodge their attacks.

Also, the kickass music:
https://youtu.be/B2jVbSI9H4o

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This fat disgusting piece of shit can have sex with a beautiful woman, whats your excuse faggots?

>pic related

http://webmup.com/5d2c5/vid.webm
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>>25029712
>whats your excuse faggots?

No fat chicks.
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>>25029712
I'm not white blox
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>>25029712
>beautiful woman
tippity top kek

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>hey bro we're gonna go see star wars tomorrow bro you gonna see it bro? Fuck bro it's gonna be good bro
>dude darth vader lol luke skywalker lmao han solo ma man LMAO lol lightsabers and sheeit bro the force bro lol so good bro

NO I'M NOT FUCKING WATCHING STAR WARS
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>>25029705
That's tomorrow? Oh shit. Get hype son
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Same, I don't get why people are so hyped over a kids movie. Literally the age of manchildren.
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>tfw going to see it on the off-chance someone shoots me to death

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