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Tfw just broke down in front of my mom after fight with my dad over shitty wagecuck job which I hate.
I feel like a bitch.
>>25317500
HAHAHAHAHAH, FAG!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAGIE GONNA CWY?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wut happen breh?
>>25317500
Look at little Wagecuck Junior.
Gonna cry?
>tfw lolicon
Who else here lolicon? 2D only 3D shitters need not apply.
I fap to Loli but I'm more of a Lalacon.
>Elliin
10/10
Lolis with thick thighs and fat butts are literally top tier.
>>25317467
spines doesn't end like that!
Does your oneitis know you exist?
She knows I exist, but she doesn't really give a shit about me(not like she has a reason to).
>>25317296
>>25317296
Yes, we slept together but she didn't want it to go any further which just made me angry and like her more. Not spoke for 13 months and I still keep holding hope she'll have a change of heart, even though if she did I'd have to turn her down cause she'd cuck me 100%
Wish I could just forget her but I can't, and other girls aren't an option because I'm a complete failure.
I-I still kinda like my elementary school sweetheart. We grew up together but she's going to uni now while I'm a NEET
2008
>4chan is mostly liberal albeit with racist jokes
>Most posters were athiest and anti-morality police.
>Tranny/trap porn threads abound
>2015
>4chan is full blown neocon Christian crusaders and morality policemen who think Bibleman should be compulsory viewing for all schoolchildren
>If you say you're atheist, christfags get upset and spam the fedora meme
>Thinks trannies are degenerate and need to be shot
What happened?
You're 2008 scenario is how it is today,
maybe you're only browsing /pol/
>>25317249
tranny rights began being rammed down our throats and SJWs polluted the left wing to the point where it's uncool to be left wing now.
TL;DR: Normies ruin everything
People came to their senses
ROBOTS B T F O
Which one applies to you?
>>25317233
All of them, I guess, apart from the grotesque obesity or deformity, I am not very fat.
That hit pretty close to home
>>25317233
>Validation/Obligation
I have no reason to improve myself while single because I'm satisfied with my life of porn addiction, fast food, community college, and videogames. A bitch, however, would motivate me to be a better man.
In the two periods of my life when I had a LDR gf (2007, 2012), I picked up good habits I still stick with today.
>>25317233
everything except grotesque obesity or deformity and you don't actually want one, t b h familia
To have fucked and been cucked by the woman you love, or to have never fucked her at all?
The former of course.
The latter is common place.
>>25317097
But, with the former, at least you would have fucked the woman you love
>>25317055
>our bitch
fucking nig nogs are taught by the jews to think they all belong to one nigger species
You can now fuck any fictional character you want and only that one.
Who will it be /r9k/?It's probably Satsuki Kyurin for me
I want Bane to fuck me.
>>25317010
Good taste, OP. I'm with you on that one.
Claiming Auska, not even my waifu but if I can ruin her for another anon I will feel better.
ever think about quitting internet?
i think i've spent 8-16 hours a day in front of a computer for the past 15 years. i have a beast of a pc, 400mbit connection, 6tb's of porn, extensive game library and skills with 1000+ hours in a dozen games. i have multiple displays and browsers etc. all customized and tailored to make my internet as comfy as possible. but lately I've been thinking I should just unplug it and read books or something.
who else knows this feel?
>>25317003
I think about this everyday, but i don't know what would happen. I have tried it a bit, just doing something else for while but in the end i just end up sitting here shitposting. Sadly, this is a only place for have some social connection with someone.
Maybe not the internet but Ive slowly come to realize playing video games is one of the worst time sinks out there.
There is this illusion of achievement and progress but really you are just sitting around moving a mouse and clicking in response to a stimulai.
>saving porn
i always thought this was just some cheeky meme, but people really do this? they save fucking tb of it?
christ, i dont know why people dont just find what they like on streaming sites
Did you give into to promotional peer-pressure and follow the herd this holiday season?
>>25316931
Wife, adopted child, cuck, bull.
Yes, sadly.
>>25316931
Yeah it was an alright movie. Saw it with a couple friends and it made for a decent night. I have my own obsessions so I can understand why Star Wars fans would be excited.
People here sometimes compare women to children. Interested in this notion, I began collecting evidence to support it. My research has persuaded me that, in many areas of life, this idea is true. I hope my evidence will convince you of the same.
I have collected 24 pieces of evidence that I feel are worthwhile. I will post this evidence as fast as the posting limit allows. Please discuss it.
I will start the thread with a shocking picture. There was a twitter trend a while back where young women were cutting themselves for Justin Bieber. Like a child, women will do anything to get attention from adults and other people around them. Most children like to be the center of attention and will do silly things or annoy you to get your attention. This is also highly reminiscent of adult women.
Oh man I remember cut for bieber!
I swear I still have some screenshots from the thread in planning stage, I'll have a look
Doing God's work, OP. Please share some more.
Anymore blood pics?
This is turning me on
>tfw taking a fat shit right now
Damn, it smells like SHIT!!
>>25316753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s044gQzbpcIS
>>25317217
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s044gQzbpcIS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451334624526.webm
was narcissa really the best name you could have picked? really?
NEET STACY ON DR. PHIL RIGHT NOW. SHE'S TURNING 30 AND RELIES ON MUMMY FOR TENDIES AND AUTISMBUX NOT EVEN JOKING! CHANNEL 2
Dr. Phil was like "she's almost 30 and doesn't know how to do laundry because her mummy washes her laundry"
did that dr phil robot episode ever air or was that a year long troll?
>>25316861
its not a troll if im not upset.
really just disappointed in the end. it would have been awesome and hilarious to see, but I never saw the reality of it in the first place so it looks like im not missing out on anything.
Why are men so miserable all the time?
>>25316554
it's our societal lot in life to bear most of the misery
>>25316554
society put pressure on women to act all super cute and happy all the time with hearts and <33333
while men are told they're replaceable, useless, drones that exist to make money and support these overgrown children, are not allowed to express regular emotions, and usually feel like shit, but can't talk about it
not to mention that the recent rise in feminism has given women a large amount of new power in relationships and their lives, while it has hindered and knocked men down every chance it has
hell, misandry and man hate is an actual mainstream thing that people like hillary clinton, a presidential candidate, actually fucking support
and all the guilt that men are supposed to feel for what their grandfathers and great great grandfathers did is absurd
you can't put this kind of pressure on a person and expect them to be as happy as someone who you're constantly taking responsibility and worries from
Kek, women are literally children.
That's pretty hilarious desu family.
Anyone else here love ASMR videos?
>being this much of a cuck
May as well start watching Blacked vids if you haven't already
>tfw your favourite asmr girl is getting fat and doesn't post anymore
>>25316400
Shit is top tier comfy.
Femanon here. I was wondering, would any of you accept this deal?
It goes like this: you move into my country and get to live in my house, but as a slave. You cook, clean, do the bed, and everything i ask you to. We dont sleep together or anything. If someday, because i feel like it, i try to do something sexual with you you put no resistance. If i ask you to do nothing and be on your bedroom because i feel like not seeing you for a while you accept.
To outsiders, we present ourselves as a couple. I work, and im obliged to give you a minimum of two meals a day, but nothing else. If i want to lightly hurt you, im allowed to, but it doesnt have to be anything extreme. You are not allowed to talk to anyone else besides me during your stay.
If you want to leave, you can do it. Also, if i suddenly get tired of you then you MUST leave, through i can give you money to return to your country.
As for my level of beauty, im average, skinny.
Its an hiphotetical question, tho, its not gonna happen. Im just curious about the answers.
Relatedus picus
>>25315863
>350+ replies
>150+ images
Kinda hot, but no sex is a bit of a dealbreaker.
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